PWInsider - WWE News, Wrestling News, WWE

 
 

WWE RAW REPORT: IS THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA PAVED IN GOLD OR SOMETHING ELSE?, WHO IS THE TENTH IN THE DIVAS TAG MATCH?, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2016-03-28 23:00:00

Brock Lesnar comes out with Paul Heyman and Brock does the Brock Bounce on the stage and then he does the Lesnar Leap onto the apron.

Paul introduces himself and he says that he serves as the advocate not for the baddest man or the baddest dude, but for the Baddest Beast on the Planet.  BROCK LESNAR.  Paul says his job is to hype you on the fact that we are six days away.  You have the rare opportunity to see a once ever athlete and fighter at his prime and do his thing at a level that not one single member of that locker room can hope to achieve.  In every equation, there is one exception to define the rule.  There is one idiot, dreamer, fool, lunatic.  That one lunatic thinks he has what it takes to bring that fight to Brock Lesnar to perform at the same level to be the one to defeat the one in twenty-two and one.  That lunatic is Dean Ambrose.

Paul says he will give Dean all of the credit in the world, but Brock will not.  Dean is crazy like a fox.  Dean thinks if he can take an NCAA and UFC Champion out of his comfort zone and use these WEAPONS because they are legal.  Dean has the chance to be that next star when he steps into the ring at Wrestlemania against Brock Lesnar.  The bad news for the members of the Asylum, Dean Ambrose has to step into the ring with Brock Lesnar.  

Paul says his client is ready to give Dean Ambrose the defining Wrestlemania moment, not of this year or generation, but of a lifetime.  When Doctor Brock Lesnar takes all of those politically incorrect weapons and performs a public colonsocopy on Dean Ambrose.

Paul says that he said it two years ago, this is not a prediction, it is a spoiler . . . your winner at Wrestlemania will be the reigning and defending lord of the  . . . 

Dean Ambrose's music plays and he brings a wagon to the ring and we make sure that the cameraman cannot get a shot of what is in there.

Dean gets a crowbar and steel pipe from under the ring.  He also gets a baseball bat but throws it away.  Dean gets a barbed wire baseball bat.  Dean takes a fire extinguisher and chainsaw from under the ring.  Dean throws a kendo stick in the ring and then Dean starts to walk away but he kicks the ring steps and puts them in the wagon.

Dean walks up the ramp without saying anything.

We see what happened the first time Roman Reigns and Triple H met tonight.

We are told that the Authority is not finished tonight.

Paige, Brie Bella, Natalya, and Alicia are talking in the back as we go to commercial.

Match Number Six:  Emma (with Naomi, Tamina, Lana, and Summer Rae) versus Paige (with Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Brie Bella)

Emma with forearms to the back and a snap mare using the hair followed by a kick and she stands on Paige's hair.  Emma puts Paige in the ropes and pulls the hair.  Emma with a drop kick for a near fall.  Emma puts Paige in the corner and kicks her.  Emma with the cross body into the corner and she gets a near fall.  Paige with a back heel kick and then Paige contradicts Taker's comment that this is his house by saying it is her house.  Paige with a running knee into the corner followed by a knee and a near fall.  Paige with a fallaway slam.

Tamina gets on teh apron and Natalya, Alicia and Brie stand at ringside.  Emma with a jaw breaker and then Lana with a round kick for the three count.

Winner:  Emma

After the match, Brie goes after Lana but Summer makes the save.  Summer kicks Brie in the corner.  Tamina slams Natalya's head into the apron and then Eva Marie's music plays and we have our fifth.

Eva attacks Lana and sends her to the mat.

Eva joins Paige, Natalya, Brie, and Alicia in the ring, but they are not really happy that she is with them.

Goldust is in his locker room but he turns around and sees R Truth.  Truth says what happened tonight, he will not have his back in the battle royal.  It is brother against brother and team against team.  Truth says they should let him do the thinking for the both of them since they are a team.  Goldust says they are not a team.  Truth says this is so difficult and he starts to cry and he blows his nose in a Goldust shirt and leaves.

We are back and we get the official announcement that Snoop Dogg will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Match Number Seven:  Kevin Owens, Miz, and Stardust versus Sami Zayn, Sin Cara, and Dolph Ziggler

Miz and Zayn start things off and they lock up.  Zayn with a waist lock and Miz with a wrist lock.  Zayn tries to reverse the wrist lock but Miz keeps Zayn on the mat.  Zayn with a reversal and arm wringer.  Zayn leaps over Miz and hits an arm drag.  Owens tags in and he tags in Stardust and goes to the floor to tease facing Zayn.  Zayn with arm drags into an arm bar.  Ziggler tags in and he rolls up Stardust for a near fall.  Stardust with a slam.  Ziggler with a rollup for a near fall.  Ziggler with another rollup for a near fall.  Stardust with a punch and forearm in the corner.  Stardust with kicks.  Stardust with a punch.

Ziggler with a drop kick and he sets for a super kick but Stardust gets to the floor.  Ziggler super kicks Miz off the apron but Owens sees it coming and he gets to the floor before Ziggler can connect.  We go to commercial.

We are back and Ziggler with a drop kick to Stardust and Cara tags in.  Cara with a forearm off the turnbuckles and shoulder tackle.  Cara with a springboard arm drag but Stardust with a forearm to the back.  Stardust goes off the turnbuckles but is met with a drop kick for a near fall.  Stardust with a punch and Owens tells Stardust to tag in Miz.  Owens encourages Miz and Cara with a rollup for a near fall.  Cara with chops and a springboard cross body for a near fall.  Zayn tags in and he hits a forearm from the turnbuckles and follows with a snap mare and drop kick for a near fall. Miz with forearms to the back and he punches Zayn.

Stardust tags in and stomps on Zayn's chest.  Stardust with kicks to Zayn.  Zayn with a suplex and Ziggler tags in and hits two clotheslines followed by a Stinger Splash and neck breaker.  Ziggler winds up for the leaping elbow drop and he gets a near fall.  Stardust counters a hesitation DDT and Miz punches Ziggler when Stardust distracts the referee.  Miz tags in and he kicks Ziggler.  Stardust punches Ziggler on the floor and sends Ziggler into the crowd before sending him back into the ring.  Stardust tags Miz back in and he kicks Ziggler.  Owens tags in and kicks Ziggler and tags Stardust back in and he chants for Stardust.  Stardust punches Ziggler and kicks him.  Stardust blocks a kick and hits a Side Effect for a near fall.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Miz tags in and he kicks Ziggler.  Miz with a reverse chin lock.  Ziggler with punches and head butts.  Ziggler tries for a Fameasser but Miz blocks it and he hot shots Ziggler.  Ziggler punches Owens and Stardust and Miz misses a shoulder into the corner.  Ziggler with a Fameasser and both men are down.  Zayn tags in and he clotheslines Stardust.  Stardust with a kick and Zayn with a clothesline.  Zayn brings Miz in and Miz hits a cross body onto Miz and Stardust.  Cara makes the tag and Zayn with a flip dive onto Owens.  Cara with a cross body and he gets a near fall.  SIn Cara with a cross body followed by a modified Olympic Slam and then he goes up for the Fallen Star but Stardust gets his knees up.  Miz and Zayn tag in and Zayn goes off the turnbuckles.  Miz tries for a Skull Crushing Finale but Zayn with a rollup for a near fall.  Miz with a Skull Crushing Finale but Ziggler wtih a Zig Zag.  Stardust hits the Queen's Crossbow on Ziggler and Sin Cara with an Asai Moonsault onto Stardust.  Owens tags in and he tries for the Pop Up Powerbomb but Zayn with a drop kick.  Miz and Stardust refuse the tag and leave.

Owens yells at Stardust and Miz.  Zayn with a kick and then he goes to the turnbuckles for a tornado DDT.  Zayn with a Helluva Kick and he gets the three count.

Winners:  Sin Cara, Dolph Ziggler, and Sami Zayn

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make their way through the back as we go to commercial.

We are back and we are told by Michael Cole that parts of Smackdown will come from AT&T Stadium.  On Smackdown, Erick Rowan faces Dean Ambrose.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make their way to the ring . . . again.

Stephanie says you look at us with hatred and loathing in your eyes because you could never achieve what they have.  You base your lives on hopes and dreams.  The reality comes in when life slaps you in the face.

You are looking for new leadership and new champions because it isn't happening.  This championship is going nowhere and neither are they.

Hunter talks about attacking from behind as if it is not strategy but is cowardice.  Hunter says a lot is at stake.  This is not a game, this is real life.  Millions of dollars are at stake.  You can take your morality and shove it.

Roman Reigns' music plays and he makes his way to the ring again, but Roman has a bit of a limp as he makes his way to the ring.

Hunter comes out to meet Roman and they exchange punches.  Hunter has the advantage and he sends Roman into the ring post.  Roman sends Hunter into the ringside barrier.  Roman with a clothesline that sends Hunter over the ringside barrier into Yeatonville.

Stephanie signals to the back and a number of people come out and hold Roman for Hunter.  Hunter punches Roman.  More people come out this time to help Roman.  We have a brawl and Hunter and Roman are separated but only for a moment because Roman gets free and goes after Hunter.

Roman sends Miz over the announce table while Hunter gets in the ring.  Hunter is pulled out of the ring as Roman gets into the ring.

Hunter goes up the ramp but he tries to get back to the ring but he is held back.  Roman with a plancha onto Hunter and the other heels.

Hunter crawls up the ramp to be with Stephanie.

We go to credits.


Page # [1][2][3]

If you enjoy PWInsider.com you can check out the AD-FREE PWInsider Elite section, which features exclusive audio updates, news, our critically acclaimed podcasts, interviews and more, right now for THREE DAYS free by clicking here!