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WWE RAW REPORT: THE FIVE MEN IN THE MAIN EVENT IN TWO MATCHES, THIS IS YOUR LIFE, A SIX MAN TAG MATCH TEDDY LONG WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2017-05-29 23:04:00

We are back and Alexa Bliss makes her way to the ring.

Alexa says she defends her title on Sunday in a Kendo Stick on a Pole Match.  Her opponent is everyone's favorite human sock puppet, Bayley.  The person who gets the kendo stick will be allowed to use the kendo stick.  We all know that Bayley is going to hug the kendo stick, but we know she won't hit anyone with it.  She could not pull the trigger last week.  With Bayley, as the Goddess of WWE, if she really wanted to understand Bayley, she had to dig deep into Bayley's past.  

What did she find?  

BAYLEY . . . THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!!

Alexa shows Bayley's first ever doll and she has had it since she was two years old.  Alexa says she probably still plays with this one so she throws it away.  Alexa shows a trophy that Bayley won.  She says it is a trophy for best in sportsmanship.  Alexa says Bayley must have won some scholarships with that one.  Alexa looks at Bayley's yearbook.  She was voted Most Likely to Apologize.  Alexa says Bayley has been apologizing her whole life.

Alexa introduces people from her past.  First, Mrs. Flapper, Bayley's fourth grade teacher.  Alexa asks her what was Bayley like as a student.  She says Bayley was a nice girl who had perfect attendance.  She sat in the front row next to her father.  She says Bayley could not be away from her father that long so Bayley would cry.  

Alexa thanks Mrs. Flapper.

The next guest is Bayley's best friend Tracy.  Alexa asks Tracy what was it like to be her best friend.  Tracy says she was so nice and she says people took advantage of her.  Bayley would do other people's homework and she would take the blame for things.  Alexa wants to know what led to problems between them.  Tracy says that Bayley never wanted to hang out with her and she would rather watch Raw or Smackdown.

The final person in the ring is Bayley's ex-boyfriend, Phil Johnson.  Alexa asks Phil what was it like to be Bayley's boyfriend.  He says she was very nice.  Alexa asks him about their first date.  He says it was strange because she would bring her father with her.  He says he almost ended up kissing Bayley's father.  Phil says he dated Bayley to be closer to Tracy.

Tracy and Phil kiss.

Bayley finally comes out and Alexa kicks Bayley as she enters the ring.  Bayley with punches to Alexa but Alexa with a punch.  Bayley with a suplex to Alexa.  Bayley points to the kendo stick above the ring.  Alexa pulls Bayley off the turnbuckles.  Alexa takes a kendo stick from under the table and she hits Bayley with it.

We are back and Enzo is down again and he is being check out as Colin shows up.  Colin tells Kurt Angle it was the Revival and Kurt says the Revival left the building.  Colin says it was the Revival.  Kurt tells Colin to calm down but Colin says he won't leave Enzo's side.

Enzo is asked if he saw anything and he does not say anything.

Match Number Six:  Austin Aries and Jack Gallagher versus TJ Perkins and Neville

Perkins and Aries start but Aries wants to face Neville.  Perkins dabs and Aries kicks Perkins and connects with a forearm to the back.  Gallagher tags in and head butts Perkins in the midsection.  Perkins with a side head lock.  Perkins catches Gallagher on a leap frog attempt but Gallagher with a monkey flip.  Neville tags in and he kicks Gallagher.  Neville sends Gallagher into the turnbuckles and Gallagher with a headstand.  Gallagher with a boot to Neville followed by a drop kick and flying mare.  Aries tags in and Neville sees who is in the ring and Neville goes to the floor.  

We go to commercial.

We are back and Neville sends Gallagher into the turnbuckles and chokes him.  We see footage during the commercial break of Neville working on Gallagher.  Neville with a snap mare and drop kick to the back of the head for a near fall.  Neville chokes Gallagher with his knee.  Neville yells at Aries and that allows Gallagher to recover and hit head butts to the midsection.  Gallagher is sent face first into the mat.  Neville kicks Gallagher and he tags in Perkins. 

Perkins with a snap mare and then Perkins with a slingshot senton followed by a snap mare for a near fall.  Perkins spins his boot on Gallagher's head and then he applies a hammer lock using the leg and he adds a chin lock.  Perkins focuses on the reverse chin lock.  Gallagher with elbows but Perkins with a knee and he hits Aries on the apron.  Aries breaks up a cover and then Perkins pulls at the nose while the referee deals with Aries.

Perkins with an arm bar and then he goes to a rear chin lock.  Gallagher goes for a belly-to-back suplex but Perkins lands on his feet.  Gallagher with a head butt and both men are down.  Aries and Neville tag in.  Aries with a shoulder followed by an elbow and chops.  Aries with a clothesline but Neville with a back heel kick to the midsection.  Aries with an atomic drop to the knee followed by a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall.  Aries with a front face lock but Neville with a jaw breaker.  Perkins trips Aries and Gallagher pulls Perkins off the apron.

Aries with a back body drop that sends Neville onto Perkins and Gallagher.  Aries with a heat seeking missile on Neville and Perkins.  Aries goes up top and he misses a missile drop kick.  Aries holds his knee and Neville misses a moonsault.  Aries applies the Last Chancery and Neville taps out.

Winners:  Austin Aries and Jack Gallagher

Roman Reigns is in the locker room and he is asked about Seth Rollins' comments.  He does not care if they were best friends or worst friends.  There is no one who owns him.  He will show why he is the big dog tonight.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Neville is walking angrily in the back and he is asked about losing for the first time as a Cruiserweight and if that will affect him at Extreme Rules.

Neville storms off without answering.

We take a look back to two weeks ago when Goldust attacked R Truth.  

We have another Shattered Dreams Production with Goldust.  He says we all go a little mad sometimes.  It takes a lot to reach your breaking point.  The point where you break like a twig.  Goldust says he has been there.  Now he is back in the director's chair, where he belongs.  R Truth knew the truth.  A star like himself was way to big for a supporting role.  Instead of letting him shine, Truth held him back and wanted the spotlight to himself.  He calls Truth selfish.  He will cause that to end.  Golden Truth will reach its final crescendo.  The ending will not be happy.  It will not be sad.  It will be . . . golden.  The Golden Age is back.

We get a counter point from R Truth.  Truth says if Goldust wants to play around with the movies, he will retort.  Movies were an escape.  He got to live through the characters.  Just like the characters he followed, he is a bad . . . He says he is coming for Goldie and he will strike down upon him with rage and furious anger.

Match Number Seven:  Seth Rollins versus Roman Reigns

They lock up and they go to a stalemate.  Rollins with a rollup for a near fall.  Rollins with a side head lock into a wrist lock.  Reigns with a wrist lock.  Rollins with a moonsault for a near fall.  Reigns goes to the floor.  Reigns with a waist lock.  Reigns get Rollins on his shoulders and Rollins gets to his feet.  Reigns with a punch after holding on to the ropes on an O'Connor Roll attempt.

Reigns sends Rollins into the ringside barrier.  Reigns hangs Rollins over the apron and Reigns with a broad jump drop kick that sends Rollins ribs first into the ring post.   Reigns sets for the spear but Rollins with a kick and he clotheslines Reigns over the top rope to the floor.  Rollins with a pescado onto Reigns and we go to commercial.

We are back and Reigns sends Rollins into the ringside barrier.  We see footage of Rollins being sent over the top rope to the floor during the commercial break.  Reigns with Neverending Story to Rollins.  Reigns with a boot to Rollins.  Reigns sets for the Superman punch and Rollins with a thrust kick and a flatline into the turnbuckles.  Rollins with Slingblade.  Rollins with a forearm into the corner and he hits another forearm.  Rollins goes for a suplex but he cannot get Reigns up.  Rollins with a drop kick that sends Reigns to the floor.  Rollins with a suicide dive.  Rollins rolls Reigns into the ring and he sets for a springboard knee but Reigns meets him with a Superman Punch for a near fall.

Reigns sets for the spear but Rollins with a rollup for a near fall.  Rollins with a super kick for a near fall.  Rollins goes up top and Reigns with a punch to stop him.  Reigns sets for a Super Samoan Drop but Rollins counters into a buckle bomb.  Reigns with a Superman punch out of the corner.  Rollins goes to the apron and he falls to the floor.  Reigns goes to the apron and he sees Rollins get his head above the apron.  Reigns sets for a spear as he runs around the ring but Rollins moves and Reigns goes into the ring steps.  Rollins and Reigns return to the ring and Rollins goes up top and he hits a Blockbuster for a near fall.  

Rollins goes up top again and hits a frog splash but Reigns kicks out.  Rollins has something to say to Reigns and Rollins goes back up top for a Phoenix Splash.  Reigns moves and Reigns runs into a boot when he tries for a spear.  Reigns with a punch but Rollins with an enzuigiri.  Rollins misses the Rainmaker Knee and Reigns with a spear for the three count.

Winner:  Roman Reigns

We go to credits.


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