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WWE SUPERSTARS REPORT: WRESTLEMANIA PRE-SHOW REMATCH; CESARO VERSUS RYDER; RAW RECAPS; AND A NEW ANNOUNCER

By Richard Trionfo on 2013-06-27 23:29:50
We are in North Charleston, South Carolina and your announcers are Tony ‘You’re not Matt Striker’ Dawson and Alex ‘Why do I have a Hello My Name is Matt patch’ Riley.

Match Number One: Miz versus Wade Barrett

They lock up and Barrett with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Barrett celebrates his shoulder tackle. They lock up and Miz with a waist lock but Barrett escapes and applies a side head lock. Miz with a reversal and he takes Barrett to the mat. Barrett with a head scissors and Miz escapes. Miz with another side head lock take down. Barrett with a top wrist lock but Miz holds on to a hammer lock.

Barrett backs Miz into the corner and Barrett with a series of elbows. Miz tries for Reality Check but he can only hit the first neck breaker. Barrett tries for the Blackpool Slam but Miz counters with a sunset flip for a near fall.

Miz with a flap jack and Barrett sends Miz into the turnbuckles and then Barrett follows with a kick in the corner. Barrett with a punch and Irish whip. Miz with a float over in the corner and Miz with a clothesline but he misses a boot to the head when Barrett rolls to the floor. Miz with a baseball side and a double sledge off the apron and we go to commercial.

We are back and Miz misses a double sledge from the top but Miz with a drop toe hold and rollup. Miz with an Irish whip but Miz is sent to the apron. Miz tries for a rollup and then he grabs the leg but a referee distraction allows Barrett to punch Miz and then he gets a near fall after a drop kick.

Barrett with punches to Miz and then he chokes Miz in the ropes. Barrett puts Miz in the ropes and he connects with knees and he follows with a running boot and Miz falls to the floor. Barrett goes to the floor after Miz and he sends Miz into the apron. Barrett and Miz return to the ring and Barrett gets a near fall. Barrett with a reverse chin lock.

Barrett sends Miz to the mat and he gets a near fall. Barrett returns to the reverse chin lock. Miz with elbows but Barrett with a knee. Barrett with an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner. Miz with punches and a running forearm followed by a kick and knee lift. Miz with a super kick and Barrett goes into the corner. Miz with the Awesome Clothesline and he connects.

Miz goes up top for the double sledge and he connects but Miz can only get a two count. Miz waits for Barrett to get to his feet for the Skull Crushing Finale but Barrett escapes and hits the Blackpool Slam but only gets a two count.

Barrett signals that it is over and he gets Miz on his shoulders for Wasteland but Miz escapes. Miz with a rollup for a near fall. Miz blocks a kick from Barrett and he drops down and works on the knee. Miz clips the leg and he knees the hamstring. Barrett is able to avoid the figure four and Barrett with a rollup for a near fall. Miz applies the Figure Four and Barrett taps out.

Winner: Miz

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to look at the issues between Paul Heyman and CM Punk.

We go to commercial.

We are back and we take a look at the Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton Street Fight.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Zeb Colter has something to say before Antonio Cesaro’s match. Zeb says that what you see in the ring is a prime example of what is wrong with this country. We have a lot of illegals in the country. We have an American giving out classified documents to China and Russia. The big problem is the 20 million dirty slackers like Zack Ryder who expect to have everything given to them.

He says that he would depart Zack if he could. The youth of this country need to look to his newest Real American. Antonio did not sneak across our borders. He got here the right way. He is the American Dream done right. They will take back this country.

Match Number Two: Antonio Cesaro (with Zeb Colter) versus Zack Ryder

Cesaro with a waist lock take down and then he applies a gutwrench and he picks up Zack and hits a dead lift side salto. Ryder with punches but Cesaro with a power slam. Cesaro leaps onto Ryder’s chest and the he poses for the crowd. Cesaro works on the neck and he rubs his forearm across the eyes. Cesaro with a forearm to the back and he applies a chin lock.

Cesaro with knees to the midsection. Ryder drives Cesaro’s face into the mat and Ryder with punches. Cesaro with an Irish whip but he runs into an elbow. Ryder comes off the turnbuckles and he hits a tornado DDT and he sets for the Broski Boot and he connects. Ryder can only get a near fall.

Ryder with a front face lock but Cesaro backs Ryder into the corner and Cesaro with shoulders. Cesaro blocks a kick from Ryder and he puts Ryder’s legs into the ropes and Cesaro with a rear naked choke and he swings Ryder around in the ring. Ryder is almost out and Cesaro with the Gotch Style Neutralizer for the three count.

Winner: Antonio Cesaro

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at the issues between John Cena and Mark Henry.

We go to credits.