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WWE SATURDAY MORNING SLAM REPORT: PEOPLE ARE THANKFUL; PEOPLE ARE EATING PIES; PEOPLE ARE WRESTLING (THE USOS, 3MB, EL LOCAL, AND JUSTIN GABRIEL)

By Richard Trionfo on 2012-11-24 10:24:55
Welcome to the latest episode of Saturday Morning Slam. In the Thanksgiving spirit, we will have a pie eating contest today.

Your announcers this week are Josh Mathews and R Truth.

Match Number One: El Local versus Justin Gabriel

They lock up and Local works on the wrist but Gabriel with a flip to reverse followed by an arm drag. Local with a reversal of his own. Gabriel with a leg sweep followed by a snap mare and then he rolls Local up for a near fall. Local floats over and gets a near fall with a back slide.

Local slides to the apron and then he flips into the ring to avoid Gabriel. Gabriel trips Local and then Gabriel gets back into the ring with a sunset flip for a near fall. Local gets a near fall. Local with a hammer lock and then he hits a suplex and gets a near fall.

Local with an arm bar. Gabriel with an arm drag and then he hits a monkey flip and a shoulder tackle off the turnbuckles. Gabriel with a kick to the back and then he rolls through into a Blue Thunder Driver and Gabriel gets a near fall. Gabriel reverses a slam attempt but Local escapes. Gabriel with an springboard moonsault into an inverted DDT and he gets the three count.

Winner: Justin Gabriel

We go to commercial.

We are back and since it is Thanksgiving week, we find out what the Superstars and Divas are thankful for.

Eve Torres says that she is most thankful for her friends on a family.

Drew McIntyre says that he is thankful for the music of 3 Man Band.

Mick Foley is thankful for his hair.

David Otunga is thankful for spending time with his family and friends.

Mick is also thankful for his ear.

Santino Marella is thankful for the companionship of the Cobra.

Mick is also thankful for his winning smile.

Dolph Ziggler is thankful that the WWE Universe is able to understand the gift to them that he is. He is thankful for being the greatest athlete in the world. He is thankful that he has stayed humble through this.

WWE has a history with pie and it is time for a new tradition.

The Miz welcomes us to the backstage area and there is a Pie Eating Contest hosted by the Miz. The participants are R Truth (with Little Jimmy), Santino Marella, and Zack Ryder. They have one minute to eat as many pies as they can.

The winner of the First Ever Saturday Morning Slam Pie Eating Contest is Santino Marella. Zack and Truth protest the results. Zack and Truth throw pies in Santino’s face. Miz knows what is next so he leaves before having his suit ruined.

A food fight starts and Brodus Clay enters the area with the Funkadactyls. Santino collapses into a pie.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for the main event.

Match Number Two: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal (with Drew McIntyre) versus The Usos

Jey and Slater start things off. Slater with a waist lock but Jey with a standing switch. Slater with a wrist lock and arm drag. Slater celebrates and he plays some air guitar. Jey with a side head lock and a single leg trip. Jey and Slater with covers but no count is made. Jey with a rollup but Slater escapes. Jey does a little dancing and he tags Jimmy in.

Jinder is sent to the floor by the Usos and then Slater joins his tag team partner on the floor. The Usos with pescados onto Slater and Mahal and we go to commercial.

We are back and Mahal with a side slam on Jimmy for a near fall. Mahal with an abdominal stretch and he uses Slater for some extra leverage without the referee seeing the assistance. The referee eventually sees it and Jimmy escapes with a hip toss. Mahal with a head butt to the midsection and Slater tags in.

Slater gets a near fall while Drew has some comments for R Truth about tag team wrestling. Slater with a waist lock to Jimmy but Jimmy with an arm drag and then he hits an alley oop Samoan Drop and both men are down.

Slater tries to keep Jimmy from making the tag but Jey is able to tag in and he hits a shoulder off the turnbuckles and then he hits a standard flying shoulder tackle. Jey with a flying forearm. Slater falls into the corner and Jey with the running butt splash but Mahal breaks up the cover. Jimmy clotheslines Mahal over the top rope to the floor and both men go to the floor.

Drew tries to interfere with Jey on the turnbuckles and that distraction allows Slater to hit a power slam from the turnbuckles for the three count.

Winners: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal

We go to credits will 3MB performing in the ring.

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