We are in Tampa, Florida and your announcers are John ‘Remember when the Florida Agriculture Group honored me’ Layfield and Michael ‘Ybor’ Cole.
John Cena makes his way to the ring.
We see footage of Damien Sandow trying to cash in the Money in the Bank Briefcase on Raw.
John says that he knows that everyone is getting warmed up and he is excited. He got to come back to the WWE. On Sunday, he beat Alberto Del Rio for the World Title. The next night, he had his first title defense against Damien Sandow.
John is not excited about what has happened, he is excited about what is going to happen because the World Champ is here. It means that him and Fridays are going to get real comfortable. John wants the people o Tampa to make some noise. He says that they share the excitement and energy.
John says that he is giving notice to everyone in the back. The World Heavyweight Champ is here.
The music for The Real Americans plays and Zeb Colter is flanked by Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro. Zeb says that they have never been formally introduced. He wants to congratulate John on winning the World Title. He thanks John for beating Alberto Del Rio and sending him one step closer to sneaking back across the border he sneaked across before.
Zeb tells John that unlike the people in the building who have no moral values or moral compass to live by, John has a lot in common with the Real Americans. He is a Real American hero, a Real American patriot, and a Real American legend. Just like him, Jack Swagger, and Antonio Cesaro.
He wants to invite John to join their struggle and fight. To join their agenda and become an official Real American.
To show their respect and admiration for John, they give out a loud and proud ‘We The People’.
Zeb asks John if he is in or not and he offers his hand to John.
John show Zeb that he cannot see him. John asks ‘We the People’? He sees three dumb people. Swagger looks like Biff from Back to the Future. He tells Jack to be a like a tree and get out of here. He wants to know if Jack is smuggling a sports almanac in his gear.
John says that he has heard a lot about Antonio and the Giant Swing, but he cannot get past the giant nipples. He compares them to pizzas.
Then there is Zeb. They don’t have enough time on the show. He looks like Yosemite Sam had one too many Zimas and wandered into a soup kitchen with the guys from Duck Dynasty.
John says that the problem he has with them is that they badmouth everybody and spew out sideways politics. They have a freedom of speech, but John says that he has a right to tell them what everyone thinks. He says that they are full of BS.
John tries to tell Antonio what BS stands for.
He tells Zeb, Antonio, and Jack to look around at Real Americans. You can say whatever you want. Right now, the Real American way is for the undersigned synchronized swimmers to do a 180 and get out of Tampa Bay or there will be some repercussions.
Damien Sandow’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring.
Sandow tells Cena that he is a hypocrite. John does not know the first thing about American values. We make our opportunities. Just like when he stabbed his best friend in the back to win the Money in the Bank. John wouldn’t know about that because he has been handed everything since he entered the WWE.
Damien tells John ‘man to man’ that John is a false champion. Despite what John or any halfwit in the building thinks, he is still the uncrowned World Champion. Damien tells John from this point on, his sole purpose is to end the John Cena Era in the WWE. He will do it by any means necessary.
John is surrounded by Damien, Zeb, Antonio, and Jack. Cody Rhodes and Goldust make their way to the ring and The Real Americans and Damien leave the ring.
Vickie Guerrero comes out and Excuse Mes. She says that as the General Manager of Smackdown, she will have order. Since they feel like fighting, they will be facing each other in a six man tag match. Jack Swagger, Antonio Cesaro, and Damien Sandow will face Cody Rhodes, Goldust, and John Cena.
. The Shield are on the TitanTron. Dean tells Jimmy and Jey that they are getting a bit sick of them. They are getting tired of the Usos sticking their noses in their business. They have beaten them time and time again. They have proven that they are not contenders or threats. They are just speed bumps. It is no contest.
Seth says that the Shield united can beat any tag team. They will show that the Usos are no exceptions.
Dean says that the United States Champion and Seth Rollins will prove that justice will be served.
Match Number One: Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (with Roman Reigns) versus Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
Dean and Jimmy start things off. They lock up and Jimmy with a side head lock but Ambrose with a wrist lock and side head lock. Ambrose with a shoulder tackle but Jimmy with a flying clothesline. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow and double elbow drop for a near fall.
Dean with a jawbreaker and he tags in Rollins. Jey with a hip toss and knee drop. Jey misses a splash into the corner when Rollins moves. Seth with kicks to Jey and he chokes Jey in the ropes. Rollins with punches and kicks and the referee warns Seth. Rollins is sent to the floor but Ambrose tags in.
Jey with punches and a kick followed by an uppercut. Dean with a knee to Jey and then he knocks Jimmy off the apron. Dean sends Jey to the floor and Reigns makes his way towards Jey.
Big E Langston’s music plays and he makes his way to ringside and we go to commercial with a standoff.
We are back and Dean with a quarter nelson and chin lock on Jey. Dean with a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall. Dean with a snap elbow drop for a near fall. Rollins tags in and he kicks Jey and gets a near fall. Rollins punches Jey. Rollins with an Irish whip and splash into the corner.
Rollins goes to the turnbuckles but Jey catches him and hits a Samoan drop. Both men are down. Jimmy and Dean tag in and Jimmy with clotheslines followed by a savate kick and a Bubba Bomb. Jimmy with the running butt splash into the corner and he gets a near fall. Jimmy has a kick blocked but he hits a dragon whip.
Seth breaks up the cover and Jey with a spinebuster to Rollins. They kick Reigns off the apron and then Jimmy with a plancha onto Reigns. Dean with a boot to Jimmy. Jimmy with an uppercut to Dean and then he goes up top but Ambrose moves. Jimmy with a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy and Jey Uso
After the match, Ambrose sends Jimmy to the floor but Langston comes to the ring and he hits a body block. Langston gets Ambrose up for the Big Ending but the rest of the Shield make the save.
Langston and Reigns have a stand off and Ambrose, Rollins, and the Usos hold the big men back.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Michael Cole mentions that Shawn Michaels will be the guest on MizTV. We take a look back at what happened to Shawn on Monday night. Then we see what the Wyatt Family did to Daniel.
Michael sends us ahead to the point on Raw when CM Punk finished off Ryback and the Wyatt Family appeared.
Bray Wyatt has something to say on the TitanTron before the next match. Bray says that we live in a world where false heroism is a sickness and must be dealt with. He knows what plagues men and he holds the cure in the palm of his hand.
Match Number Two: Darren Young and Titus O’Neil versus Luke Harper and Erick Rowan (with Bray Wyatt)
Rowan and Young start things off and Young with forearms and knees. Rowan with an Irish whip that sends Young over the top rope to the floor. Young holds his elbow and Rowan goes after him. Rowan rolls Young back into the ring and then he stands on Young’s chest while he removes his mask.
Harper tags in and he sends Rowan into the corner for a splash. Rowan sends Young to Harper for a big boot. Harper with a Gator Roll to Young followed by a splash against the ropes. Harper catapults Young’s throat into the ropes and then he tags in Rowan. Rowan with kicks and a slam. Rowan works the neck.
Young with punches and elbows but Rowan keeps Young from making the tag. Rowan knocks Titus off the apron. Rowan misses a splash but he is able to tag in Harper. Harper with another Gator Roll to Young. Young with an enzuigiri and both men are down.
Titus tags in and he connects with shoulder tackles to Harper and then he knocks Rowan off the apron. Titus with forearms followed by an Irish whip and splash into the corner. Titus with a power slam for a near fall. Titus with a boot to Rowan and then Young takes care of Rowan.
Harper with a lariat for the three count.
Winners: Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
After the match, Wyatt gets into the ring and he gives Darren Sister Abigail.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see Kane’s return to Raw and his devotion to the McMahon cause.
Miz is walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and Miz is in the ring for MizTV. Miz welcomes everyone. Miz says that his scheduled guest was Shawn Michaels. Unfortunately, Shawn Michaels has left the building. He knows that he is not Shawn Michaels but he has something to say.
Had it not been for Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton would not be WWE Champion. Like it or not, Randy Orton is the face of the company.
Randy’s music plays and he stands on the stage. He says that he appreciates Miz’ view but he is wrong. With or without Shawn Michaels, he proved that he is better than Daniel Bryan. Randy says that Shawn Michaels did not show because Miz is no longer relevant. No one cares about Miz or MizTV.
In front of Miz’ parents and home town fans, he beat up Miz and the people cheered him. Randy says that it is not up to him, but he would have Miz join the Big Show on the unemployment line.
Big Show, who violated a restraining order by coming into the ring to ruin his celebration.
Big Show violated the restraining order and he knocked Randy out.
Because of that knockout, The Authority has banned the Big Show from the WWE for life.
Randy asks Miz how that makes him feel. Before Miz can say anything, Orton gives Miz an RKO.
The Bellas and Natalya are walking in the back and we go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Natalya versus AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka, and Alicia Fox
Alicia and Nikki start things off and lock up. Alicia with a leg trip followed by Irish whip. Nikki with a bulldog for a near fall. Nikki with an Irish whip and she hits a monkey flip after Brie tags in. Brie with a clothesline off Nikki’s back for a near fall. Alicia with a kick to the shin followed by a side head lock. Tamina tags in but Brie does not realize it. Brie gives Alicia a hip toss and Tamina with a clothesline that flips Brie.
Tamina throws her jacket at Brie. Tamina with a suplex followed by a knee drop for a near fall. Tamina sends Brie into the turnbuckles and AJ tags in. AJ with a snap mare and Dragon Sleeper. Brie with elbows but AJ with a guillotine choke and body scissors.
Brie runs AJ into the turnbuckles but AJ knocks Nikki off the apron. Natalya tags in and she hits a clothesline followed by a suplex. Natalya with a snap mare and drop kick to the back. AJ with a kick but Natalya with a discus clothesline for a near fall. Alicia breaks up the cover and Nikki takes care of Alicia and she sends Alicia to the floor. Tamina takes care of Nikki and sends her to the floor. Natalya sends Tamina to the floor. AJ with a rollup for a near fall. Nikki and Brie with a double clothesline to Tamina on the floor.
Natalya puts AJ in the Sharpshooter and AJ taps out.
Winners: Natalya, Brie Bella, and Nikki Bella
We go back to Raw with the Raw Rebound and it is the Orton Celebration.
We go to commercial.
We are back with Michael Cole’s interview with Triple H.
Michael reads what David Otunga said about the lawsuit on WWE.com. He says that Otunga feels that the lawsuit could be successful for wrongful termination, breach of contract, slander, and discrimination.
Hunter tells Cole to stop. Hunter asks if he is supposed to be concerned with Big Show’s frivolous lawsuit or David Otunga’s irrelevant opinion? He wants to know if Geraldo has any other questions.
Hunter tells Cole that he has some breaking news for him. As of this moment, the Big Show is banned from the WWE . . . for Life.
Match Number Four: John Cena, Goldust, and Cody Rhodes versus Damien Sandow, Antonio Cesaro, and Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
Cesaro and Rhodes start things off. They lock up and Cody with a side head lock. Rhodes with a shoulder tackle. Cody blocks a hip toss and he connects with a hip toss of his own. Goldust tags in and they punch Cesaro in the midsection. Goldust with a snap mare and a knee drop.
Goldust with a wrist lock and Cody tags back in. Cody with a high knee on Cesaro and he gets a near fall. Swagger breaks up the cover and everyone gets in the ring. Cena sends Swagger over the top rope and Cesaro and Sandow join Swagger on the floor as we go to commercial.
We are back and Sandow with an arm bar on Cena. Cena wants to make the tag but Sandow with a Divorce Court for a near fall. Cesaro tags in and he kicks Cena. Cesaro with a top wrist lock to the surgically repaired arm. Cena with a kick but Cesaro with a European uppercut. Cena with punches but Cesaro fires back with more European uppercuts.
Cena with a rana to Cesaro and both men are down. Swagger and Goldust tag in and Goldust with clotheslines followed by a reverse atomic drop and then he hits a bulldog, but first he takes care of Cesaro and Sandow on the apron. Goldust sends Swagger over the top rope onto Cesaro with a back body drop.
Sandow punches Goldust but Goldust punches back. Swagger is sent back into the ring and he goes after Goldust’s knee. Cesaro tags in and he kicks Goldust. Goldust with a punch but Cesaro with a knee and Goldust falls to the floor. Swagger with a clothesline to Goldust on the floor.
Swagger covers Goldust but he is in the ropes. Goldust punches out of the corner but Swagger backs him into the corner. Sandow tags in and punches Goldust. Sandow with shoulders and then he connects with knees while in a front face lock. Sandow with a forearm to the back and then he chokes Goldust in the ropes.
Sandow gets a near fall. Swagger tags in and he kicks Goldust. Swagger with a front face lock and Goldust tries to get to the corner. Goldust with a kick but Swagger with a clothesline. Cesaro tags in and he kicks Goldust. Cesaro with a kick to the chest and he applies a reverse chin lock. Goldust with a snap mare but Cesaro recovers and he applies a gutwrench and hits a dead lift side salto. Swagger tags in and we go to commercial.
We are back and Cesaro with a suplex for a near fall. Cesaro returns to the reverse chin lock. Sandow make suggestions to Goldust. While Goldust makes the tag, the referee is distracted and Cesaro moves into the center of the ring so the tag is disallowed. Cesaro makes sure that the referee sees him tag in Swagger.
Swagger with a slam and then he hits the double jump Swagger bomb and Cesaro tags in and hits the leap frog double stomp for a near fall. Goldust with a kick and DDT and both men are down. Sandow tags in and he connects with forearms to the back and then he hits a knee drop. Sandow with a reverse chin lock.
Goldust with forearms but Sandow with a knee. Goldust with a back elbow out of the corner and both men are down. Goldust tries to leap over Sandow but Sandow stops Goldust from making the tag. Goldust with a drop down uppercut and then he knocks Cesaro off the apron. Sandow knocks Cena off the apron and Goldust with a power slam. Goldust tags in Cody.
Cody with a springboard drop kick and forearms to Swagger and Sandow. Cody with a float over into a sunset flip for a near fall. Cody with a kick and drop down uppercut. Cody goes to the turnbuckles for a moonsault and he connects but he can only get a two count.
Cody grabs Sandow on the ropes and Cody with the kick to the solar plexus. Cody tries for Cross Rhodes but Sandow with a snap mare and kick to Cody. Cesaro makes the blind tag. Cody with Cross Rhodes to Sandow but Cesaro is the legal man and Cesaro with the Giant Swing to Cody.
On the floor, Cena hits a spear on Swagger. Cesaro gets a near fall on Cody but Goldust breaks up the cover. Goldust clotheslines Sandow over the top rope to the floor. Cesaro has no one to tag into the match since his partners are on the floor. Cody tags in Cena and John with two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb. Cena with the Five Knuckle Shuffle and he gets Cesaro up for the Attitude Adjustment but Cesaro counters into a dead lift side salto.
Cesaro sets for the Giant Swing on Cena but John with a drop toe hold. Cena tries for the STF but Cesaro kicks him away. Cena charges at Cesaro and Antonio with Swiss Death. Cody with Beautiful Disaster on Cesaro. Sandow hits You’re Welcome on Cody.
Goldust with a bulldog to Sandow and Swagger tags in. Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam on Goldust. Swagger goes for the ankle lock but Cena rolls through and he gives Swagger the Attitude Adjustment and gets the three count.
Winners: John Cena, Goldust, and Cody Rhodes
We go to credits.