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WWE RAW REPORT: A CONTRACT SIGNING FOR THE AGES, THE NEW DAY TIME MACHINE, AN INTERESTING TAG TEAM MATCH, AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2016-05-16 23:02:00

We are back and John Cena will be in two weeks.

Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring.

We see what has happened over the last few weeks.

Dean says from the moment he got here, people have questioned him about his decisionmaking and stability.  Last week on Smackdown, when Chris put that straitjacket on him and he could not defend himself, he felt like he was in a jail or an asylum and he did not like it.  Something snapped a little.  There is something he has to do.  Dean says he has to talk to Chris Jericho so he wants Chris to get out here.

Chris makes his way to the stage and he tells Dean to shut his mouth and listen to him, even though Dean is not saying anything.  Chris tells Dean what he is going to say and do as he gives him an apology.  He says Dean will apologize for destroying his $15,000 piece of property.  Chris says he is a millionaire but $15,000 is a lot of money.  Dean destroyed a piece of history.  Not only does Dean owe him the money, he owes him an apology and he owes it now.

Dean says an apology is not happening.  Dean says he called Dean out to challenge him to a match at Extreme Rules.

Chris says just as he expected, no apology from Dean Ambrose.  Chris tells Dean if he wants a match, he will take $15,000 out of his ass.

Dean wants to make sure that Chris is sure.  We don't know how extreme this will get.

Chris says unlike all of these sloberring sycophants, he can see right through Dean.  They call you a lunatic, but Chris says he is a lunatic.  It is not a catchphrase because there is no one crazier than him.  He has faced everyone WWE has put in front of him and he has beaten them all.  Chris says he is not scared of Ambrose, but scared for him.  He will show Dean what a lunatic does and what a lunatic looks like while he beats up Dean with a smile on his face and not a tear in his eye.  He will give Dean what he craves.  He will give Dean the Gift of Jericho and he tells Dean to drink it in.

Dean says he has a gift for Chris too and a steel cage comes down.  Dean says you put him in a house so he will put Chris in an Asylum.  He talked to Shane and Shane said he could have any type of match he wanted so welcome to the first ever Asylum Match.  Dean says they will be locked inside the cage and it is decorated with some of his favorite things.  There might be more on Sunday.  Dean says we do not know what will happen on Sunday because it is uncharted waters.  You may be thinking that there is some way out.  Maybe you can climb over the cage or go out the door.  There is no escape in this asylum.  You may be the best in the world at what you do, but when you enter his world, what you do will be scream and cry and beg for mercy.  When that door closes, and you enter this asylum, he promises that Jericho will never ever be the same again.

We take a look at what happened at the start of Raw.

Becky Lynch and Dana Brooke walk in the back.  Dana is laughing as she tells a few people to stop talking to her.  She insults one of the people and walks away.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four:  Dana Brooke versus Becky Lynch

They lock up and Dana with a clean break but she connects with a knee.  Dana pats Becky on the head and Becky with a kick and she mocks Dana.  Becky with arm drags and a leg lariat.  Dana goes to the floor and Becky come off the apron but misses Dana.  Dana sends Becky into the ringside barrier.  Dana slams Becky's head into the mat and hits a hesitation elbow drop for a near fall.  Dana with kicks followed by a modified bow and arrow.  Becky kicks Dana and connects with forearms and a European uppercut.  Becky with a forearm but Dana with a slam and she slams Becky's head into the mat and gets a near fall.  

Becky goes for an O'Connor Roll but Dana holds on to the ropes.  Becky with clotheslines and a drop kick followed by a forearm into the corner.  Becky with an Exploder for a near fall.  Becky goes up top but Dana stops her with a few punches and Dana gets Becky on her shoulders.  Becky tries for a sunset flip but Dana drops down and gets the three count.

Winner:  Dana Brooke

We take a look back at what happened during the Women's Title Match at Payback.  Tonight, they will sign the contract to make it official.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for Life Lessons with Darren Young and his life coach Bob Backlund. 

Bob says he has a few questions for Darren.  He wants to know what time his watch says.  Darren pulls out his phone and Bob wants to know what he is doing.  Darren says he is pulling out his phone.  Bob says that he is asking Darren what time it is and Darren is on the phone?  Darren says he is looking on the phone for the time.  Bob tells Darren that he should not waste the operator’s time by asking for the time.  He tells Darren to look at his watch.  Darren says no one wears watches any more.  Bob says that being on time is his core principle.  Darren says he is always on time.  He sets alerts on his phone.  Bob says they need to organize his desktop.  Bob talks about Darren’s mailbox and calendar.  He says you put the desktop on top of the desk. 

Darren says they call all of that a smartphone.  Bob says he does not care if they call it Einstein.  He tells Darren to do 100 squats.  Darren says something and Bob tells him to do 200.  Bob says they are going to make Darren Young great again.

Shane says he likes the idea of making Darren Young great again.

Stephanie wants to know why Shane did not run the Asylum match by him.  Shane says Stephanie did not run the idea for the tag match by him.  They appear to be on the same page until there is a knock on the door.

The Dudleys enter and Bubba says that Stephanie cannot help them, but they can help them.  People talk about the New Era but they want to show what the Attitude Era can do.  They ask for some North Carolina talent to show what the Attitude Era is about.

Stephanie says they are not going to give them a couple of little North Carolina guys.  Shane says they will have to choose.  It is not a little guy.  It will be a guy who might be seven feet tall.  One of you will face Big Cass so figure out which one of you will do it.

We have a video package for R Truth and Goldust because FINALLY . . . they are going to be a tag team.

Match Number Five:  Goldust and R Truth versus Tyler Breeze and Fandango

Truth takes Breeze to the mat and punches him.  Truth with more punches and then Goldust tags in and punches Breeze.  Truth tags in and punches Breeze from the turnbuckles.  Fandnago distracts Truth and Breeze with a clothesline.  Fandango tags in and punches Truth.  Fandango with chops.  Both men go for a clothesline and both men go down.  Breeze and Goldust tag in and Goldust with clotheslines followed by a reverse atomic drop.  Goldust with a reverse atomic drop to Fandango.  Goldust wtih a drop down uppercut  to Breeze and a power slam to Fandango.  Truth accidentally hits Goldust and Breeze gets the three count.

Winners:  Tyler Breeze and Fandango

We go to commercial.

We are back and Truth is trying to talk to Goldust but Goldust keeps walking.  Truth tells Goldust not to be like that.  Goldust says he didn't want to be Truth's partner.  Truth says it is their first time teaming up, not their last time.  He says they need to get their kinks worked out.  Goldust asks if getting kicked in the head is one of the kinks.  Truth says the WWE Universe wants the Golden Truth.  Truth says he wants it and he knows Goldust wants it too.

Fandango and Tyler Breeze welcome the Golden Girls to the NEW ERA and he tells them it is going to pass them by.

Goldust says Truth is right and they will do this.

There is something in the ring that is covered with a black curtain.

The New Day makes their way to the ring.

Big E tells everyone to pour themselves a big bowl of BOOTY-Os.  This Sunday, they defend their tag team titles against the team from the bygone era, the Vaudevillains.

Kofi says he does not get the "Bygone Era'.  He wishes he could see this era.

Xavier unveils a Time Machine but Big E says it is a refrigerator box and the keyboard is sticky.  Xavier says this is his New DayLorean and his time machine.

They go into the Time Machine.

Kofi comes out of the time machine and he is back to his Jamaican gimmick.  Xavier says they did not go far enough back but Kofi says that was his best year.

They emerge again in black and white.  Big E has Derriere squares.  Kofi wants to know where is his smartphone and Xavier wants to know what happened to his video games.

Big E wants to know why they were brought back.

Simon Gotch and Aiden English attack the New Day so badly things go back into color.

Aiden and Simon hit a power bomb and neck breaker combination.  Woods is thrown into the 'time machine'.  They hit a uranage and power bomb combination on Woods.

We go to commercial.

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