The doctor continues to check on Orton and The Shield arrive and ask Randy how he is doing. Randy wants to know where they were when Big Show handed him his ass. They beat him last week and this week he got choke slammed through a table.
Dean says that it is none of Randy’s business. They don’t work for Vickie, Brad, Kane, or Randy. Dean tells Randy to feel better.
We see some footage from a future episode of Total Divas when Tyson Kidd has some words for Fandango. What a coincidence.
Match Number Five: Fandango (with Summer Rae) versus Tyson Kidd (with Natalya)
Fandango with a side head lock but Kidd with a snap mare. Kidd avoids a clothesline and connects with a kick and a drop kick to the head. Kidd punches and chops Fandango. Fandango with an Irish whip and Kidd tries to float over but Fandango sends Kidd over the top rope to the floor.
Fandango goes to the floor and he sends Kidd back in and gets a near fall. Fandango with a punch and a reverse chin lock. Fandango with forearms to the back followed by an attempted belly-to-back suplex but Kidd lands on his feet. Kidd sends Fandango into the turnbuckles and then he goes to the apron with a kick. Kidd with a springboard drop kick that sends Fandango to the floor. Kidd goes to the apron and he hits a rana off the apron and sends Fandango into the ringside barrier.
Kidd rolls Fandango in and he tries for a springboard sunset flip but Fandango drops down and gets the three count.
John Cena walks in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and Zeb Colter says that as Real Americans, it was Veteran’s Day in the United States. Tonight they are in a foreign land. That land is a land full of imperialists, soccer thugs, bad food, and evil monarchs. It is full of people who find the antics of Mr. Bean hilarious. If Real Americans ran this country, it would be in a lot better shape.
It used to be said that the sun never sets on the British Empire. Today, the sun never rises. As he looks across the sea of bad teeth in the audience, he wants people to say ‘We the People’
Match Number Six: John Cena versus Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro (with Zeb Colter)
Swagger starts off and Swagger goes after the injured arm. Cesaro tries to distract Cena to allow Swagger to gain an advantage. Swagger sends Cena to the mat and Cesaro tags in. They lock up and Alberto Del Rio’s music plays and he waves his giant Mexican flag. Cena with an Irish whip but he runs into an elbow and Cesaro sends Cena to the floor and Swagger hits Cena while Cesaro distracts the referee.
Cesaro runs Cena into the ringside barrier as we go to commercial.
We are back and Cesaro with a European uppercut to Cena and he connects with a running knee to the back. Cesaro with a deadlift side salto to Cena for a near fall. Swagger tags back in and he applies a reverse chin lock. Cena with a belly-to-back suplex into a uranage. Cesaro tags in and Cena with a pop up neck breaker for a near fall.
Swagger tags in and Swagger hits the double jump Swagger bomb. Swagger with another Swagger bomb. Swagger goes for a third one and Cena moves out of the way. Cesaro tags in and Cena with two flying shoulder tackles but Cesaro with a European uppercut when Cena tries for a second shoulder tackle on Cesaro. Cena counters the Giant Swing and he tries for the STF. Swagger tags in and Cena with a Blue Thunder Bomb to Cesaro.
Swagger with an ankle lock. Cesaro tags in and he hits a cross body but Cena catches Cesaro and gets him on his shoulders for an Attitude Adjustment but Swagger with a shoulder to the knee. Cesaro with a near fall. Cesaro tries for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Cena counters with a back body drop.
Swagger tags in and Cena with a Blue Thunder Bomb and the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Swagger counters with a sunset flip into the ankle lock. Cena escapes and he hits the Attitude Adjustment but Cesaro breaks up the cover.
Cesaro wants to tag into the match but Swagger is out of position. Cesaro tags in and Cena with a power bomb for a near fall. Cena punches Cesaro but Cesaro with European uppercuts. Cena with more punches but Cena with Swiss Death for a near fall. Cesaro waits for Cena to get up and he hits a running European uppercut in the corner. Cesaro puts Cena on the turnbuckles and then he punches Cena.
Cena knocks Cesaro off the turnbuckles to the mat but Swagger tags in and he tries to climb the turnbuckles for a suplex. Cena with a cross body to Swagger and then he clotheslines Cesaro over the top rope to the floor. Cena with an STF and Swagger taps out.
Winner: John Cena
After the match, Cesaro attacks Cena but Cena fights back and he clotheslines Cesaro over the top rope to the floor. Del Rio attacks Cena with a chair. Del Rio wraps the arm in a chair and he applies a cross arm breaker on the arm.
Big E Langston comes to the ring and he sends Del Rio to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back with an announcement that Natalya will get a Divas Title match on Main Event.
We have a Moments Ago Moment of John Cena being attacked by Alberto Del Rio, but saved by Big E Langston.
The Three Faces of Authority watch the highlights and Alberto enters. Brad says that was what was best for business. Alberto says that he will beat John Cena in front of his friends and family. Alberto tells Vickie to keep Big E out of his business. Kane and Vickie have a few ideas for Alberto.
Match Number Seven: Ryback versus R Truth
Truth avoids Ryback and then he applies a waist lock but Ryback backs him into the corner but misses an elbow. Truth with a side head lock. Ryback with a top wrist lock and he pulls Truth to the mat. Ryback tells Truth to take a shot at hi and he reapplies the side head lock. Ryback sends Truth back to the mat and he calls Truth ‘stupid’.
Truth punches and kicks Ryback. Truth with a kick and Ryback goes down. Ryback runs Truth into the turnbuckles. Ryback with a hard Irish whip and he kicks Truth before choking him in the ropes. Ryback presses Truth over his head and then he turns it into a power slam. Ryback with kicks followed by chops and punches. Ryback with a slam and a splash for a near fall.
Ryback with a waist lock and then he applies a bear hug. Truth with head butts and punches to get free. Truth with a punch and kick but Ryback with a spinebuster. Ryback waits for Truth to get back up for the lariat but Truth moves and Ryback hits the turnbuckles. Truth with a rollup for the three count.
Winner: R Truth
Match Number Eight: Big E Langston versus Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio with a side kick and punches. Del Rio has a punch blocked and Langston with punches to the midsection. Langston with an Irish whip and shoulder in the corner. Langston with a shoulder tackle and then he sends Del Rio into the corner but Del Rio gets his boots up for a charging Langston.
Del Rio with a super kick and punches followed by kicks for a near fall. Del Rio with a reverse chin lock. Langston with elbows but Del Rio with a DDT for a near fall. Del Rio with a boot to Langston’s back and a punch. Del Rio with a reverse chin lock. Del Rio climbs on Langston’s back as he tries to choke out Langston. Langston with a clothesline or two followed by a belly-to-belly suplex and the Ultimate Warrior Splash to the back.
Langston misses a charge into the corner and Del Rio with an enzuigiri for a near fall. Langston with a punch and body block. The straps come down and he tries for the Big Ending but Del Rio escapes and Del Rio applies the Cross Arm Breaker and Langston taps out.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
We go to commercial.
We are back and there will be an Arm Wrestling Contest on Smackdown.
Paul Heyman is in the ring with Curtis Axel and Paul is in a wheelchair looking like he was in an accident. He points out that this was done by your hero, CM Punk. Paul says that tickles the fancies of your limited imaginations, but Punk never could have done this by himself. Punk had a lot of help.
For example, he had that big dummy Ryback. He took Ryback under his wing, nourished him and gave him the opportunity to be a Paul Heyman guy, but he never accepted the position. Ryback promised to him that his mantra was ‘feed me more’ but he proved that he bit off more than he could chew.
Paul says that he blames everyone for encouraging CM Punk to climb to the top of the cell and lay this beating down on an innocent father of two small children. You cheered CM Punk to give him this beating. Paul says that is why he has left his first class accommodations to leave Europe to slum with the people in the ghetto known as Manchester. He came here to get a room full of witnesses to testify that he went public with his intentions.
Paul says that he, Paul Heyman shall return with a vengeance. He will hover over CM Punk like the Sword of Damocles. He will put that sword through the . . .
CM Punk’s music plays and he makes his way to the stage.
Axel cuts off Punk before he can get to the ring and Axel with forearms and a knee but Punk with a round kick and then he sends Axel into the ringside barrier. Punk with a Go to Sleep.
Paul tells Punk to get out of here because he has done more damage in his lifetime.
Punk gets a kendo stick from under the ring and then he goes into the ring and he spins Paul around in the wheelchair and spills him to the mat. Punk hits Heyman with the kendo stick.
Match Number Nine: Daniel Bryan and CM Punk versus Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns
Ambrose and Punk start things off. Ambrose with a hammer lock into a side head lock. Ambrose with a shoulder tackle but Punk with a leg lariat. Punk with a wrist lock and Bryan tags in. They hit a double suplex and Punk with a kick and Bryan gets a near fall. Bryan with punches. Ambrose with a back elbow and Rollins tags in.
Rollins punches Bryan but Bryan with a knee to the midsection and he kicks Rollins in the back and then the chest. Bryan tries for the surfboard and Bryan gets him up. Punk tags in and Bryan holds on to Rollins and Punk with a back heel kick for a near fall.
Punk with a snap mare and drop kick to the back of the head for a near fall. Rollins with a kick and chop followed by a punch. Punk blocks a drop kick and Punk catapults Rollins into the turnbuckles. Punk gets Rollins on his shoulders and he tags in Reigns.
Reigns and Punk have some words for each other and they lock up. Reigns backs Punk into the corner and Reigns with punches to Punk. Reigns with another punch but Punk tags in Bryan. Punk and Bryan alternate kicks to the legs but Reigns with a double clothesline. Reigns sends Punk to the floor to deal with Bryan. Rollins tags in and he kicks Bryan. Rollins with an Irish whip but Bryan flips over and Bryan with a German suplex and a running drop kick into the corner followed by a rana from the turnbuckles for a near fall.
Bryan with kicks of Yes and then he takes care of Ambrose when he tries to interfere. Rollins with a kick to Bryan and we go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins with a rear chin lock on Bryan. Bryan with forearms. Bryan with an Irish whip and he goes hard into the turnbuckles. Rollins gets a near fall. Ambrose tags in and he hits a series of snap elbows for a near fall. Ambrose pulls at the fingers and he stomps on the hand. Ambrose punches Bryan in the corner and Reigns is tagged in.
Reigns with a forearm to the head and he taunts Daniel. Bryan with forearms but Reigns with a thrust to the throat for a near fall. Rollins tags in and he kicks Bryan. Rollins with a slam and he gets a near fall. Rollins with a Cobra Clutch on Bryan. Bryan escapes but Rollins with a forearm. Reigns tags in and Bryan sends Rollins and Reigns to the floor. Ambrose tags in but so does Punk. Punk with a springboard clothesline followed by double sledges and a swinging neck breaker. Punk with a knee into the corner followed by a short arm clothesline. Punk goes up top for the elbow and Rollins makes the save. Bryan with a diving head butt to Rollins and a suicide dive. Reigns takes care of Bryan but Punk deals with Reigns.
Punk with a round kick and he signals for the Go to Sleep. Punk hits it on Reigns. Ambrose with a rollup for a near fall. Punk applies the Anaconda Vice and we get Wyatt music and the lights go out.
The lights come back on and Harper and Rowan have joined Rollins and Ambrose in the ring.
Rollins and Ambrose want to know why Harper and Rowan got involved. Rollins holds Ambrose back but that does not work and Harper and Ambrose battle. Rowan and Rollins brawl. Reigns and Wyatt argue on the floor and Wyatt punches Reigns. Meanwhile, Punk and Bryan are watching.
The two trios stand across the ring from each other and Bray has something to say about an alliance. Bryan and Punk go into the ring and they wait for the next step from the six men who have now unified. They enter the ring and it is two on six until Goldust, Cody Rhodes, and the Usos get involved. The Shield and Wyatt Family have been exiled from the ring and we go to credits.