We are in Columbus, Ohio and your announcers are Byron ‘Can I Dot the I’ Saxton and Tom ‘Greg Oden’ Phillips.
Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring and he has something to say.
Seth looks around to see who is cheering him, who is booing him, and who is telling him he sold out. Seth tells everyone to wait to hear what he has to say. Seth says that he came out here to congratulate his former business partner Roman Reigns. Last night, Roman had a hell of a night. He outfoxed Vickie Guerrero and then he scratched and fought to win the battle royal to make it into the ladder match at Money in the Bank.
Seth says that his hat is off to Roman and he tells him to enjoy this small victory. Roman was not supposed to be in that match, so he crossed the Authority. When you cross the Authority, you will feel the repercussions. You will feel all of those repercussions on Monday night.
Roman will not skate out of that because you are Roman Reigns. Seth says that he knows what Roman Reigns is. Roman is a volcano. Roman has a rage inside him that should keep all of you up at night knowing that you have to be on the same streets as him. Seth says that he is the only one who can control that anger. He is the only one who can control Roman and Dean.
Seth says that without controlling Dean Ambrose, he is a babbling fool and uncontrollable. He is the only one who can control Roman and Dean. He controlled them for two years when he was the leader of the greatest group in the history of the WWE. Two weeks ago, I showed why he is still in control.
We see the video from two weeks ago when Seth attacked Dean and Roman and joined Hunter and Randy Orton.
Seth smiles at what we just saw and he says that he never gets tired looking at that video.
Seth mentions that there is a WWE Title Ladder Match and the field is set. Seth says that he has a surprise. In addition to that ladder match, there will be a second ladder match. This one will be the traditional Money in the Bank Contract Match. The contract will be for a shot at the WWE Championship. Seth says that he is the first entrant in that match. Everybody knows that him having that contract is what is best for business.
Dean Ambrose’s music plays and he makes his way onto the stage. Dean says that Seth doesn’t have to worry about making it through the next ten days, he has to worry about the next ten minutes.
Dean attacks Seth in the ring and he punches Seth. Kane’s pyro goes off and he makes his way to the ring while Seth attacks Dean, who was too busy watching the guy walk to the ring than the guy in the ring. Dean works over Seth and then he drop kicks Kane to the floor. Ambrose with a back body drop that sends Seth onto Kane.
Ambrose escapes the ring while Seth and Kane remain in the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Lana is in the ring with Rusev. She says that people were angry at the new Mount Rushmore with Gorbachev, Lenin, Rusev, and Putin. The man that will not only lead Russia, but the United States as well.
He will lead you into world superiority and domination. Now, Rusev will dominate his opponent.
Match Number One: Rusev (with Lana) versus Santino Marella
Rusev kicks Santino and then he stomps on the back and he applies the Accolade. Santino taps out.
Luke Harper says that sometimes he sees things that aren’t there. Sometimes he hears things that are not there. The only way to make them go away is to make them feel like he does. The Usos’ time is up. You have . . . we want. Tick . . . Tock. . . Tick . . . Tock.
Bray says the time has come for the dirty ones to soil the world. The Usos and Sheamus, they’re pawns. Tonight, they will fall. For at Money in the Bank, they will be standing tall and rejoicing. He tells us to Follow the Buzzards.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Naomi (with Cameron) versus Paige in a Non Title Match
They lock up and Paige with a rollup for a near fall. Naomi with a rollup for a near fall. Paige with a leg sweep and she gets a near fall. Naomi with a leg sweep of her own for a near fall. Paige with a kick and side head lock. Naomi with elbows but Paige with a shoulder tackle. Naomi with a monkey flip but Paige with a monkey flip of her own. Naomi with an arm drag followed by one from Paige. Each woman goes for a drop kick and they both kip up.
Paige with a knee to the midsection but Naomi with an Irish whip. Paige comes out of the corner and hits a clothesline for a near fall. Paige with a head butt and she gets a near fall. Paige with an abdominal stretch. Paige with forearms to the ribs. Naomi tries to reverse the abdominal stretch but Paige keeps the move locked in. Naomi with elbows to the knee but she cannot escape. Naomi with a hip toss and Naomi with a rollup for a near fall and then she applies a rocking chair submission.
Naomi rolls Paige over and she bridges to get a near fall. Paige with a punch and Irish whip but then Naomi and Paige bump heads and both women are down. Naomi goes to the apron and Paige pulls Naomi over the rope and Paige with a series of knees. Naomi with a round kick and she goes up top and hits a cross body but Paige rolls through and gets a near fall.
Paige tries for the Paige Turner but Naomi avoids it. Naomi with an inverted DDT for the three count.
After the match, Cameron celebrates as if she won the match. Naomi wonders if Cameron is okay. Paige offers her hand to Naomi and Cameron pushes Paige. Paige slams Cameron and connects with a forearm and then she throws Cameron to the floor.
Paige offers her hand to Naomi and Naomi shakes it.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the announcement about the Stretcher Match and highlights from Raw.
On Friday, Cesaro, Randy Orton, Bray Wyatt, and Alberto Del Rio will face Sheamus, John Cena, and Roman Reigns.
Renee Young is in the interview area with Sheamus and the Usos. Sheamus says that he was out for six months and he saw a bunch of people talking about taking over society and then they would take over the WWE. He knew their paths would cross. He is itching for a fight. Those Wyatt lads are weird, but they are crazy.
Jey says that they are also crazy. Jimmy says that they are still getting the ladder out of their teeth after Monday night. Money in the Bank, Harper and Rowan have their title match. Sheamus says no hard feelings to his opponents because he is bringing the luck of the Irish and some Brogue Kicks.
We go to commercial.
We are told by Tom and Byron that Kane will face Dean Ambrose on Smackdown.
Match Number Three: Luke Harper, Bray Wyatt, and Erick Rowan versus Sheamus, Jimmy Uso, and Jey Uso
Bray and Sheamus start things off but Bray tags in Rowan before locking up. Sheamus sends Rowan to the floor. Harper comes in and he backs Sheamus into the corner and he punches Sheamus. Sheamus punches back and he sends Harper into the turnbuckles and connects with shoulders. Harper with forearms to the back and shoulders in the corner. Harper with an Irish whip but Sheamus with an elbow and head butts.
Sheamus with punches and a knee. Harper with a punch and Sheamus goes to the apron. Sheamus with a punch and he hits a slingshot shoulder tackle for a near fall. Harper with a double thrust to the chest and Rowan tags in. Sheamus with a Finlay Slam and he tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with punches to Rowan followed by a chop. Rowan sends Jimmy into the corner.
Rowan with an Irish whip but Jimmy floats over and he punches Rowan. Jimmy with a kick and punch. Jey tags in and he hits a running forearm into the corner. Jey slides into a reverse chin lock and he takes Rowan to the mat and he adds his body weight on top of Rowan. Rowan gets back to his feet but Rowan with a snap mare. Rowan with a shoulder tackle.
Harper tags in and he connects with a knee and then he chops Jey. Harper runs his forearm across the bridge of the nose. Harper with an Irish whip but Jey with a kick and a rollup. Jimmy tags in and he kicks Harper but Harper with a knee. Jimmy with a cross body and a super kick and uppercut. Jey tags back in and he goes up top and hits a double sledge to the arm. Jey tries for a snap mare but Harper blocks it. Harper with a punch but Jey punches back.
Jimmy tags back in and he hits a double sledge from the top. Harper chops Jimmy. Rowan tags back in and we go to commercial.
We are back and Harper tags in Wyatt who goes to the floor to work over Jey and he hits a clothesline that flips Jey. Bray sends Jey back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Bray with a punch and then he stomps on the chest. Bray sends Jey into the turnbuckles and he head butts Jey in the corner. Bray with a splash into the corner and Jey goes down.
Harper tags back in and he connects with a forearm to the head followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Harper with kicks to Jey and he chokes Jey as the referee warns him. Jey with punches but Harper with a Michinoku Driver for a near fall. Harper walks across Jey’s throat to tag in Rowan who drops a knee to the throat and then he punches Jey and gets a near fall.
Rowan with a forearm but Jey with punches. Rowan with a knee and a pump handle back breaker for a near fall. Rowan misses a splash when Jey moves out of the way. Jey floats over Rowan, who goes into the ring post. Jey tags in Sheamus and so Harper comes in. Sheamus with two double sledges followed by a shoulder and knee lift. Sheamus with the forearms set up on the apron but Harper drops Sheamus on the top rope.
Sheamus with a power slam to Harper and he sets for the Brogue Kick but Rowan distracts Sheamus. Sheamus with the forearms to the chest. Sheamus gets Harper up but Harper gets to his feet and he dives at the knee. Jimmy tags in and hits a cross body for a near fall. Jimmy with a super kick and uppercut. Jimmy with a Samoan drop and then he knocks Wyatt off the apron.
Jimmy with a running butt splash but Rowan breaks up the cover. Rowan misses a boot and he is sent over the top rope to the floor. Jimmy with a super kick but Wyatt tags in as Harper goes to the floor. Jey with a suicide dive onto Rowan. Jimmy sets for a dive onto Harper but Bray comes in and hits Sister Abigail for the three count.
Winners: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan
We go to credits.