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WWE MAIN EVENT REPORT: A RAP BATTLE BETWEEN R TRUTH AND BO DALLAS, LUCHA DRAGONS VERSUS NEW DAY

By Richard Trionfo on 2015-07-22 22:11:50
We are in Lincoln, Nebraska and your announcers are Rich Brennan and Michael Cole.

Before our first match, Bo Dallas begs R Truth to stop because his hip hopping is terrible. Why don’t you let him show you how it is done.

Bo asks for someone to drop a beat because he is about to kick it. Bo has no music so he will freestyle this one.

Bo says he is about to freestyle on you. He says his name is Bo Dallas and he is the best and you are just a fool. We are here in Lincoln and your rhymes are stinkin’. He wants someone to call a doctor because his rhymes are ill and Truth will have to foot the bill. He has an idea, something for you to achieve. All you have to do is BOLIEVE.

Bo asks Lincoln, Nebraska what’s going on. He enters the ring and says Hoop there it once was and then Bo drops the mic.

Match Number One: R Truth versus Bo Dallas

Truth cannot believe what he just heard and he has to stop Bo from locking up because he has to drop down and laugh before rolling to the floor. Truth makes fun of Bo’s lyrical greatness. Bo tells Truth this isn’t a joke because he just schooled him. Bo pushes Truth a few times and Truth pushes back. They get to slapping and then Truth with a kick and punch to Bo.

Truth with a hip toss and then he wants to know what’s up before doing a split and then hitting a jumping leg drop. Truth punches Bo in the corner and he punches Bo from the turnbuckles. Truth with an uppercut and he gets a near fall. Truth with a reverse chin lock into a sleeper and reverse chin lock.

Bo gets to his feet and Bo backs Truth into the corner. Bo with punches and elbows in the corner. Bo sends Truth into the turnbuckles and then Bo with an elbow in the corner. Bo punches Truth and Truth puches back. Bo with a kick and Bo sends Truth shoulder first into the ring post and Truth falls to the floor as we go to commercial.

We are back and Bo with a reverse chin lock. Truth with punches but Bo sends Truth to the mat. Bo with knee drops to Truth and then he chokes Truth in the ropes. Bo with a belly-to-back suplex and he gets a near fall. Bo with a reverse chin lock. Truth with punches but Bo with a running back elbow. Bo with a reverse chin lock.

Truth gets to his feet and he punches Bo and connects with forearms. Truth with an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner and Bo gets a near fall. Bo with a knee drop to Truth and he gets a near fall. Bo with a reverse chin lock. Truth with punches but Bo with a knee. Truth with a jumping leg lariat and both men are down. Bo gets to his feet first and he runs into an uppercut. Truth with a clothesline and kick followed by an attempted scissors kick but Bo moves.

Bo with a knee to the midsection and a neck breaker for a near fall. Bo with punches to Truth and then Bo does a victory lap around Truth and he says that he is winning. Truth with an O’Connor Roll for the three count.

Winner: R Truth

We take a look at Seth Rollins and his interaction with John Cena on Raw.

We go to commercial.

We take a look at what happened with the Undertaker, Paul Heyman, and Brock Lesnar on Raw.

We go to the interview area where The Lucha Dragons are with JoJo. JoJo asks them about their match against the New Day and wants to know their game plan. Kalisto says having the odds stacked against them is nothing new. They have been competing against the best all over the world. Cara speaks in Spanish and Kalisto says the beauty of Lucha Libre is the art of freestyle. The New Day will know what it is like to be in the ring with Kalisto and Sin Cara.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the New Day have something to say before their match.

Big E says these have been trying times indeed, but they have not lost their way. Xavier says at Battleground they were knocked down, but that is all of the plan so they can rise up and become bigger, faster, stronger, and smarter . . . like a Phoenix that rises from the ashes so they can once again reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

Kofi says soon enough they will be your Tag Team Champions once again. Why? Because they have the Power of Positivity on their side. More importantly or most importantly, they deserve to win.

Big E says they are not passing through a valley of defeat, but a valley of victory. When they make it to the other side. Xavier says when these dark skies of doubt finally melt away. Kofi says when the golden sun of righteousness shines down upon us. Big E says when they are ready to be your heroes once again. Xavier says then and only then will they know it is a NEW DAY. Big E says . . . NEW DAY ROCKS

Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston and Big E (with Xavier Woods) versus Sin Cara and Kalisto

Kofi and Kalisto start things off and they lock up. Kalisto with a wrist lock but Kofi with a reversal into a wrist lock of his own. Kalisto flips over Kofi and then he hits a springboard arm drag and a rana followed by a drop kick and Kofi goes to the floor.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Big E and Cara lock up and Big E backs Cara into the corner. Big E with a punch to the midsection and kicks him. Kofi tags in and Big E goes for a wheelbarrow move but Cara with a head scissors and take down on both men. Cara puts Kofi in the corner and hits a cannonball. Cara gets a near fall. Kofi backs Cara into the corner and Big E tags in and he punches Cara.

Cara with a springboard double back elbow and then he kicks Big E and hits a springboard cross body but Big E catches Cara and hits a back breaker and throws him away. Kofi tags in and kicks Cara and connects with forearms to the chest and he gets a near fall. Kofi with a quarter nelson and chin lock. Cara with an arm drag but Kofi with a drop kick.

Kofi kicks Cara and he tags Big E back in and Big E with a forearm across the chest. Big E with an abdominal stretch while Xavier tries to dispute the fan’s chants. Cara with knees but Big E sends Cara into the corner. Cara kicks Big E and then he elbows Kofi. Cara with a kick and punch. Cara sends Big E to the apron and then the floor.

Big E gets back into the ring and Cara kicks him away. Kofi and Kalisto tag in and Kalisto with a springboard cross body followed by a springboard corkscrew cross body and a Listo kick. Kalisto with a DDT to Kofi followed by a drop kick to Big E’s knees and then he hits a head scissors driver but Kalisto appears to have taken as much damage from that move as Big E.

Cara and Kalisto tease dives to the floor but Kofi and Xavier move so Kalisto and Cara go to the floor as well. Cara assists Kalisto for a splash onto Xavier and Kofi as we go to commercial.

We are back and Kalisto with an arm bar on Kofi. Kofi with an arm drag but Kalisto holds on to the arm bar. Kofi with a knee to the midsection but Kalisto with a kick and back heel kick. Big E tries to get into the ring and Xavier kicks Kalisto to stop a handspring move. Kofi kicks Kalisto to the floor and then Big E picks up Kalisto and he runs Kalisto into the ringside barrier.

Kalisto is rolled back into the ring and Big E punches Kalisto in the midsection and then kicks Kalisto. Kofi tags in and he continues to kick Kalisto. Big E tags back in and kicks Kalisto some more. Kofi tags back in and kicks Kalisto some more. Big E continues the kicking barrage. Kofi tags in and Big E Irish whips Kofi into the corner for a drop kick to Kalisto.

Kofi and Xavier mock the ‘Lucha’ chants and then Kofi gets a near fall. Kofi with a rear chin lock. Xavier tells Rich and Michael what to say about the New Day. Kofi keeps Kalisto from making the tag by pulling him to the mat by the mask and Kofi gets a near fall. Big E tags in and he punches Kalisto in the midsection.

Big E claps in front of Kalisto as he blocks Kalisto’s path to his corner. Big E with a bear hug and he tries for an overhead belly-to-belly but Kalisto lands on his feet. Cara tags in and he hits a springboard cross body followed by a springboard moonsault for a near fall. Big E with an Irish whip but Cara goes to the apron and he connects with an enzuigiri. Cara with a senton from the turnbuckles for a near fall but Kofi breaks up the cover. Kalisto sends Kofi to the floor and then Big E is clotheslined over the top rope by Cara.

Cara and Kalisto with stereo suicide diving arm drags. Cara and Big E return to the ring and Big E sends Cara to the turnbuckles. Big E with punches and he goes up top as well and Cara hits a super Finlay Slam and then Cara takes care of Woods and Kofi. Kalisto goes for an Asai Moonsault but Kofi stops him. Big E with a running body block to Cara.

Kofi tags in and Big E picks up Cara for the Big Ending and Kofi comes off the turnbuckles for the Midnight Hour and the three count.

Winners: Kofi Kingston and Big E

We go to credits.

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