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WWE SUPERSTARS REPORT: AN EIGHT PERSON TAG, BUT IS THERE A SECRET AGENDA?; SANDOW VERSUS RILEY; AND RECAPS APLENTY

By Richard Trionfo on 2013-05-23 18:59:30
We are in Kansas City, Missouri and your announcers are Matt ‘No Y’ Striker and Tony ‘I will not kiss the people on the rail’ Dawson.

Match Number One: Brodus Clay, Tensai, Cameron and Naomi versus Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Brie Bella, and Nikki Bella

Jey and Brodus start things off and Brodus pays tribute to Jey’s dad by mimicking his butt slapping. They start to dance before locking up and Jey might have earned the advantage. Jey with a waist lock but Clay backs him into the corner and Clay with a clean break. They lock up and Jey with a side head lock and Clay with a shoulder tackle but he misses an elbow drop when Jey moves.

Brie tags in and Clay gets on his knees but Brie wants none of Brodus. Brodus crestfallenly makes the tag to Naomi who connects with forearms and then she sends Brie into the turnbuckles. Brie kicks Naomi and she tries for an O’Connor Roll but Brie holds on to the ropes. Naomi with the Leaping butt block and Jimmy is tagged in.

Naomi thinks about wrestling Jimmy but Naomi turns away but it was a trap to hit a rana and we go to commercial.

We are back and Tensai with a shot to the throat and Jimmy goes down but Jimmy with a kick to the knee and Tensai falls into the ropes. The Bella with a running butt crush on the apron and Tensai wants it again. Tensai with a back elbow to Jimmy while he begs the Bellas for more. The Bellas go to the floor and Jimmy with a super kick to Tensai when he turns around. Jimmy continues to look at Naomi on the apron.

Jimmy with a head butt to Tensai. Jimmy punches Tensai and then he hits a drop kick in the turnbuckles. Jey tags in and he is met with punches by Tensai. Jey with a savate kick to Tensai and then Jimmy tags back in.

Jimmy with a flying forearm into the corner and then he sets for the running butt splash and connects. Jimmy with a near fall. Jimmy with a reverse chin lock. Tensai with punches but Jimmy with a Samoan drop for a near fall. Jimmy goes to the turnbuckles and he is still distracted by Naomi. Jimmy misses a diving head butt due to the delay.

Clay tags in and he connects with clotheslines followed by the sheeeplex. Clay with a splash into the corner and then he hits a power slam and gets a near fall. Jey breaks up the cover and Tensai takes care of him. Clay calls his mama and gets the three count.

Winners: Brodus Clay, Tensai, Cameron, and Naomi

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at what happened at Extreme Rules between John Cena and Ryback as well as what happened on Raw.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at the six man tag match from Raw.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Damien Sandow has something to say to save the masses this week. He says that the WWE Universe needs to welcome their intellectual savior. He demands silence and that only makes the crowd louder. He says that it is obvious that they cannot follow the most basic of instructions. Therefore, he tells everyone to watch carefully how he deals with incompetence. He tells everyone they are welcome.

Match Number Two: Damien Sandow versus Alex Riley

They lock up and Riley with a side head lock and hammer lock. Sandow with a reversal but Riley with a snap mare and arm drag into an arm bar. Riley lifts Sandow by the hand and he knees Sandow in the ribs. Riley does it again. Sandow with a punch and boot to the head. Riley with a drop kick.

Sandow with a drop toe hold into the ropes and Sandow with forearms to the face and then he hits a running hip into the back and he gets a near fall. Sandow with an elbow to the head and he connects with knees to the chest followed by a side Russian leg sweep and he connects with the Elbow of Disdain. Sandow with a quarter nelson and chin lock.

Sandow pulls Riley to the mat and then he connects with a knee to the chest and he gets a near fall. Sandow with a reverse chin lock. Riley gets back to his feet and he punches Sandow but Sandow punches back. Riley with a flying shoulder tackle followed by a clothesline but he runs into an elbow.

Sandow charges and Riley with a hip toss into a neck breaker and Sandow goes to the apron. Riley brings Sandow back into the ring and then he goes to the apron and he climbs up top. Riley leaps over Sandow and then Riley with a spinebuster for a near fall. Riley sets for the TKO but Sandow escapes and he hits the Silencer for the three count.

Winner: Damien Sandow

After the match, Sandow does the cartwheel of celebratory enjoyment.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at the debut of Curtis Axel and his match with Triple H.

We go to credits.