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COMPLETE CZW CAGE OF DEATH COVERAGE

By Mike Johnson on 2014-12-13 19:16:24

The Beaver Boys (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) vs. Team Tremendous Investigations (Dan Barry & Bill Carr) with Dick Justice

Barry and Silver started with some fun back and forth wrestling and reversals. Reynolds tagged in but was overwhelmed by Barry. Silver tried to help but Carr nailed a double clothesline. Barry hit a dive to the outside. Reynolds took him out on the apron and tossed him back in the ring. Silver drilled him with an elbow off the ropes for a two count.

The Beaver Boys controlled the ring until Carr made the hot tag in and nailed some crazy suplexes. Reynolds tried to nail a dive but was caught and slammed down on the railing on the floor. Back in the ring, Carr covered him for a two count. Team Tremendous worked over Reynolds in their corner with chops. Barry hit a slingshot splash for a two count. Carr did the same for another two count.

Silver and Carr tagged in and Carr controlled the back and forth until missing a charge in the corner. Silver shocked everyone by nailing a big hiptoss on Carr and getting him over for a suplex for a two count. The Beaver Boys double teamed Barry and suplexed him into the buckles. Carr returned to the fray and Silver nailed him with a ton of strikes and kicks, then called him a "p*ssy." This enraged Carr who nailed a big Black Hole Slam for a two count.

Barry went to the top but Silver shoved Carr into him, then hit a big back suplex on Carr. All four battled in the ring. Carr nailed a Canadian Destroyer on Reynolds. He's a BIG guy so that was tremendous. Barry nailed a Spanish Fly off the top but Silver kicked out. The crowd chanted, "This is awesome."

Silver sent Barry into the buckles but took out the referee. Carr went after Silver but ate a double superkick. The Beaver Boys grabbed chairs but were stopped by Dick Justice, who I kid you not, pulled a gun on them. Silver begged off and blamed Reynolds. Well, that was different!

In the end, Barry was still wiped out and pinned. The Beaver Boys kidnapped Justice after.

Your winner, The Beaver Boys!

Really frenetic, fun tag team. Team Tremendous has found the right formula of hard work and a good, funny police gimmick. The Beaver Boys are really really damn good. So much fun. Not a big fan of the gun bit but Justice is a comedy character.

CZW Wired champion Shane Strickland vs. Joe Gacy

Some good action early with Strickland's speed against Gacy's power. Gacy went for a dive but was nailed by a Strickland leaping kick. Gacy regained control and hit a tope suicida to the outside, then worked over Strickland with punches on the floor and a running knee. Strickland cut him off on the floor and worked him over. He returned with a stiff knee as Gacy entered the ring. Strickland followed up with some kicking combinations but was caught with a Bubba Slam into a backbreaker on the knee for a two count.

Gacy made a comeback but missed a charge in the corner and nailed his shoulder into the post. He went to the floor, where Strickland hit a springboard into a 450 splash, wiping out Gacy. Strickland recovered and sent Gacy into the corner barricade, then nailed a several knee strikes in the corner. Gacy mounted a comeback but was cut off with a leaping stunner. Strickland has really improved, even in the last few months since I've seen him work.

Strickland continued working over Gacy, focusing on the shoulder. Strickland tied him to the tree of woe and went to the top but Gacy escaped and nailed a rude belly to back overhead release superplex. Gacy worked over Strickland with a series of punches and nailed a DVDR for a two count. Strickland came back with an attempted crossface but Gacy escaped. Strickland came back with a DDT and locked on the Crossface. Gacy escaped and nailed a evil looking Tazplex for a two count.

Strickland avoided a Gacy move and scored with a superkick to the chin. Gacy absorbed it and wouldn't go down. Strickland nailed another. Gacy finally went down after a third. Gacy came up bloody. Shane slapped him but Gacy nailed a stiff lariat and went to the top. Gacy went for a top rope splash but Strickland moved out of the way and locked on the Crossface. Gacy fought and finally made his way to the ropes.

Strickland stopped him from gaining any momentum and drilled him with a move off the top for another two count. Strickland decided he had enough, left the ring, grabbed the Wired title belt and tried to walk out. Devon Moore blocked his exit and forced him back into the ring. Strickland argued with him but was nailed with a lariat and a big splash, but still Gacy only garnered a two count.

Gacy lock on the Stuff Muffler and finally Strickland tapped.

Your winner and new CZW Wired champion, Joe Gacy!

Good match with some crazy highspots. Strickland may be the second coming of 2 Cold Scorpio. Gacy had one of his better showings here. Good stuff.

Tim Donst did a promo backstage saying he was going to be the savior of CZW and mocked that he was getting paid to cut a promo as everyone's heroes were to get hit with weapons. He's a really good talker.

Norman Smiley Memorial Bunkhouse Brawl Ultraviolent Food Fight of Life & Death: Greg Excellent & ? with Mama Excellent vs. Matt Tremont & ?

Excellent's partner was the returning Sexxy Eddy. Tremont's was Buxx Belmar.

The idea here was there were hardcore weapons and food. Lots of comedy stuff early including Buxx giving Eddy a testicular claw, Excellent and Tremont sharing food before they brawled and Mama Excellent rubbing Eddy's groin to make him feel better. Yep. Eddy hit a dive to the outside. So, that led to Mama doing a dive (well, really falling) off the ropes onto everyone on the floor. That Mama loves her son. The crowd loved all this lunacy.

Buxx used a fish to nail Tremont. Somewhere, Shark Boy is very unhappy. Eddye and Tremont brawled. They did a spike spot with a banana which led to Tremont almost getting it in the rear end. Tremont nailed him with a cookie sheet. He then nailed him with, well, a loaf of bread, in the groin...for a two count. Alrighty, then.

Excellent returned and battled with Tremont in the ring as Eddy and Buxx battled on the floor. Tremont nailed Excellent with a can of whipped cream. He placed a crutch over him and went to the top rope. Excellent recovered first and nailed him with it, then shot whipped cream all over his head, then drilled it with a chair.

Eddy and Excellent teased a double suplex. Buxx slipped under them for a Tower of Doom spot. Excellent took out Buxx and tried to suplex Tremont on a frozen turkey but the suplex was reversed and Excellent took the punishment. Buxx wiped out Eddy and scored a two count.

Buxx placed a cake atop of Excellent went for an Alabama Jam but Excellent moved. Excellent came back to powerbomb Buxx on what I think was some hard candies. Tremont threw a carton of eggs at him. Excellent caught them but was nailed with a lariat. Tremont brought a Gingerbreak house into the ring and fought with Excellent, attempting to put the other through it. Excellent finally hit a slam thriugh the hiuse. Buxx nailed him with a keyboard and a shining wizard. He small packaged Eddy for a two count.

Eddy used a testicular claw and Excellent nailed his piledriver for the pin.

Your winners, Sexxy Eddy & Greg Excellent!

It was, as they say, um, a spectacle.

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