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WWE RAW REPORT: AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER; HAPPY BIRTHDAY HULK; BRIE FELLS LIKE STEPHANIE MCMAHON TONIGHT; AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2014-08-11 23:07:56
We are back highlights of last week’s Chris Jericho versus Luke Harper match.

Michael Cole had the opportunity to talk to Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt earlier today.

Bray tells Michael he can leave and Michael knows it is better to leave. Bray asks Chris if he remembers his dreams when he was a child. Chris remembered a scared little boy who wanted to live up to his daddy. He asks Chris if he can see the disappointment in his eyes. It drowned him. It left a hole, a hole so big that he sought out to fill it by becoming a savior of his own. Chris cannot save himself. Bray says that he knows a lot about Chris, but Chris does not know about him.

Bray says that every time he tries to dream, all he hears is the screams. He never claimed to be a savior because he is not. The only thing he lives for is to help those people who cannot help themselves. Chris cannot whisper it any more. He has to scream until your ears bleed. You have to hurt someone before you can help them. Bray says that he has hurt a lot of people. He is not the least bit sorry. Bray says that he cannot resist.

There are no consequences for his actions. He has no conscience. He does not subscribe to the laws of man. He hates everything this world has created. Bray says that he is a monster. Bray Wyatt, the Eater of Worlds. The human race is decimated with its lack of fortitude. Chris exemplifies that weakness. There is a pale horse on the horizon and it is coming for you . . . at SummerSlam. This smile will be the last thing that Chris ever sees.

Chris says that he is not a savior, but after 15 years in the WWE, he has become a survivor. When you are a survivor, you don’t know what you are going to get from Chris Jericho. He cannot promise which Jericho we will see. He will follow the buzzards and shove them down Bray’s throat. He will be the first person in the WWE to leave Bray speechless.

Match Number Four: AJ Lee versus Eva Marie in a Non Title Match

They lock up and Eva with a wrist lock. AJ with a side head lock take down and Paige’s music plays and she skips to the ring.

AJ with a running double sledge while Paige continues to skip laps around the ring. Eva with a rollup for the three count.

Winner: Eva Marie

After the match, Paige says that she knew that AJ would be mad after what happened on Smackdown. Paige has an apology for AJ. She says that she does not hate AJ. She says that AJ has a face that she wants to punch. Paige says that she will be leaving SummerSlam with her Divas Title.

After Paige leaves, AJ attacks Eva Marie and then she sends her into the announce table and the apron. AJ continues her attack on Eva Marie.

In case you wanted to see another rhyming promo, we take another look at Paul Heyman’s promo from the start of the show.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the Usos will have an open challenge on Main Event.

John Cena makes his way to the ring.

John introduces himself as if he is Paul Heyman. He says in six days at SummerSlam, he is going to be maimed and conquered by BROCK LESNAR. That is if you believe the prognosticator of Prognosticators. There will be pain and punishment on Sunday. Brock will give him the beating of a lifetime.

There is one thing Brock will not do on Sunday. That is win. This Sunday, Brock Lesnar will not win. In order to win, he will have to make John lose. John says that he is not laying down for Brock Lesnar. Any of you can take it any way you want. Brock does not deserve the title.

He is not saying that he is unbeatable. One day, he will lose this championship, but it will not be on Sunday. It will not be to Brock Lesnar. John says that he does not like the guy. Brock is arrogant and he is a bully. He is selfish and uncaring. Every superstar knows this about Brock. Behind that giant screen it is not a social club. Brock Lesnar’s idiotic view of this business does not reward him with deserving the title.

He has shared a lot of great moments. He has heard the cheers. He has heard the boos. He has been told that he cannot wrestle. He has heard “Let’s Go Cena”. He has heard ‘Cena Sucks”. John says that he comes with a smile on his face. People ask, when does John turn? When does he say enough is enough? When is he about more than the shirts, wristbands, and K-Mart shoes? When does John Cena unleash hell?

This Sunday he fights a beast and to fight one, you need to be one. You will see a John Cena necessary to keep the title out of the hands of Brock Lesnar. Brock does not deserve the title. Brock believes that this is his house and you belong to him. That is not what the title stands for. Any idiot with a pea brain knows that this house will always belong to the people. This is your house.

John tells Brock if this is your house, there is a stranger standing in your living room. Brock, there is a stranger in your house right now. Try to come down here and kick him out. John says we might have interrupted his dinner? Maybe he has diverticulitis or hepatitis, or punkassbitchitis. He tells Brock to come on out and tear him apart. He says that he is giving Brock the middle finger.

John tells Paul if he wants a response. He won’t repeat history, he will make it. He will be the one who beats the one.

This Sunday, the Champ is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We go to commercial.

We are back with birthday wishes from Larry King and Florida Georgia Line.

Stephanie McMahon comes out and she says that we will have to wait for SummerSlam, if Brie makes it to SummerSlam based on her actions earlier tonight.

Megan Miller has decided to press charges and Brie is being arrested. Stephanie says that Brie is incredibly fragile since her husband is cheating on her.

Stephanie says that what comes around goes around. If Brie makes bail, she will see Brie at SummerSlam.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Miz is at the announce table so that must mean Dolph Ziggler is going to wrestle.

Match Number Five: Dolph Ziggler versus Heath Slater

Ziggler throws Miz his Miz shirt. They lock up and Slater with a waist lock but Ziggler with a standing switch. Slater with an elbow and punch. Slater with a back elbow and he gets a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with a drop kick followed by a snap mare and leaping elbow drop for a near fall.

Slater with an inside cradle for a near fall. Ziggler with a kick and slam. Ziggler misses an elbow drop and Slater with a knee drop for a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Slater with a leg lariat and he gets a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with a jawbreaker and clothesline followed by a drop kick. Ziggler misses a splash into the corner and then Slater misses a neck breaker.

Ziggler hits the Zig Zag but Miz goes to the ring and Ziggler punches him. Ziggler grabs Miz and they fight around the ring and that causes Ziggler to be counted out.

Winner: Heath Slater

After the match Ziggler offers his hand to Slater but Slater tries to kick Ziggler but Ziggler blocks it. Ziggler with a Zig Zag.

We go to commercial with Sheamus and Randy Orton walking in the back.

We are back and Roman Reigns will be on MizTV on Friday night on Smackdown.

Match Number Six Randy Orton versus Sheamus in a Non Title Match

They lock up and Orton with kicks and punches. Sheamus with punches but Orton with a kick. Orton with an Irish whip and Sheamus comes out of the corner with a clothesline. Sheamus punches Orton in the corner and the referee warns him. Orton sends Sheamus into the turnbuckles. Orton with a clothesline in the corner. Sheamus gets his boot up on a third attempt by Orton.

Sheamus with a slam and then he comes off the turnbuckles with a knee drop and he gets a near fall. Sheamus rakes the eyes and then he connects with a knee to the back followed by punches. Orton rolls away from Sheamus and Orton with a head butt and he tries to send Sheamus into the turnbuckles but Sheamus stops short. Sheamus with a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall.

Sheamus tries for the forearms against the ropes but Orton gets away and we go to commercial.

We are back and Orton with a reverse chin lock. We take a look at some previously exclusive footage from the WWE App of Sheamus being sent into Yeatonville. Sheamus clotheslines Orton over the top rope to the floor. Orton with a power bomb of Sheamus onto the announce table.

Orton with a reverse chin lock when they return to the ring. Sheamus with a belly-to-back suplex to escape the hold. Sheamus with two running double sledges followed by a shoulder in the corner, a knee lift, a knee in the corner and a near fall. Orton goes to the floor and he kicks Sheamus. Sheamus sends Orton into the ringside barrier and then they return to the ring.

Orton with a kick to Sheamus on the apron and then Orton sets for the IEDDT but Sheamus gets into the ring. Orton is sent to the apron for the forearms across the chest. Sheamus with a Finlay Slam for a near fall. Sheamus tries for the uranage back breaker but Orton blocks it. Orton with a kick and a back breaker.

Sheamus rolls to the apron and Orton brings him back in with an IEDDT. Sheamus avoids an RKO and Sheamus with a slingshot shoulder tackle followed by a power slam for a near fall. Sheamus pounds the mat and then his chest for the Brogue Kick but Orton avoids the Brogue Kick. Orton misses an RKO. Sheamus with a kick and he goes to the top turnbuckle for a shoulder tackle but Orton catches Sheamus and hits the RKO for the three count.

Winner: Randy Orton

We go to commercial, but get your party hats on . . . BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

We are back with a tease of the John Cena/Brock Lesnar special that is going to air on the WWE Network. You can watch it if you are willing to pay $9.99 per month.

Mean Gene Okerlund and Jimmy Hart are in the ring and it is full of red and yellow items. Gene introduces Hulk Hogan who goes through the parted Red Sea of Superstars on the stage.

Gene says that he never had a birthday party like this before. We are going to celebrate Hogan in style.

We have a video package for Hogan.

Hogan says the video was amazing. All of the Hulkamaniacs in the WWE Universe, this is the first time that he has been speechless.

Gene says a reception like this has to do a heart good. Hogan says that he wants to try to get something mustered in Portland, Oregon. He tells MEAN GENE something. All day long, people have been showering him with birthday presents. Even Vince McMahon gave him a present. Hogan says that everyone knows how much to subscribe to the WWE Network. It is $9.99. Vince gave him a birthday card with $9.99 in it. Vince wanted to make sure Hogan could subscribe to the WWE Network to watch SummerSlam, BROTHER.

Hogan says that this has been the greatest birthday he has ever had.

When you turn 61, you start to reflect on things. It is a two way street and he says that he hopes that he has touched everyone’s life as much as you have touched his life. He loves the Hulkamaniacs and he loves the WWE Universe.

There is a woooo and Ric Flair makes his way to the ring.

Paul Orndorff’s music plays and he comes to the ring and he has his robe.

Roddy Piper makes his way to the ring

The members of the original nWo, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash make their way to the ring.

Scott Hall says the Outsiders are honored to be here to help him celebrate his birthday. He says that Hogan looks sweet in red and yellow. Scott wants to take a survey. How many came to see Hulk in the red and yellow? Did you like him better when he was rocking the black and white in the nWo? Hogan rips his shirt to reveal an nWo shirt.

Kevin says that he has done a lot of things in his career, but he hasn’t done this . . . and Nash sings Happy Birthday.

Brock Lesnar is not a fan of birthday songs and he makes his way to the ring with Paul Heyman at his side.

Brock enters the ring and he tries to figure out who he is going to kick out of his house first.

Brock bumps into Piper and then he gets in Flair’s face and then he gets in Hogan’s face while Heyman asks Hogan ‘whacha gonna do?’ Brock tells Hogan ‘party’s over grandpa.’

John Cena comes to the ring and he is ready for a fight. Heyman yells at Brock and Brock smiles and leaves the ring.

We go to credits.


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