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WWE RAW REPORT: ANY ROADBLOCKS ON THE PATH TO ROADBLOCK?, HOW ABOUT THOSE Y2AJ SHIRT SALES?, WHO WILL BE THE X FACTOR IN THE LANA/BRIE SITUATION?, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2016-03-07 23:01:00

We are back and it is time for Dean Ambrose to turn the Allstate Arena into the Allstate Ambrose Asylum.

Dean says the Road to Wrestlemania was free and clear and everyone knew where they were going.  Dean says he was going to get off at Suplex City while Triple H thought he was going to face Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania.  The posters were printed but then Dean Ambrose comes around and tries to screw things up by winning the WWE Title on March 12th.

He does not care about Triple H or Roman Reigns' plans.  He is hijacking the WWE Championship and he is hijacking Wrestlemania.  Dean says his poor attitude has gotten him in trouble for not respecting Authority or bowing down to Authority.  Triple H tried to beat that respect into him with his bare hands last week.

Nice try.  If you want to talk about respect, Triple H will respect Dean at Roadblock when he wins the WWE Championship.  Triple H will respect him because he will be the face of your company.  Dean says his face will be on Oprah and People Magazine.  Dean says they will be at charity functions together.  They will throw out the first pitch at baseball games.  He says he likes children.  Dean says he will make Hunter buy him a shiny new suit.

Dean says he will never wear a suit.  He says he looks good in a suit but he will not wear one.  The extracurricular activities do not appeal to him.  He likes the idea of coming out every night and facing the best competition every night.

Triple H's music plays and he makes his way onto the stage.

Hunter says that is a fun little fantasy you have going there.  Hunter says he hates to be the guy to ruin it for him.  He says the WWE Championship will stay with him as long as he wants to.  Roman thought he could take it away from him and they are gluing his face together.  Hunter says that maybe Dean needs another trip to the announce table to learn what it is about.

Dean says he will make another trip to the announce table on Saturday.  He will stand on the table after he wins the title.  Then Hunter can suck it.

Hunter wants to let Dean in on a little secret.  Hunter says Roadblock is something some idiot in marketing came up with.  You are a speed bump or pothole at best.  You and Roman are alike.  You have that never say die attitude.  You have that terrible temper.  You have that same problem with Authority.  How is that anti-Authority thing going for Roman.  

Hunter tells Dean to stop with the delusional thing because if it continues, you are going to be hurt permanently. 

Dean says that if delusional got him this far, he would rather be delusional instead of what Hunter is.

Hunter says he is driven.  However you want to say it, he is driven and that is what makes him him and what makes Dean Dean.

Dean says he had trouble hearing Hunter so why not come into this ring to tell him up close.

Hunter says he does not fight on your time.  Hunter says he fights on his time.  You will get your shot on Saturday at Roadblock.  Until then, he will do what successful people do.  He will delegate.  Dean Ambrose will go one on one against Bray Wyatt.  Whether you learn it tonight or if you learn it on Saturday.  You will come face to face with reality and the reality is that the Authority always wins.

Match Number Three:  Dolph Ziggler versus Rusev, Sheamus, and Wade Barrett in an Elimination Match

Barrett starts off and tries to pull ZIggler into his corner but he does not succeed.  Ziggler avoids Barrett until Wade kicks him and then Wade with a forearm to the back.  Ziggler with a drop kick.  Sheamus drops Ziggler on the top rope and Barrett with a Black Pool Boss Man Slam for a near fall.  Barrett chokes Ziggler in the ropes.

Barrett with knees to Ziggler while Ziggler is in the ropes.  Sheamus tags in and he connects with forearms across the chest.  Rusev tags in and he hits a running body block on Ziggler and he gets a near fall.  Rusev wtih an elbow drop.  Ziggler with punches but Rusev with a drop kick and he spins around.  Barrett tags in and he sends Ziggler into the turnbuckles and he puts Ziggler on top of the turnbuckles and Barrett with forearms to the back.  Barrett with a running kick to the midsection and Barrett gets a near fall.

Sheamus tags in and he kicks Ziggler into the corner.  Ziggler with a rollup for a near fall.  Sheamus with a clothesline.  Sheamus with a splash into the corner followed by a running knee lift.  Sheamus taunts Ziggler and pie faces Ziggler.  Ziggler with punches and a head butt.  Ziggler with a kick and hesitation DDT and both men are down.  Barrett tags in and he runs into the ring post when Ziggler moves.  

Barrett holds his left shoulder while Ziggler gets back to his feet.  Ziggler with clotheslines and then he hits a splash into the corner followed by a neck breaker.  Rusev comes in and Ziggler wtih a kick and Barrett with a rollup for a near fall.  Ziggler wtih a super kick to pin Barrett.

Wade Barrett Eliminated

Ziggler with a super kick to Sheamus and Rusev breaks up the cover.  Ziggler drops down and Rusev goes to the floor.  Sheamus misses a Brogue Kick and Ziggler with a near fall.  Ziggler misses a Fameasser and Rusev with a round kick.  Sheamus with a Brogue Kick for the three count.

Winners:  Sheamus, Rusev, and Wade Barrett

We take a look back at the start of Raw when Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon appeared.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to take a look at the history of Shane McMahon in the ring and how tough he is.  John says that Shane is the most resiliant person he has been in the ring with.  Are you ready for a video package?

Becky Lynch is knocking on the door telling Sasha that they are next.

Sasha tells Becky that she had her beat on Raw and Smackdown and if it wasn't for Charlotte and her Hugh Hefner father, it would be her and Charlotte at Wrestlemania.  Instead it is them and a leprechaun.  

Becky tells Sasha that she almost had her beat and Sasha would be at home watching Wrestlemania on her couch eating ice cream at Wrestlemania.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Charlotte and Ric Flair are at ringside to watch this match.

Match Number Four:  Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch versus Tamina and Naomi

Tamina and Becky start things off and Tamina with a kick and hair toss.  Tamina goes after Sasha on the apron and then Tamina works over Becky in the ropes and hits a head butt to get a near fall.  Tamina punches Becky and Irish whips her and hits a splash into the corner.  Tamina with an Irish whip but Tamina misses a splash.  

Sasha and Naomi are tagged in and Sasha with clotheslines.  Sasha blocks a kick and connects with a kick.  Sasha with a double knee take down and she gets a near fal.  Tamina gets involved and Becky stops her.  Tamina pulls Becky to the floor and sends her into the ringside barrier.  Sasha with a lungblower into Banks Statement and Naomi taps out.

Winners:  Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch

After the match, Charlotte attacks Sasha from behind and she sends Sasha into the mat.  Charlotte with an Exploder to Becky.

R Truth is walking in the back and he is dressed like a pizza delivery man.  Mark Henry wants to know what he is carrying.  Truth sees Goldust and he says he has a Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza for him.

Goldust wants to know what Truth is doing and Truth says he wanted to get dressed up like Goldust to show that they could be tag team partners. 

Goldust says that a true tag team partner would know he is lactose intolerant and if he ate a piece his butt would explode.  Goldust stoms away.

Truth says he did not know about Goldust's exploding butt and he walks away.  Truth leaves too.

A hand appears and Mark takes the pizza.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the New Day has something to say before they defend their WWE Tag Team Championships.

Kofi says stakes are at an all time high because at 197 days and counting, you are all witnessing the most positive Championship reign in WWE history.  Who is doing to stop them?  Y2AJ?  They all laugh.

Xavier says this team will never make it.  They will rip each other apart like the zombies in Left for Dead.

Big E says they are a real team.  They even got matching tattoos.  Kofi says he thought Big E was joking.  Big E says he didn't get a giant blue and pink unicorn tattoo on his checks with a leprechaun . . .

Match Number Five:  Kofi Kingston and Big E (with Xavier Woods) versus AJ Styles and Chris Jericho for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Jericho and Kofi start things off and they lock up.  Kofi with a side head lock and shoulder tackle.  Jericho with a drop kick and chops.  Jericho blocks a drop kick and he catapults Kofi over the top rope ot hte floor.  Big E is clotheslined over the top rope by Jericho and Styles.  Styles and Jericho with stereo pescados while Woods voices his displeasure.

We go to commercial.

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