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WWE RAW REPORT: A CONTRACT SIGNING, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN BOBBY LASHLEY SAW HIS SISTERS?, ANOTHER MITB QUALIFIER, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2018-05-21 23:03:00

We are back and it is official.  Roman Reigns faces Jinder Mahal at Money in the Bank.

Sami Zayn makes his way to the ring as only Sami Zayn can.

Sami says we all saw that very special interview that Renee Young did with Bobby Lashley a few weeks ago that we now know is not completely accurate.  Sami says he will expose Bobby and his lies.  Sami says he has invited Bobby's three very lovely and very honest sisters.  He brings out Bobby's sisters.

Sami thanks them for joining him tonight and he can see that trademark Lashley family resemblance.  

Sami asks Cathy about the undying love that Lashley said for them.  He asks her about the broom.  Cathy says that Bobby always picked on her and she could not defend herself.  She used the broom to swat that snarling menace away from her.

Sami asks Frances about the helmet.  She says she carried it because Bobby would hit her in the top of the head as hard as he could.  He made her cry until she could afford the helmet.  Then he couldn't thump her on the head.

Sami asks Jessica about the towel.  She says that Bobby would hurt her feelings and he would make her feel so bad that she would cry.  A tissue or Kleenex wouldn't be enough.  By the end of the night, the towel would be sopping wet.

Sami asks Cathy if it was a lie that he said he loved his sister.  She says he doesn't love them, he only loves himself.

Sami asks them how did their parents think about Bobby.  Frances says they hated Bobby.  They were ashamed of him and they had to ship him off to Reform School.  Sami asks about how the community reacted to Bobby.  Jessica says that Bobby was a brat and he would steal candy.  Bobby was a thief.  It got so bad that they would call the cops on him.

Sami says that Bobby Lashley is a liar and a thief.  He is a bully.  

Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring to see his family.

Bobby says hello to his sisters.  He says he cannot believe how Cathy is still single.  He says that Jessica likes to be thrifty but her outfit looks great.  Bobby says that Frances has something that so many people want to have, a big hairy mustache.

Bobby calls Sami a great friend and he thanks him for doing it..

Sami says Bobby would like it more if he Helluva Kicked him in the face and threw him out of the ring like a piece of garbage.  That is what your family thinks of you, you are garbage.  

Sami tries to leave the ring but Bobby stops him.  Bobby's sisters attack Bobby and hold Bobby for Sami.  Sami punches Bobby.  Bobby punches Sami and then he punches Frances and clotheslines Jessica and Cathy.  Bobby grabs the helmet and puts it on Frances' head and punches her.  Bobby sends Cathy over the top rope to the floor.  Lashley kicks Jessica in the midsection and then grabs the towel and whips her.  Lashley with a spinebuster to Jessica.  Bobby puts the broom between Cathy's legs and lifts her up and throws her over the top rope to the floor.

We take a look back at the challenge that Nia Jax made to Ronda Rousey last week in New York.

We are back and Alexa Bliss is in the interview area.  Renee asks her about her match against Ember and how Ember has pinned her before.  Alexa asks if Renee brought her out to talk about ancient history.  Rome was sacked by the Visigoths but if it was a fair fight, the Romans would have won.  Ember's Raw debut was no different, she did not know who she was and she could not prepare for her.  Alexa says she will win tonight.

Match Number Three:  Ember Moon versus Alexa Bliss (with Mickie James)

They lock up and Ember with an arm bar but Alexa pulls Ember to the mat and then she stomps on Ember's head.  Ember kips up while Alexa poses.  Ember with a running cross body for a near fall.  Alexa goes to the floor and Mickie checks on her.  Ember with a baseball slide and Alexa misses a clothesline.  Ember with a head scissors but Ember is sent shoulder first into the ringside barrier.

Alexa gets a near fall and then applies an arm bar.  Alexa gets a near fall.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Bliss gets a near fall.  Alexa with a knee drop to the arm and then she drops another knee onto the injured arm.  Alexa kicks Ember in the shoulder and applies an arm bar.  Alexa pulls Ember back to the mat.  Alexa with a figure four arm bar.  Ember gets a near fall and Ember with a forearm and side slam.  Ember with kicks and knees followed by a drop kick.  Alexa grabs the ring skirt and Alexa kicks Ember in the head.  Mickie comes into the ring and the referee sends Mickie to the back.

Ember with a forearm to Mickie but Alexa with a rollup for a near fall.  Alexa drives the injured arm into the ropes.  Ember with a kick to Alexa from the apron and she goes up top for Eclipse and hits it for the three count.

Winner:  Ember Moon

Stephanie McMahon is in her office and Finn Balor and Braun Strowman enter.  Finn says they were looking for Kurt Angle.  Stephanie says Kurt let her borrow the office tonight.  Stephanie offers them some fruit and Braun takes some.  Finn says they were looking for a rematch against Dolph and Drew.

Stephanie says they aren't a tag team and in fact, they will be opponents at Money in the Bank.  Stephanie says that Finn might have blamed Braun for them coming up short last week.  Stephanie says that Finn will face Braun tonight.

Braun crushes the apple and he says he likes competition.

No Way Jose makes his way to the ring with his conga line.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four:  Baron Corbin versus No Way Jose

Jose with punches but Corbin with an Irish whip.  Corbin slides around the ring post and Jose with a baseball slide followed by a pescado.  Corbin kicks Jose to the floor and Corbin with a clothesline off the apron.  Corbin stomps on Jose on the floor.  They return to the ring and he sends Jose shoulder first into the ring post.  Corbin pushes Jose's head into the ring post and then gets a near fall.  Corbin with a half nelson and chin lock.  

Jose with punches but Corbin with a knee.  Jose sends Corbin shoulder first into the ring post.  Jose with an elbow and punches.  Jose with a boot to Corbin and clothesline.  Jose with a flap jack out of a fireman's carry for a near fall.  Corbin goes for the choke breaker but Jose with a counter into a rollup for a near fall.  Corbin with Deep Six and then he sets for End of Days and hits it for the three count.

Winner:  Baron Corbin

Kurt Angle is trying to get cell reception and Chad Gable stops by.  Chad says he was looking for Kurt in his office.  Kurt says he likes it in the hallway because it is quiet.  Kurt says that he would have loved to have replaced Jinder with Chad last week, but management had other plans.

Chad says when he gets that opportunity . . . 

Drew McIntyre and Dolph Ziggler show up and Dolph tells Kurt he loves what he has done with the place.  Drew reminds Kurt that they beat Finn Balor and Braun Strowman and they would love to do it again, but that decision is above Kurt's pay grade.

Chad says that Drew and Dolph seem special.  Drew says they are.

Dolph says that he doesn't just sit around for a hand out.  Chad says he isn't waiting, why not do it now.

Kurt says that it will be settled in the ring tonight.

Tyler says that changing your name and getting hideous shirts do not make you better than them.  Fandango says he likes the shirts.  Breeze says they will prove that they are the only B Team.

Match Number Five:  Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas versus Tyler Breeze and Fandango

Axel and Breeze start things off and Axel gets a near fall.  They lock up again and Breeze with a take down and he gets a near fall.  Axel goes to the floor and Bo talks to him.  Bo tags in and Breeze with a drop toe hold and cover for a near fall.  Fandango tags in and he goes up top and connects with a forearm to the arm.  Fandango with punches and he gets a near fall.  Bo goes for a sunset flip and Fandango stays on his feet.  Axel tags in and they hit a belly-to-back suplex and neck breaker for the three count.

Winners:  Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas

After the match, Bo and Curtis go to the announce table to celebrate with Corey, but not with Coach or Cole.

We go to commercial.

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