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The Legends WrestleRoyal.
Ken Shamrock is a special enforcing referee.
The first man out is Matt Classic. The second is Lanny Poffo. Classic worked over Poffo early and put on the claw. Classic went to the top, then down to the middle and finally the bottom turnbuckle for a splash but missed. Poffo nailed a moonsault. Poffo tried to take off Classic's mask but Classic fought back.
The third man was Rock Riddle!
Riddle strolled out, taking his time. Classic dared him to get in the ring but Riddle stayed on the floor with his female companionship.
The fourth man out was Carlos Colon!
Colon hit the ring and locked Poffo in a headlock. He nailed Poffo and Classic. Riddle finally entered the ring and worked over Poffo as Classic and Colon battled.
The fifth man out was Gangrel!
Gangrel began beating on Poffo with headbutts. Colon took down Riddle. Gangrel nailed Classic with a thrust to the throat and tried to bite his neck.
The sixth man out was Jesse Hernandez.
He went at it Classic. Hernandez got a big pop since he still runs EWF here. He and Gangrel worked over Riddle. Colon tried to throw out Poffo.
The seventh man out was Mando Guerrero.
Guerrero went right after Classic. Everyone battled.
Next out was Kevin Sullivan, who started attacking everyone with a stick. Classic tried to shake his hand but was nailed with it as well. Colon got the stick and worked over Sullivan with it. The battle continued.
Next out was Piloto Suicida, who went right after Lanny Poffo; Everyone battled each other.
The tenth man in was Tommy Dreamer. Poffo was eliminated as Dreamer and Gangrel traded blows. Dreamer and Classic battled in the corner. He tried to force Classic out but Gangrel attacked him from behind.
The eleventh man out was Robbie E of TNA fame. E took the mic and said he was going to make history tonight because he's going to be the youngest legend to ever win the Legends Battle Royal. Dreamer did a fist pump for him and tossed E out. That was pretty funny.
Number 12 was Virgil. He came out to Ted DiBiase's music, so he got a big pop, then everyone turned on him. Dreamer tossed out Mando. Carlos Colon was tossed.
Number 13 was Greg Valentine. Everyone battled while Classic did squats in the corner.
Number 14 was Konnan. Konnan was dressed in his WCW era gear and did the most terrible somersault clothesline ever on Dreamer but hey, he's only got one hip.
Number 15 was Dan Severn. Number 16 was Jimmy Hart. Number 17 was the Godfather who came out with the entire Arenachicks roster as his Hos. Gangrel saw them and jumped out of the ring to get one, eliminating himself. Everyone in the ring was cracking up.
Number 18 was the man who taught the British Bulldogs psychology, Brutus Beefcake. Jimmy Hart was tossed out.
Number 19 was a guy who won an Ebay auction to enter. He was booed out of the place. Classic placed him over the top but he slipped back in, Beefcake put him to sleep and cut his hair. Severn tossed Virgil. Beefcake nailed the fan and tossed him over
Number 20 was Raven. He refused to enter the ring and gave Dreamer the finger. Kevin Steen attacked him and tossed Raven into the ring, Dreamer DDT'd him and tossed him out, then went over the top to follow and they brawled to the back. Dan Severn and Ken Shamrock had words. Everyone started getting tossed out left and right.
It came down to Godfather and Beefcake. Beefcake was tossed, so Godfather wins and dances with all the Hos. Godfather said it's been awhile since he did this and asked everyone to do it with him. He did his while spiel from the Godfather era and led the crowd to say "Pimpin' ain't easy!"
Well, once again we had the most ridiculous Royal Rumble style match with a million insanely bizare and strange combinations battling it out but it was entertaining and fun. It was, well, WrestleReunion excellence.
Thanks for logging in with us everyone. I again apologize about the loss of the Sasuke tag match. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon with coverage of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla at 3 PM Eastern.
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