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After her mention at the AEW WrestleDream scrum, it appears that AEW has started a storyline for the return of Storm on social media. After the scrum, Astrid Pizarro, a wrestling reporter, was handed a cassette tape called The Toni Storm tapes, labeled 1 of 5, in a bag that says “Play me”.
She has played and recorded the audio, introduced by Renee Paquette, on her YouTube page:
The highlights of the recording are these five sections:
Mundanity:
"Today, I choose misery, conflict, and hostility in all that I do. I exude fragility, pettiness, and an unfillable void to everyone I see. I have no control or responsibility for my thoughts, emotions, and actions. I have everything I need and nothing I want. I face the day with resentment and scorn. My mind is a mess. My heart is in shambles. And my body is barely holding it together like an over stuffed garbage bag. But damn it, I am timeless."
Conversations with Chanty, her 12-year-old cocker spaniel.
"Oh, Chanty. That's a good boy, Chanty. Who's a good Chanty? Take a chance. Take a chance, Chanty. Oh, what a beautiful boy.
Now, you listen to me. I own you. I created you, and I can end you. You are nothing without me. You worship the ground I walk on, or I will make your life a living hell. When company comes over, they're here to see me, not you. It's not a time for your little tricks or performances. It's not amateur hour with Chunksy. It's my time.
You will greet them. You will wait till I make one witty remark, and then Luther will escort you down to the basement to eat your rubbish. Otherwise, you have one job and one job only. You are a hunting machine, and I want you to scour this damn neighborhood making onto anything that moves, because mama is in the mood to sell and I can make a pretty good penny off of whatever halfreak hamster you manage to knock up.
Call it something exotic like a ham dog. You hear me? You worthless wanted beast. Okay, Chanty, let's go for a walk."
Seminar:
"Lesson number four: if you want to make it in this business, you've got to get yourself a cool hat.
Cinema: (this is part of the storyline where she was having a movie made about her life):
"You better behave like a human being around here. This is outrageous.
Come on, man. Lick my ass. We're making a movie, and we will put you in your place where you belong, you idiot. Shut up. You bother me. You are so stupid. You are not aware of the consequences. Give a [ __ ] about the consequences.
Yeah, I know you don't [ __ ] care about anything.
In any case, I don't care for the apples.
Nobody can live on this pig f. Nobody can be so stupid. Then don't eat it. Do you understand? I'm leaving. This is outrageous."
The final section is Death, but they don’t play anything from this section.
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