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WWE SMACKDOWN REPORT: DEAN CHOO CHOO CHOOSES HIS STIPULATION FOR SUMMERSLAM; CHRIS JERICHO ADDRESSES BRAY WYATT; A FORMER RUSEV FEUD IS REVIVED

By Richard Trionfo on 2014-08-09 01:07:50
We are in Laredo, Texas and your announcers are John ‘Does this mean Sin Cara or El Torito is now Mexico’s greatest export’ Layfield and Michael ‘The Yellow Rose of Smackdown’ Cole.

Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring and he will be telling us the stipulation for his match with Seth Rollins at SummerSlam. We see footage from Rollins’ match against Heath Slater.

Dean says on Raw, the Authority thought they held all of the cards. They had their Beat the Clock Challenge in the bag, but the Authority realized that you cannot plan for Dean Ambrose. Since he outsmarted the ‘architect’, he gets to choose the stipulation for his match against his brother, his buddy, his friend.

Dean says that he has some ideas. JBL’s hat on a Pole Match. Coal Miner’s Glove Match. What about alligators around the ring? That wouldn’t work. A sumo match. A boxing match. Fight in the parking lot. Good housekeeping Match. Loser washes Triple H’s car Match, but that wouldn’t work since Seth probably does that already.

Seth Rollins makes his way to the stage. He tells Ambrose to cut the crap. When they were in the Shield, everyone knows that Dean was the unstable one while Seth was the brains of the operation. After his antics on Monday, he has to give Dean a little credit. That was pretty clever. It has been a long week, so let’s cut to the chase.

He heard the cockamamie stipulations but Seth says that he knows what Dean wants.

Dean introduces Seth Rollins for everyone. He says the briefcase is looking a little rough and maybe it could use some detailing or a buff and shine.

Seth tells Dean that his problem is that he thinks with his heart and not his head. People appreciate that, but it will only get you so far. Seth says that it won’t beat him at SummerSlam. If you use your head half as much as your heart, you will realize that SummerSlam is the end for you.

Dean says not this time. Seth Rollins will be stuck in the ring with nowhere to run. If you try to escape, there will be a wall . . . a wall of bodies. There will be a wall of enemies who they have gone through during their time as part of the Shield. Dean says that you can call this a Lumberjack Match. You can call it a Human Cage or Wall of Flesh, but this will be the end of the line for Seth Rollins. That is the day Mr. Money in the Bank goes broke.

Seth says that he is not going anywhere because no matter what happens at SummerSlam, he still has the briefcase. That makes him the future of this company.

Seth tells Dean that he got to choose the stipulation at SummerSlam, but the Authority has given him the power to choose Dean’s opponent tonight on Smackdown. Seth says that he picked someone so merciful that they are capable of . . .

We see a video package of what Dean’s opponent tonight did to Roman Reigns. Dean will be facing Randy Orton.

Match Number One: Mark Henry and Big Show versus Curtis Axel and Ryback

Henry and Axel start things off and Axel goes for the leg and then he goes through Henry’s legs and he mocks Henry. Axel goes to the floor before Henry can destroy him. Axel tries to sneak up on Henry but Mark turns around and Axel stops. Henry with forearms to the back and Axel retreats to his corner.

Ryback tags in and Ryback tells Henry to hit him if Mark wants to hit someone. They lock up and Henry pushes Ryback away. Ryback pushes Henry and Henry pushes back. Henry blocks a punch and he punches Ryback. Henry with a head butt and shoulders in the corner. Henry with an Irish whip. Axel with a blind tag and he clips Henry while Henry has Ryback up for a slam. Axel with kicks to the leg and hamstring.

Ryback tags in and he kicks Henry. Ryback with knee drops to the ribs. Ryback sets for a power bomb but he cannot get Henry up and Henry with a back body drop. Show tags in and so does Axel. Show with clotheslines and an Irish whip followed by a running butt splash and running shoulder tackle. Show grabs Ryback and he sends Ryback to Henry for a World’s Strongest Slam while Show hits a choke slam on Axel and he gets the three count.

Winners: Big Show and Mark Henry

We see Dolph Ziggler in the back talking to the Divas and Rosebuds about Seth Rollins’ briefcase and how it looks like the floor of a movie theater. Maybe he should have gotten some flood insurance.

Seth enters and he says that Dolph is funny. About as funny as the laughingstock his career has become. Seth has a joke. What has terrible hair, a head the size of a hot air balloon, and is begging to be stomped into the mat. Dolph says that he must be talking about himself. Dolph says that he didn’t recognize Seth without his superhero costume and he wondered what Catwoman looked like.

Seth says that since the Authority allowed him to pick Dean’s opponent, they will let him choose his opponent and he suggests Dolph. Dolph considers it a challenge and he accepts. He says that what will happen in the ring is not funny.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Damien Sandow comes out and he says that he is part of the United States Border Patrol. The exits are secured and they will apprehend that masked illegal. For far too long, the borders of Texas have been plagued by people who could not do their job. If you want proof, look around this arena. Mr. Without Face, you have had your fun and made your money. Now it is time for all of you to go back across the Rio Grande. Damien says that he is Mr. Border Patrol and there is no escaping La Migra.

Match Number Two: Damien Sandow versus Sin Cara

They lock up and Sandow with a knee and forearms to the back followed by punches and knees to the ribs. Sandow hits the Elbow of Disdain and he gets a near fall. Sandow with a reverse chin lock but Sin Cara with a jawbreaker and a kick. Cara with a springboard forearm followed by a back heel kick and a springboard cross body.

Cara with a head scissors and then he hits a handspring back elbow for a near fall. Sandow avoids a modified Olympic Slam and hits Edgecution for a near fall. Cara hits the Olympic Slam and then he goes up top for the Fallen Star and gets the three count.

Winner: Sin Cara

We go to commercial.

We are back and we see the John Cena and Brock Lesnar video package.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Three: Dolph Ziggler versus Seth Rollins

They lock up and Rollins backs Ziggler into the corner and Rollins with an elbow to the head and then he tosses Ziggler across the ring by the hair. Rollins with kicks and then he hot shots Ziggler on the top rope. Rollins with a rear chin lock but Ziggler with elbows. Rollins with a kick and suplex. Rollins holds on and he hits two more. Rollins gets a near fall. Rollins chokes Ziggler in the ropes.

Rollins with a snap mare and a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with a jawbreaker and Ziggler with drop kicks and he tries for a Fameasser but Rollins avoids it and he sends Ziggler into the ropes and Ziggler is down.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Rollins with a kick and he gets a near fall. Rollins rubs Ziggler’s face across the mat. Rolling pulls Ziggler over the apron and Rollins with elbows. Rollins with a boot to the head from the floor. Rollins returns to the ring and Rollins chokes Ziggler in the ropes. Rollins with a back elbow and he gets a near fall. Rollins with a rear chin lock.

Ziggler backs Rollins into the corner but Rollins returns to the chin lock. Ziggler with a snap mare and then he avoids a splash in the corner. Ziggler with punches followed by a flying clothesline. Ziggler with a splash into the corner and he lands on the turnbuckles and he punches Rollins.

Ziggler with a neck breaker and he gets a near fall. Ziggler pulls Rollins back into the ring for a belly-to-back suplex and he gets a near fall. Ziggler misses a punch and Rollins goes for a belly-to-back suplex but Ziggler with a counter into a lateral press. Ziggler misses a splash into the corner and both men are down. Rollins tries for a fisherman’s suplex but Ziggler with an inside cradle for a near fall.

Ziggler and Rollins with punches but Rollins with a back heel kick. Ziggler with the hesitation DDT for a near fall. Both men are down again. Ziggler misses a clothesline and Rollins with an O’Connor Roll. Ziggler sends Rollins to the apron when he kicks out. Rollins drops Ziggler on the top rope.

Rollins misses a springboard move and Ziggler hits the Fameasser for a near fall. Ziggler punches Rollins in the back of the head but Rollins with a kick to the knee. Rollins sends Ziggler shoulder first into the ring post and Ziggler falls to the floor. Rollins sends Ziggler into the ringside barrier. Rollins sends Ziggler into the ring steps.

Rollins rolls Ziggler back into the ring and then Rollins waits to pounce on his fallen opponent. Rollins sets for the Curb Stomp and he hits it and he gets the three count.

Winner: Seth Rollins

Renee Young is in the interview area with Randy Orton. She asks Randy about his match against Dean Ambrose tonight. Randy says that Dean is unstable, but Randy says that he is uncontrollable. He does not know what he is going to do once he gets his hands on Dean Ambrose tonight. One thing is for sure. Tonight, Dean Ambrose will find out tonight, just like Roman Reigns did a few weeks ago, who the true sadistic superstar in the WWE is, and it is Randy Orton.

We go to commercial.

We are back and before our next match, we see what Paige did to AJ Lee last week on Smackdown.

Match Number Four: Paige versus Natalya

Paige offers her hand but Natalya does not shake it so Paige pushes Natalya. Natalya slaps Paige and then Natalya with a discus clothesline and butterfly suplex. Natalya tries for the Sharpshooter and she locks it in. Paige crawls to the ropes and forces the break. Natalya refuses to release the hold and Paige has to grab the ring skirt.

Paige hits the Paige Turner on the floor and then she screams. Paige skips around the ring while the referee makes his count. Natalya gets back into the ring and Natalya with a rollup for a near fall. Paige with a thrust kick and then she applies the PTO and Natalya taps out.

Winner: Paige

Rusev and Lana walk in the back and we go to commercial.

Match Number Five: Rusev (with Lana and Russian Flag) versus Big E

Rusev with punches but Big E with punches to Rusev. Rusev with palm thrusts followed by kicks to the chest in the corner. Rusev with a punch followed by a kick to the upper chest. Rusev goes for a charge into the corner but Big E blocks it. Big E with an elbow and then he hits a running body block. Rusev with a belly-to-belly suplex and then he goes for the Ultimate Warrior Splash but Rusev moves.

Rusev with the jumping thrust kick and Lana tells Rusev to finish off his opponent and he applies the Accolade and Big E taps out.

Winner: Rusev

We take a look at what happened on Raw to prevent Bray Wyatt from having anyone in his corner at SummerSlam for his match against Chris Jericho.

Tom Phillips asks Chris Jericho about his match against Bray Wyatt at SummerSlam now that Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are banned from ringside. Chris points out that he beat Rowan and then Harper. Now the symptoms have been banished but the source of the infection remains. Bray Wyatt spreads his disease throughout the entire WWE Universe. He thrives on mind games and inflicting pain. He thrives in injecting his poison. Chris says that he knows Sister Abigail too well. Chris says that there is an antidote and it is spelled Y-2-J. At SummerSlam, he will purge the WWE of the Wyatt Plague. He has the whole world in his hands? Chris says that he has the whole WWE Universe in his hands.

He will follow the buzzards and then shove them down Wyatt’s throat. If you want to get crazy, let’s get crazy.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a Raw Rebound of the contract signing on Raw.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Six: Dean Ambrose versus Randy Orton

Orton with a kick and he goes straight to the injured arm but Ambrose with jabs in the corner followed by a right hand and Orton goes to the floor. Orton returns to the ring and they lock up. Ambrose with a waist lock and a side head lock take down. Orton with a head scissors and Ambrose is able to escape and Dean sets for an STF but he pulls at Orton’s ear. Ambrose with a suplex and then he hits a snap elbow drop and gets a near fall.

Ambrose with a straitjacket choke but Orton gets to his feet and he snap mares Ambrose and connects with a boot to the shoulder and Orton gets a near fall. Ambrose backs into the corner to get a chance to get some relief for his shoulder. Orton kicks Ambrose in the injured shoulder.

Ambrose with a double leg take down and he punches Orton. Ambrose clotheslines Orton over the top rope and then he hits a pescado.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Orton with an arm bar. Ambrose with punches but we see Orton sending Ambrose into the announce table during the commercial break. Ambrose with an Irish whip that sends Ambrose sternum first into the turnbuckles and Orton gets a near fall. Orton with a boot to the injured arm.

Orton with head butts to Ambrose and then he wraps Ambrose’s injured arm in the ropes. Ambrose with punches but Orton with a kick to the knee and then to the shoulder. Orton gets a near fall. Orton with an arm bar and turns it into a Fujiwara arm bar, but Ambrose tells Orton to apply more pressure. Orton returns to the arm bar as Ambrose gets to his feet. Ambrose with a head butt, but Orton with a kick. Ambrose with a DDT and both men are down.

Ambrose with forearms and then Ambrose with a cross body and punches to Orton. Ambrose with a shoulder in the corner. Orton with an Irish whip but Ambrose with an elbow and he hits a tornado DDT for a near fall. Ambrose tries for the Dean Driver but Orton escapes. Orton is sent to the floor and Ambrose sets for a suicide dive but Orton with a forearm to stop Ambrose. Orton pulls Ambrose to the floor and then Orton slams Ambrose’s head into the ring steps.

Orton sends Ambrose shoulder first into the ring steps, but Ambrose hit with his good shoulder. Orton sends him into the ring steps again with the good shoulder. Orton hot shots Ambrose onto the apron. Orton pulls Ambrose to the apron for the IEDDT but Ambrose gets into the ring and he back drops Orton over the top rope to the floor. Ambrose with a suicide dive onto Orton.

Orton with a kick but Ambrose bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline and both men are down. Ambrose gets up first and he sets for the Dean Driver but Seth Rollins gets on the apron. Ambrose punches Rollins and then Ambrose avoids the RKO and hits the Dean Driver, but Rollins pulls Ambrose out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Dean Ambrose (by disqualification)

After the match, Rollins sends Ambrose into the ring steps and then into the ringside barrier. Rollins kicks Ambrose and then Ambrose Irish whips Rollins into the ringside barrier and follows with a clothesline. Rollins is rolled into the ring and Ambrose punches Rollins. Orton with a clothesline to Ambrose followed by an RKO.

Rollins kicks and punches Ambrose. Rollins knocks JBL’s hat off its position on the announce table. Rollins takes a drink from a fan and he pours it on Ambrose. Rollins slaps and kicks Ambrose. Rollins with the Black Out to Ambrose.

We go to credits.

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