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Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring.
Seth looks very smug despite the result of the match on Monday night. He says so what? Those are two words he has been hearing day in and day out from all of you ignorant fools. Seth says he single handedly forced John Cena to put the Authority back in power and all he heard was ‘so what’. He became the first man ever to cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase in the main event of Wrestlemania and all he heard was ‘so what’. At Battleground, he stood toe to toe with the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar and he did what he said he would do. He walked in as champion and walked out as champion and all he heard was ‘so what’.
Seth says a man can only take so much. This past Monday on Raw, he reached his breaking point. The unfortunate victim of his rage was John Cena. He sent John to the emergency room with a broken nose. Seth says he pummeled and pummeled and unloaded on John Cena until his nose was smashed sideways along his face. We see the footage from Raw.
We see photos of Cena’s nose after Raw.
Seth says what he did to John Cena was gruesome. At the same time, it was kind of beautiful in a way. It was kind of heavenly, divine. It was like a piece of work. It was Michelangelo sculpting but on pscyhadelic mushroom. His face was like a Picasso and Seth says that he is an artiste.
Cesaro comes out and Seth yells at him because he was not finished.
Cesaro says that Seth was going to go on and on and on and on and on . . .
and on and on and on about how great you think you are like you do every week. Cesaro says that Seth followed the best part of the match on Raw . . . when John Cena made you tap out.
Seth says that Cena did not make him tap out, it was a strategic move because he has more to worry about than John Cena’s little title.
Cesaro tells Seth that he can think about that and he will see Seth later tonight when they have their rematch.
Seth tells Cesaro to get out of his ring . . .
Cesaro stops before leaving the ring and he says that since he is here and Seth is here, he makes Seth tap out right now.
Match Number One: Seth Rollins versus Cesaro in a Non Title Match
Cesrao with a series of dragon screw leg whips and he sets for the Sharpshooter but Rollins gets to the floor.
Kevin Owens makes his way to the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and Kevin is on commentary while Rollins applies a side head lock. Cesaro catches Rollins on a leap frog attempt and hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Cesaro with a double stomp to the midsection for a near fall. Cesaro with a European uppercut and Rollins goes to the floor. Rollins misses a double sledge and Cesaro with a sunset flip and he rolls through and tries for a Sharpshooter but Rollins gets to the ropes.
Rollins with a back elbow and then he comes off the turnbuckles and Cesaro catches Rollins and turns it into a suplex for a near fall. Cesaro with a European uppercut and he sends Rollins into the turnbuckles. Cesaro with European uppercuts but Rollins with a Flatline into the turnbuckles and then Rollins with a drop kick to the back.
Rollins gets a near fall. Rollins punches Cesaro. Rollins with a European uppercut but Cesaro follows with more European uppercuts. Rollins with a kick to Cesaro that sends him to the mat and Rollins gets a near fall. Rollins with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down.
Cesaro misses a running European uppercut when Rollins moves. Rollins with a knee to the back and Cesaro goes to the floor. Rollins goes for a suicide dive and Rollins runs into a European uppercut. Cesaro with a running European uppercut and then he hits more European uppercuts in the corner. Cesaro with a spinebuster and he sets for the giant swing and Owens reminds the announcers about what he said about watching his back and he goes into the ring and attacks Cesaro. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner Cesaro (by disqualification)
After the match, Owens and Rollins stand over Cesaro and officials come to the ring to try to calm things down and then Owens and Rollins attack Cesaro before they leave the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Titus O’Neil and Darren Young are at the announce table and Darren has a pad to take notes about the four potential opponents.
The New Day have something to say as they make their way to the ring for their match.
Xavier mentions the Lucha Dragons, and Kofi says you’re winners. Xavier mentions Los Matadores, and Kofi says you’re winners to. Xavier wonders if either team could be the current number one contenders? Kofi asks if either of those teams could be the next new champions. Big E says yes you could. Xavier says if they beat either team tonight, they can become the two time tag team champions. Big E asks who would you rather see as Tag Team Champions? Los Matadores? They laugh. The Lucha Dragons? They laugh again. Or the real Mega Dad of the Year. Kofi G.O.A.T., Greatest of all Time, Kingston. Xavier talks about the man with all of the Tricep Meat, the man they call the Big Bull. Kofi says he’s a heavy sweater. The Minister of Mad . . . Big E.
Kofi mentions the Delicious, Dynamic, Delectable, Daring, Devine . . . what else starts with D. Xavier says Doctor of Defenestration . . . Xavier Woods.
Big E says it is because the New Day rocks.
Match Number Two: Konnor, Viktor, Kofi Kingston, and Big E (with Xavier Woods) versus Kalisto, Sin Cara, Fernando, and Diego (with El Torito)
Viktor and Diego start things off and they lock up and Diego with a leg sweep and near fall. Viktor with a kick and Diego stops Viktor and OLEs. Diego with a drop toe hold to Viktor and a splash while tagging in Fernando and Diego goes to the floor. Fernando with a slingshot elbow to Viktor. Cara tags in and hits a slingshot senton. Cara with an arm bar. Konnor tags in and he kicks and punches Cara.
Konnor kicks Cara and Cara tries to fight out of the corner. Viktor tags back in and Cara with a springboard moonsault onto both men and then he knocks Big E off the apron. Woods pushes Cara off the turnbuckles to the floor when Kofi distracts the referee.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Kofi kicks Cara and Big E tags in and he kicks Cara. Konnor tags in and he kicks Cara. Kofi tags in and kicks Cara. Big E tags in and he kicks Cara. Viktor tags in and he gets a near fall. Viktor traps the arms and applies a reverse chin lock. Viktor turns it into a rear chin lock. Cara punches Viktor but Viktor with a Canadian Lifter. Big E tags in and he splashes Car. Kofi tags in and he kicks Cara while Big E holds him.
Kofi gets a near fall. Kofi with a quarter nelson and chin lock. Cara tries to get to his corner but Kofi pulls him to the mat and gets a near fall. Konnor tags in and he kicks Cara in the chest. Konnor sends Cara into the turnbuckles and Viktor tags in and Konnor with a splash while Cara is sent to Viktor, who hits a jumping knee to the head and gets a near fall.
Viktor with a leaping fist drop for a near fall. Viktor with a chop and Big E tags himself in and he kicks Cara. Kofi tags in and Big E Irish whips Kofi into Cara for a drop kick. Kofi sets for a catapult but Viktor tags himself in. Kofi with the catapult and Viktor gets a near fall. Viktor with a rear chin lock on Cara. Cara with elbows but Viktor with a forearm and Irish whip. Cara with boots to Viktor but Cara cannot make the tag when Viktor catches him. Viktor misses a splash into the corner and both men are down.
Kalisto and Big E Tag in and Kalisto with a springboard drop kick and a springboard corkscrew cross body when Kalisto ducks under a clothesline from Big E. Kalisto knocks Konnor off the apron with a drop kick. Big E with a knee and Kalisto with a no arm springboard round kick and a tornado DDT but Woods gets on the apron so Torito with a kick to the head as he swings on the ring post.
Torito gyrates and Konnor picks him up but Fernando and Diego with stereo cross bodies onto Konnor. Kofi misses Trouble in Paradise on Kalisto and Kalisto sends Kofi to the floor. Big E with a running body block to Kalisto and then he sets for the Big Ending combination with Kofi but Viktor tags himself in.
Kalisto pushes Big E into Viktor on the apron. Kofi tags in but the ref might not have seen it. Fernando and Diego pull Big E and Kofi to the floor. Viktor goes back into the ring but Kalisto with a victory roll for the three count.
Winners: Kalisto, Sin Cara, Fernando, and Diego
After the match, The New Day and the Ascension have some words over what happened at the end of the match.
Kevin Owens is walking in the back and he has his bag. Rich Brennan tries to get some comments from Owens but Owens says he is leaving. Rich tells Kevin that he has a match tonight and it will be him and Seth Rollins against Cesaro and a partner of Cesaro’s choosing.
Kevin stops and wants to know who put him in this match and he is told that the Authority made this match. Rich tells Kevin he is sorry to tell him the news.
Kevin says that Rich is sorry, but not as sorry as the person who decides to be Cesaro’s partner tonight.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a look at Becky Lynch. Becky says what makes her special is her personality. She says that she is a huge shot of adrenaline. She has a unique style and look. She mentions that she is a submission specialist. She says she came here to be the best. Nikki is close to being the longest running Divas Champion, but she is running for the title. Becky says she has known Paige since she was 13 and she will do what it takes to revolutionize women’s wrestling. She will pour her heart out in every match. She says that there is no one better than her.
We go to the Bray Wyatt blipvert and Luke Harper says that he used to be a man who thought he had nothing. But Bray Wyatt saved me. He showed me the truth and now I have everything I ever needed. I have a purpose. My life . . . for him.
Bray tells Roman there is no doubt in his mind that going into battle with Luke, he would be willing to give his life in the name of the cause. Are you sure if Ambrose is willing to do the same. He told both of you to avoid welcoming the devil into your backyard because he might enjoy it. They are here to fix the mistake of anyone but Roman. Anyone but you.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rusev has something to say before his match. Rusev says before this match, he wants to talk about this unprofessional behavior from the cold fish Lana on Raw. She came and disrespected all of the presents of Hot Summer. This is unacceptable. Lana is jealous because Lana wants to be with him. Rusev tells Lana that he knows she is watching somewhere. He says something in Bulgarian and then he says that he is so ashamed how he had fallen for her and her conniving, backstabbing ways you cow woman Russian wannabe . . . LANA.
Rusev tells Summer that after he crushes his opponent tonight, he will take Summer with him when he walks their dog Ziggler. Maybe they will lay down a blanket and stare into each other’s eyes . . .
Before they can kiss, Jack Swagger’s music interrupts.
Match Number Three: Rusev (with Summer Rae) versus Jack Swagger
Rusev misses a clothesline and Swagger with arm drags and Rusev goes to the floor. Swagger starts a USA chant to get under Rusev’s skin. Rusev returns to the ring and he tries to kick Swagger but Swagger blocks it and he takes Rusev down with a waist lock. Rusev gets to the ropes and he punches Swagger. Rusev with more punches and then he kicks Swagger.
Rusev chokes Swagger in the corner and the referee warns him. Rusev with a forearm to the back followed by a front face lock and suplex for a near fall. Rusev with a kick to the back and an elbow to the shoulder. Rusev with a kick to the ribs. Rusev tries for another suplex, but Swagger blocks it and he gives Rusev a suplex of his own. Rusev with a clothesline.
Rusev rakes the face in the ropes and then puts Swagger in the ropes and hits a splash to the back. Rusev stands over Swagger and waits for Swagger to get up. Rusev punches Swagger in the ribs and kicks him in the thigh.
Rusev with an Irish whip but Swagger moves and Rusev goes into the turnbuckles. Swagger tries for the ankle lock but Rusev fights out of it. Swagger with a series of clotheslines in the corner and then he climbs the turnbuckles and punches Rusev. Swagger misses a clothesline and Rusev sends Swagger to the apron with a back drop. Swagger with a shoulder but Rusev with a knee when Swagger tries to get back into the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and Rusev kicks Swagger. Rusev with a front face lock. Swagger with punches but Rusev stops Swagger. Swagger kicks Rusev in the chest and then he hits a flying clothesline and follows with a knee in the corner and a clothesline. Swagger sets for the We The People Double Jump Swagger Bomb but Rusev gets his feet up. Swagger with a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall.
Swagger with a double leg take down and he goes for the ankle lock but Rusev does not go over. Swagger gets Rusev over but Rusev kicks Swagger away. Rusev with a jumping spinning heel kick for a near fall. Rusev gets ready for the jumping side kick but Rusev misses and Swagger gets a near fall. Swagger with the Swagger Bomb for a near fall. Rusev rolls to the floor and Swagger follows.
Rusev sends Swagger into the ring post and then they return to the ring. Rusev hits the jumping thrust kick and then he stomps on the back and applies the Accolade. Swagger tries to fight out of the hold but he cannot escape and he taps out.
Winner: Rusev
After the match, Rusev prepares to kiss Summer but he tells Summer to get out of the ring. Rusev misses a splash into the corner and Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam and he applies the ankle lock on Rusev. Rusev is able to get out of the ring.
Rich Brennan is in the back and he wants to talk to Cesaro. He asks Cesaro who his tag team partner will be against Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens. Cesaro says he has not found a partner tonight. He is the one with an issue against Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins. He says nobody in the locker room owes him, but if they want to join him that is okay. He has no problem going out there by himself because he has achieved was through his hard work and sacrifice. He knows what he is walking into.
We take a look at the latest development in the battle between the superhero Neville and his arch enemy Stardust.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Four: Stardust versus R Truth
They lock up and Truth with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Truth with a forearm and punch followed by an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner. Stardust kicks Truth and rakes his face in the ropes. Stardust with a forearm to the back of the head and he gets a near fall. Stardust kicks Truth and he applies a cross face chicken wing.
Truth with a sunset flip for a near fall. Truth with clotheslines and a jumping leg lariat for a near fall. Truth goes for the suplex into a stunner but Stardust kicks Truth and sends him into the corner. Stardust hits the Queen’s Crossbow for the three count.
Winner: Stardust
After the match, Stardust says the truth shall set you free. In outer space, all verdicts are guilty. R Truth, you have failed this city. He wants to know where Neville is and he tells him to be his hero.
Stardust attacks Truth but Neville comes to the ring and he hits a running kick to the temple and follows with a corkscrew plancha onto Stardust. Neville goes up top but Stardust gets out of the ring and goes into the crowd.
We see Sheamus in the back with his briefcase, and we go to commercial.
We are back with a look at what Sheamus did to Randy Orton on Raw.
JoJo is in the interview area with Sheamus and she asks Sheamus what triggered his actions against Randy Orton on Raw. Sheamus says he doesn’t need a trigger. Randy Orton thought he showed him up at Battleground but it is not over. He came back to WWE and he dealt with the underdogs and wee little men who tried to get the WWE Universe behind them on being plucky and entertaining.
Sheamus says he did it because he is a real man. Orton might think he is a real man, but when fantasy meets reality and his Brogue meets Orton’s face and he is the last man standing, he will be the last real man standing in the WWE. Sheamus says he is not a bad guy. Orton said he would be waiting in the shadows when Sheamus cashes in the briefcase.
When he sees a threat he gets rid of them. That is why he has been making these attacks. They will not stop until Randy Orton is no longer in the WWE.
Sheamus says a WWE without Randy Orton is like a rose without a thorn . . . a blue sky without a cloud . . . Oklahoma without Tulsa. It is a dream come true and he is entertained.
We take a look at the Undertaker’s return to the WWE and his challenge to Brock Lesnar.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins versus Cesaro and ?
No one comes to the ring with Cesaro and before the bell rings, Dean Ambrose’s music plays and he comes to the ring and he goes after Rollins while Cesaro goes after Owens.
Ambrose kicks Rollins in the corner while Cesaro punches Owens. Owens and Rollins go to the floor and then they go back into the ring but Ambrose punches Owens and sends him into the corner while Cesaro with European uppercuts and then he sends Owens to the floor.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins versus Cesaro and Dean Ambrose
Ambrose with a waist lock and snap mare followed by a Sliding D. Cesaro tags in and they make a wish and Cesaro with a European uppercut to Rollins for a near fall. Cesaro with an Irish whip and running European uppercut. Cesaro knocks Owens off the apron and Rollins with a clothesline and front face lock. Owens tags in and he punches Cesaro and then they double team Cesaro. Owens with kicks to Cesaro and he chokes him in the corner.
Owens punches Cesaro and connects with European uppercuts. Cesaro tries to fight out of the corner but Owens with a knee to stop Cesaro. Owens kicks Cesaro in the head. Rollins tags in and he kicks Cesaro. Rollins with a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall. Rollins with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with European uppercuts to Rollins but Rollins with an enzuigiri and an elbow drop for a near fall.
Owens tags in and he kicks Cesaro while Rollins holds his leg. Owens with a back senton and he gets a near fall. Owens punches Cesaro and he gets a near fall. Owens with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with a jaw breaker and both men are down. Owens with an Irish whip but Owens misses a charge into the corner and hits the ring post. Rollins tags in and Cesaro sends him to the apron. Rollins goes up top and misses the knee and Ambrose tags in.
Ambrose with a cross body and punches. Ambrose with kicks to Rollins followed by a running forearm into the corner and a bulldog. Ambrose goes to the apron and he drop kicks Owens in the knee. Ambrose back drops Rollins over the top rope to the floor. Ambrose with a suicide dive that sends Rollins into the ringside barrier. Ambrose chops Rollins and sends him back into the ring. Ambrose goes up top but Owens tries to interfere.
Ambrose leaps over Rollins and Ambrose blocks a super kick. Ambrose with a rollup for a near fall. Rollins misses a kick and Ambrose with a sit out front driver for a near fall. Ambrose puts Rollins on the turnbuckles and he sets for a superplex but Owens tries to interfere and Ambrose with a punch to knock Owens of the apron. Rollins with a sunset flip buckle bomb for a near fall.
Rollins goes up top for the flying knee to the temple and he connects. Rollins with a super kick and he gets a near fall. Owens tags in and he knocks Cesaro off the apron. Owens goes up top for the swanton but Ambrose gets up and hits the ropes to crotch Owens. Ambrose sets for a superplex and Owens with a head butt to send Ambrose to the mat. Ambrose with a forearm and he goes back up but Owens with a fisherman’s superplex and he gets a near fall that is broken up by Cesaro.
Owens tries to knock Cesaro off the apron but he misses. Owens misses a back senton when Ambrose rolls out of the way. Cesaro tags in and hits a running European uppercut followed by more European uppercuts. Cesaro with the Alpamare Waterslide and he gets a near fall. Cesaro with a crossface to Owens and Rollins tries to interfere so Cesaro releases the hold and then he puts Rollins in the giant swing. Cesaro puts Rollins in the sharpshooter but Owens in the legal man. Cesaro with a Mick Foley clothesline that sends him and Owens over the top rope to the floor.
Rollins goes up top but Ambrose punches Rollins and Ambrose with a superplex and both men are down. Ambrose clotheslines Rollins over the top rope to the floor. Owens with a super kick to Ambrose. Owens sets for the power up power bomb on Ambrose but Ambrose leap frogs Owens and Cesaro. Cesaro with an O’Connor Roll for the three count.
Winners: Dean Ambrose and Cesaro
After the match, Cesaro celebrates in the crowd and then with Dean Ambrose on the announce table.
We go to credits.
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