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By Richard Trionfo on 2011-06-20 23:06:22
We are live from Baltimore, Maryland and your announcers are Michael ‘Why do people want to keep giving me crabs’ Cole, Jerry ‘King of Old Bay Seasoning’ Lawler, and Booker ‘Air Raid Alert System’ T

CM Punk makes his way into the arena and he has something to say to the people, who are going to be so important on tonight’s show.

Punk sits down in the center of the ring and he says ‘power to the people’ and he says that he would not trust any of them with the content of this television program. What terrible decisions could they make because they live in Baltimore. Punk says that no one can do anything tonight that will guide Punk’s career. He says that he is the best wrestler in the world. He says that he soundly defeated Rey Mysterio at Capitol Punishment. He soundly defeated John Cena last Monday night on Raw. Punk says that wins and losses do matter. Punk says that he is now the Number One Contender for the WWE Championship. He says that this is not a debate or an argument. It is a fact based on his accomplishments over the last two weeks.

Punk wants the anonymous Raw General Manager to send Michael Cole an e-mail to make him officially the Number One Contender to face John Cena at Money in the Bank in his home town of Chicago.

Punk tells the Gender unidentified General Manager that he is not going to leave the ring until he is declared the Number One Contender.

The Ding Dong sounds and so does the computer. Punk mirrors Cole’s announcement and he wants the announcement that he is the number one contender made. Cole quotes that he understands Punk’s demands and he will take them under consideration. He asks Punk to leave the ring.

Punk tells Cole that he loves him and knows that Cole is doing his or her job and they are asking Punk to leave the ring.

The computer tells Cole to tell Punk that he leave the ring now.

Punk says that he is not going to leave the ring until he is made number one contender, but he is going to do snow angels.

The general manager says that he was going to name Punk the number one contender later, but now Punk will have to face Alberto Del Rio.

Punk says that Del Rio has a fluke victory over the Big Show.

The match is now a Triple Threat Match. CM Punk will now face Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio. This causes the first of what will be many Booker T warning alarms tonight.

It is time to find out the first thing the people get to determine. Who will Brie Bella face for the Divas Title: Eve, Kelly Kelly, or Beth Phoenix.

We go to the back where Eve, Kelly Kelly, and Beth are standing.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to see who will face Brie Bella tonight. The results are:
Eve: 11 %
Beth: 36 %
Kelly: 53 %

Match Number One: Brie Bella with Nikki Bella versus Kelly Kelly for the Divas Title

They lock up and Brie is warned about pulling the hair. Brie goes to the floor and Kelly is distracted by Nikki on the floor and Brie knocks Kelly off the apron. Brie rolls Kelly back into the ring and then she sends Kelly into the turnbuckles. Brie chokes Kelly and then she kicks Kelly. Brie chokes Kelly in the ropes again. Brie gets the first near fall of the match. Brie with a chin lock on Kelly.

Brie with a rear chin lock on Kelly. Kelly with a snap mare and then Kelly kicks Brie and she slams her head into the mat. Kelly with a Thesz Press and punches from Kelly. Kelly with a bulldog for a near fall. Brie with a kick and a neck breaker for a near fall. Kelly with a boot to Brie and then Kelly tries for a victory roll. Brie is able to get a near fall when she doesn’t go over. Kelly gets the three count.

Winner: Kelly Kelly

After the match, Jerry Lawler goes into the ring and he interviews the new Divas Champion. Jerry asks Kelly if she is liking the power to the people. Kelly thanks everyone for voting for her and how this is her first title. She says that she will make everyone proud.

We have an Evan Bourne video package.

Who will Evan Bourne face: Jack Swagger, Mason Ryan, or Sin Cara?

We go to commercial.

We are back and Did You Know that a lot of WWE videos are seen.

Here are the results for the next match:

Sin Cara: 30
Jack Swagger: 19
Mason Ryan: 51

Match Number Two: Evan Bourne versus Mason ‘Almostista’ Ryan

Ryan yells at Bourne before they lock up and Bourne moves around Ryan to figure out what to do. Bourne with a kick to the leg but Ryan sends Bourne into the corner but Bourne escapes. Bourne goes for the leg but Ryan stays on his feet and Ryan with a forearm and shoulders in the corner.

Ryan with an Irish whip as the Batista chants start. Ryan tries for a press slam but Bourne lands on his feet. Bourne with two drop kicks that do not move Ryan. Ryan with a clothesline followed by a back breaker. Ryan with another back breaker and a fallaway slam. Ryan chokes Bourne in the ropes.

Bourne with a series of kicks in the corner followed by a forearm and a leaping knee into the corner. Ryan presses Bourne over his head and he slams him while Booker ‘wows’ during the descent to the mat. Ryan puts Bourne on the top turnbuckle. Bourne kicks Ryan off and then he leaps over Ryan and then he hits a savate kick and he gets a near fall with an inside cradle.

Bourne tries for a punch off the turnbuckles but Ryan catches Bourne and hits an uranage for the three count.

Winner: Mason Ryan

What will be the stipulation between Kane and Mark Henry: Body Slam Match, Arm Wrestling Match, or Over the Top Rope Match?

Mark Henry walks through the back as we go to commercial.

We are back and we see fans texting in the crowd. Hope they don’t spoil anything.

We take a look at what happened on Friday night between Big Show and Mark Henry. Then we go to last night when Mark Henry gave Big Show the World’s Strongest Slam through the announce table.

Mark says that we now see what happens when the World’s Largest Athlete faces the World’s Strongest Man. Someone gets punished. There are two fundamental differences between them. When Big Show walks the Earth, the Earth shakes. When Mark Henry walks the Earth, all the people who say what . . . they shake. Bigger is not always better. Just like his music says, when you’re dealing with the World’s Strongest Man . . . somebody’s gonna get their ass kicked.

Here are the results for the next match:

Body Slam Match: 13%
Arm Wrestling Match: 52%
Over the Top Rope Match: 35%

Match Number Three: Mark Henry versus Kane in an Arm Wrestling Match

They get set up but Henry pulls away from the table. The fans are not big fans of this arm wrestling match because they are calling it stupid.

They are finally ready to go and it looks like Kane is going to go over the top, but Henry hits Kane and he is disqualified. Henry with a head butt but Kane with an uppercut. Kane grabs Henry but Henry gets free and he hits a clothesline.

Henry picks up the arm wrestling table and he hits Kane with it. Kane rolls to the floor. Henry goes to the floor and Henry continues to batter Kane and he runs Kane into the ring post. Mark remembers to remove the monitors from the announce table before sending Kane through it. Henry with another World’s Strongest Slam through the announce table.

The medical staff wants to check on Kane, but he tells him to get away so Kane can suffer.

It is time to take a look at the recent beverage history with R Truth and John Cena. We see what Truth did last week with a water bottle. We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to see the sights of Baltimore.

It is time for an ‘R Truth is Crazy’ video package. I think it was produced by Little Jimmy.

R Truth makes his way to the ring and he has something to say to the Jimmys and Jennys. Truth says that he can see that the people of Baltimore have no home training so he will let them continue to act like the animals they are. Truth wants to know if they are happy that they are in charge.

Truth says that he made a call to himself in his head. He says that he did not think this out clearly last night. He asked himself and he wanted to know who would get him. Would it be the computer? Would it be John Cena? Truth says that he got okey-doked by Little Jimmy. He says that he got got by Little Jimmy. Truth says that he knew it was a Jimmy Conspiracy.

Christian comes out after interrupting the Jimmy Conspiracy. He tells Truth that he feels where he is coming from. Power to the people? Power to the People is a complete joke. He has been in this business for seventeen long years and then he finally became the World Champion. Only to have it stolen from him five days later when he wasn’t 100 percent because the people decided that he should face Randy Orton. Christian says that he has had his opportunities but he has had his setbacks. Christian says that it isn’t his fault. Christian blames horrible audiences just like the one in Baltimore. He blames a horrible general manager as well as a horrible referee. Christian wants Truth to look at the footage from Capitol Punishment and we see that Christian’s foot was under the bottom rope so the three count never should have happened.

Christian says that he is demanding that justice be served. He says that he only needs one more title shot. Truth says that at least Christian was a champion. Truth says that he had his first title match and he got got by Little Jimmy.

Christian asks who Little Jimmy is and Truth says that maybe there aren’t Little Jimmys in Canada.

Miz makes his way to the ring and he has a series of reallys for the men in the ring. Miz calls them whiners and crybabies. Christian wants to complain about a referee problem and Truth wants to complain about a Little Jimmy. Miz says that a referee should not be involved in a match. Riley had a match handed to him on a silver platter.

Christian says that things are different in Miz’s match. Christian points out that Truth and him were in title matches while Miz was facing his apprentice.

We get a How Dare You Off in the ring. Then it escalates to Reallys. Then it gets to Randy, Riley, and Jimmy. Duck Season. Rabbit Season.

The Smackdown invasion is almost complete because Teddy Long is making his way into the arena. Teddy says that people don’t want to see them blabbering in the ring. The fans want to see them in action. Teddy says that in the main event, the three of them will be in a six man tag match and the people will choose the type of match. Their opponents will be Alex Riley, Randy Orton, and John Cena. That announcement gets the Booker alarm to go off again.

We will see Dolph Ziggler defend the US Title against Kofi Kingston in a 2 out of 3 falls match, a Vickie Guerrero Banned from Ringside Match, or a Submission Match.

We go to commercial.

We are back with the WWE Rewind: Photos of Dolph Ziggler winning the United States Title last night.

Vickie Guerrero introduces the new United States Champion.

The results for this match are:

Two out of Three Falls Match: 51%
Vickie Guerrero Banned from Ringside Match: 31%
Submission Match: 18%

Match Number Three: Dolph Ziggler versus Kofi Kingston in a Two out of Three Falls Match for the United States Title

Fall Number One

The first fall starts off with Kofi kicking Dolph as he shows a lot of aggression. Dolph goes to the floor and Kofi continues the attack. Kofi with a forearm and then he sends Dolph back into the ring. Dolph with a forearm but Kofi with a forearm of his own. Kofi with boots to Ziggler and Dolph is forced back to the floor.

Kofi sends Dolph back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Kofi with a suplex to Ziggler and he gets a near fall. Dolph with a kick and punch to the head and he tries for a neck breaker but Kofi with a back slide for a near fall. Kofi with a double leg take down. Dolph kicks Kofi away and then Kofi dives at Ziggler but Dolph moves out of the way and Kofi goes to the floor as we go to commercial.

We are back and the action has returned to the ring and Ziggler with a reverse chin lock. We are told that the first fall took place and we see Ziggler hitting a Zig Zag and then he got the three count.

Ziggler 1 Fall; Kofi 0 Falls

Fall Number Two

Ziggler with a drop kick and a near fall. Ziggler with an arm bar as he tries to get the sweep. Kofi with punches to Ziggler and Ziggler with a kick and a Fameasser for a near fall. Kofi blocks a punch and gets a three count with an SOS and Booker sets off a three alarm wow.

Ziggler 1 Fall; Kofi 1 Fall

Fall Number Three

Kofi picks up Ziggler but Ziggler with a kick and a neck breaker for a near fall. Ziggler with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with kicks while Kofi connects with punches. Kofi blocks a drop kick from Ziggler and he catapults Ziggler into the ring post. Kofi with chops to Ziggler followed by a drop kick. Kofi with a sunset flip and a leaping double stomp for a near fall.

Ziggler with a rollup and he tries to get some extra leverage with the tights but he can only get a near fall. Kofi with a drop kick and then he goes to the second turnbuckle for Shadows over Hell for a near fall. Dolph rolls to the floor and he takes his title belt and he is going to walk away. Ziggler tries to hit Kofi with the belt but Kofi misses it. Kofi with Trouble in Paradise and Ziggler is out.

Kofi gets Ziggler back into the ring but Ziggler grabs the rope to stop the count. Ziggler goes to the floor again and he takes something from the ring announcer and Kofi goes after him. Ziggler hits Kofi with the mic and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification

After the match, Dolph sends Kofi back into the ring and Dolph tries to take advantage but Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise again and Dolph goes down in a heap.

Michael Cole blames everything that happened tonight on Steve Austin. We go to last week’s Raw when Austin made the announcement followed by the Stone Cold Stunner on Cole.

The stipulations for the match between CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, and Rey Mysterio are: No Disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere, or Submission Match.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Shawn Michaels will be at Raw next week.

Alberto Del Rio drives into the arena and he tells us who he is . . . but we already knew that. He says that he is teaching people about destiny. What happened between Big Show, Ricardo Rodriguez, and his car was an accident. Del Rio says that was not an accident. It was destiny. He also told Big Show that bad things happen to bad people. Alberto says that his victory last night over Big Show was not an accident, it was destiny. He says that he will destroy CM Punk and Rey Mysterio. It will not be by accident, it will be pure destiny.

It is time for the stipulation for the Number One Contender Match:

No Disqualification: 23%
Falls Count Anywhere: 66%
Submission: 11%

Match Number Four: Alberto Del Rio versus CM Punk versus Rey Mysterio in a Falls Count Anywhere Match to determine the Number One Contender for the WWE Title

Rey with a rollup on Punk and then he tries for one on Del Rio. Del Rio with a kick to Rey and then he stomps on Rey. Rey with a kick to the leg and then he punches Punk. Del Rio kicks Rey and then Del Rio gets back body dropped to the floor. Punk gets a near fall on Rey. Rey lands on his feet and Punk gets sent into the ropes and Del Rio with a clothesline when Rey goes for a 619 way too early and Del Rio gets a near fall.

Punk sends Del Rio to the apron and then Punk tries for a sunset flip power bomb to the floor and he hits it and gets a near fall on the floor. Rey with a senton splash onto Punk as he comes off the apron and Rey gets a near fall.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Rey with a head scissors to Punk and a drop kick to Del Rio’s knees. Rey falls victim to a tilt-a-whirl back breaker from Del Rio and he gets a near fall. Punk punches Del Rio and he gets Del Rio on his shoulders but Del Rio escapes. Del Rio with a single arm breaker using the knees. Del Rio with kicks to Punk and then he sends him into the turnbuckles. Del Rio kicks Rey on the apron and tries to send him into the ring post. Rey goes up top with a head scissors and he sends Del Rio into the ropes. Punk gets sent into the ropes and Punk grabs Rey as he tries for the 619. Punk tries for the Go To Sleep but Del Rio with a kick. Punk kicks Del Rio when he tries for the cross arm breaker and Punk gets a near fall that is broken up by Rey.

Punk puts Rey on the top turnbuckle but Del Rio goes up and he hits a power bomb on Punk while Punk hits a superplex on Rey. Del Rio gets a near fall on Rey and then he gets a near fall on Punk. Rey with a kick to a charging Del Rio. Rey tries for a wheelbarrow but Del Rio with a German suplex for a near fall.

Punk kicks Del Rio in the shoulder. Del Rio with an Irish whip and a shoulder into the corner. Del Rio tries for a shoulder on Rey in the corner and Rey moves. Del Rio goes into the post. Punk gets Rey on his shoulders and he hits snake eyes. Punk with an Irish whip but Rey kicks Punk as he charges into the corner. Rey with a somersault splash onto Punk and then he dives through the ropes and hits a suicide dive onto Del Rio.

Rey adjusts his knee brace before he returns to the ring. Rey goes up top and hits a seated senton splash and gets a near fall on Punk. Rey tries for a springboard cross body and Punk channels Samoa Joe and walks away from the cross body since Rey spend so much time in the air.

Punk goes up top but Rey stops him. Rey tries for a super rana but Punk holds on to the turnbuckles. Del Rio with the cross arm breaker but Punk with a leg drop from the turnbuckles and he gets a near fall.

Del Rio with an Irish whip into the corner followed by a running enzuigiri to Punk and Punk goes to the floor. Rey with a head scissors that sends Del Rio into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and Rey goes up top and hits the dive but Punk picks up Rey and sends him into the ring post. Punk covers Del Rio and gets the three count.

Winner: CM Punk

After the match, CM Punk gets the mic and he takes a seat in the ring. He says July 17, 2011 will be the most historic day, not only in the career of CM Punk, but for the WWE as a whole. Not only is July 17th the second annual Money in the Bank pay per view. It is the night that he defeats John Cena for the WWE Championship.

Now it is time for Punk to be brutally honest. Punk says that July 17th is the day that his contract with WWE comes to an end. Punk says that means that when the clock strikes midnight and the 17th becomes the 18th. When Sunday bleeds into Monday, he is leaving. Punk says that he is leaving with the WWE Title.

What will the people choose for Cody Rhodes versus Daniel Bryan? Paper Bag Match, No Count Out Match, or Collegiate Rules Match.

We go to commercial.

We are back with the Slam of the Week: Daniel Bryan defeating Cody Rhodes on Smackdown last month.

The results for the next match is:

Paper Bag Match: 43%
No Count Out Match: 51%
Collegiate Rules Match: 6%

Match Number Five: Cody Rhodes versus Daniel Bryan in a No Count Out Match

Rhodes with kicks and punches to Bryan but Bryan with a back body drop to the floor. Bryan with a suicide dive to Rhodes followed by a kick. They go up the ramp and Bryan with a kick to the chest and a suplex on the ramp. Rhodes runs up the stage and Bryan stops him. Bryan with kicks to the chest but Rhodes is able to avoid a kick and he runs away.

They return to the ring and Bryan with a missile drop kick for a near fall. Bryan with a European uppercut. Bryan flips over Rhodes but Rhodes with a knee to the midsection. Rhodes with a springboard round kick to the head and he gets a near fall. Rhodes with a kick to the head after the referee checks for blood.

Bryan tries for a LeBell Lock but Rhodes sends Bryan into the turnbuckles. Rhodes with an inside cradle for a near fall but Bryan is able to get the three count with an inside cradle.

Winner: Daniel Bryan

After the match, Rhodes goes after Bryan and Bryan tries for the LeBell Lock. DiBiase comes to the ring to help Rhodes and go after Bryan. Rhodes with an Alabama Slam followed by Cross Rhodes. Cody takes a bag from a deserving fan at ringside and then he puts it over Bryan’s head.

Michael Cole is doing jumping jacks because one of the announcers is about to have a dance competition against an announcer.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Did You Know that WWE has a lot of followers on Twitter?

We run though the decisions of the people and they did not start off too well. They caught their momentum for the Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler match.

Matt Striker is in the ring with Vickie Guerrero. Before Vickie gets to dance, she reminds everyone that her man became the United States Champion. Vickie says that she will win the Dance Off. She says that she has fifteen years of dance training. She talks about what she has experience in and she tells everyone that her stage name is ‘Peaches’. Vickie quotes Sable. Vickie gets Matt to join in the dancing.

Who will dance against Vickie Guerrero:

Michael Cole: 47%
Jerry Lawler: 39%
Booker T: 14%

Michael Cole goes to the ring and he reminds us why disco is dead.

The winner of the contest is Michael Cole because people hated him more.

Vickie slaps Cole and she claims that Cole cheated.

The stipulations for the main event are: One Fall to a Finish, 20 Minute Time Limit, or Elimination Match.

We go to commercial.

The stipulation for the main event is

One Fall to a Finish: 15%
20 Minute Time Limit: 6%
Elimination Match: 79%

Match Number Six: R Truth, Christian, and Miz versus John Cena, Alex Riley, and Randy Orton in an Elimination Match

Miz and Cena start things off and they lock up. Miz with a side head lock but Cena works on the arm. Miz rolls through and reverses things and puts Cena back in a side head lock. Cena escapes the hold and Cena with punches followed by an Irish whip and bulldog for a near fall. Cena tags in Orton and Randy with a kick. Orton sends Miz into the turnbuckles and then connects with an uppercut. Miz with an Irish whip but you don’t Irish whip Orton into the corner because he will hit you with a clothesline. Orton with a knee drop for a near fall.

Miz with a kick to the head as he goes to the concussed body part. Miz with more kicks and Christian is tagged in. Christian kicks Orton but Orton punches back. Christian with a knee to the midsection and he gets a near fall. Christian with punches in the corner and the referee warns Christian. This allows Miz to punch Orton while the referee was not looking.

Christian stands on Orton’s chest. Christian hits a neck breaker to work on the head and he gets a near fall. Christian with punches to the head. Orton punches Christian but Christian with punches of his own. Truth is tagged in and he kicks Orton in the ribs. Truth with a reverse chin lock and Orton tries to get to his corner to make the tag. Truth turns the chin lock into a sleeper but Orton gets back to his feet and then he hits a belly-to-back suplex.

Christian tags in and he tries for the Killswitch but Orton pushes Christian away. Orton tries for an RKO but Christian with an inverted DDT and he gets a near fall. Christian sets for a spear as Orton struggles to get to his feet. Orton with a power slam as Christian charges at him.

Riley tags in and he takes Christian down with a tackle and then he hits double forearms to the throat followed by a spinebuster. Riley knocks Truth and Miz off the apron. Riley sets for the DDT on Christian but Miz stops him. Christian and Miz attack Riley. There is pandemonium and Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale on Riley and Christian gets the cover to eliminate Riley.

Alex Riley is eliminated

We go to commercial.

We are back and Miz gets a near fall on Orton. Miz with forearms across Orton’s chest and then he waits for Orton to get up so he can hit the Awesome Clothesline. Miz runs into the corner and he is met with a clothesline from Orton before Miz can hit the Awesome Clothesline.

Cena tags in and he this the two flying shoulder tackles followed by a Blue Thunder Bomb and then it is time for the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Miz gets out of the Attitude Adjustment and Miz hits the Reality Check but Cena kicks out.

Miz is able to hit the Awesome Clothesline into the corner and then he goes up top but Cena avoids Miz and Cena puts Miz in the STF. Christian punches Cena while the referee tries to deal with Orton.

Truth punches Cena while the referee checks on Miz. Christian tags in and he kicks Cena in the ribs. Christian with a chin lock on Cena and he turns it into a sleeper. Cena with a kick to the midsection followed by a back elbow and Christian gets a near fall. Christian chokes Cena and then he tags Truth back in. Truth mocks Cena and Truth punches Cena and hits a sit out gourdbuster for a near fall.

Cena blocks a suplex from Truth and Cena hits a suplex and both men are down. Truth tries to stop Cena from making the tag and Cena kicks Truth away. Miz tags in and he stops Cena from making the tag. Miz with a kick to Cena’s head. Miz tries for the Skull Crushing Finale and then Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment on Miz to eliminate him.

Miz Eliminated

Truth kicks Cena and gets a near fall. Cena with a back body drop to Truth. Christian tags in and he stops Cena from making the tag. Cena gets Christian up but Christian with a rake of the eyes and he hits an inverted DDT. Christian goes up top for a frog splash but Cena rolls out of the way.

Orton and Truth tag in and Orton with clotheslines followed by a power slam. Orton with the IEDDT to Truth. Orton twists into the RKO push ups and Christian tries to interfere but Orton clotheslines Christian over the top rope. Truth with a kick and he misses the scissors kick. Orton with an RKO for the three count.

R Truth Eliminated

Christian hits a spear on Orton to pin him.

Randy Orton eliminated

The referee does not see Orton hit an RKO on Christian and John Cena makes Christian tap to the STF.

Christian Eliminated

Sole Survivor: John Cena

Winners: John Cena, Randy Orton, and Alex Riley

After the match, the World Champion and WWE Champion celebrate in the ring and they shake hands.

We go to credits.

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