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COMPLETE WWE RAW REPORT: FOUR QUESTIONS: DID THE UNDERTAKER GET HIS URN BACK?; DID SHEAMUS ACCEPT BIG SHOW AS PART OF HIS TEAM WITH RANDY ORTON?; ON MOST NIGHTS TWO PEOPLE ASK QUESTIONS, BUT WHY ON THIS NIGHT WAS IT FOUR?; ARE YOU READY FOR WRESTLEMANIA?; AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2013-03-25 23:08:02
We have less than a fortnight until the biggest night in the wrestling year in the biggest media market in the United States. What will the WWE do with only two more episodes of Raw before Wrestlemania? What will Triple H say now that we know that his career is on the line against Brock Lesnar? Has Big Show convinced Sheamus enough to earn his trust against the Shield? What will Brickie do tonight? Will anyone else join the stacked Hall of Fame Class of 2013? The ROCK is back.

We are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and your announcers are Michael ‘Lionel Simmons’ Cole and Jerry ‘Halloween Havoc 1992’ Lawler.

CM Punk, Paul Heyman, and the urn make their way to the ring. Paul tosses the urn to Punk and the pass is complete.

Punk says that they say that the Undertaker’s undefeated streak will never be beaten. This dead man is unstoppable on the grandest stage of them all. They say in hush tones that the urn feeds Undertaker power and is a representation of his spirit. They have a lot of opinions. They say a lot of stupid things . . . don’t THEY.

Who are THEY? He asks Paul Heyman and then Paul Bearer. Do they know what they are talking about? They don’t because everyone has opinions and the only opinion that matters is his. They are irrelevant and he is the only one who matters.

Last year the Undertaker went 20-0. Twenty times he has dispatched his opponent. It should have ended last year with Undertaker, Triple H, and Shawn Michaels skipping into the sunset. Punk says that Undertaker ruined it all and came onto his show and pointed at his sign. Because of his actions and storybook career at Wrestlemania, it is being rewritten by a man who is not afraid of the dark or of the undefeated streak. It is being rewritten by the best in the world.

Punk says that it is the Undertaker’s fault. Punk says that he did not take the urn to disrespect Paul Bearer. He took it because of what it means to Undertaker. It does not matter to him. Punk tosses the urn to the mat. The streak is the Undertaker’s. Punk will break it. Punk has something that the Undertaker does want. Taker is at a psychological disadvantage.

Taker coming back against any other man would have been great. He would have gone 21-0. He could have gone 30 or 50 and 0. There is nobody in the world who is better than him. There is nobody in the world smarter than him. There is nobody in the world who will beat him at Wrestlemania. Punk says that he is the 1 in 20-1.

Punk says that he is waiting for the lights to go out and the chill to enter the arena. He is waiting for the magic words ‘Rest in Peace’. Rest is something he has never been afforded and he has never been at peace. Punk says that the streak will rest in peace.

There is a gong and the lights go out.

The lights go back on and the Undertaker is in the ring and he punches Punk. Taker with a forearm to the head and Paul picks up the fumble and runs like Keith Byers to the end zone.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Fandango has something to say before his match, but he is interrupted by Chris Jericho’s music.

Jericho with a double leg take down and he punches Fandango. Jericho with chops to Fandango. Fandango goes to the floor and he goes up the ramp.

Dolph Ziggler comes to the ring and we have a match.

Match Number One:Chris Jericho versus Dolph Ziggler (with AJ Lee and Big E Langston)

Jericho takes Ziggler to the mat and he punches Dolph. Jericho with a running back elbow followed by a suplex and a kick to the back. Jericho with a forearm to the back but Ziggler with a kick to the chest. Ziggler with a punch to the head. Jericho with punches and chops. Jericho with a double leg take down and he tries for the Walls of Jericho but Ziggler escapes.

Ziggler runs into an elbow and Jericho goes up top for a cross body and he gets a near fall.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Dolph Ziggler is in control of the match. We see footage from the commercial break when Big E Langston pulled Jericho off the apron. Jericho with a rollup for a near fall. Ziggler with a drop kick for a two count. Ziggler with a splash into the corner. Jericho with chops to Ziggler but Ziggler with a knee and an abdominal stretch.

Jericho with a hip toss to escape. Ziggler misses the Stinger splash and Jericho with shoulder tackles. Ziggler sends Jericho over the top rope but Jericho lands on the apron and he goes up top for a double sledge to the head. Ziggler with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot and Jericho with a bulldog. Jericho with a springboard drop kick to Langston.

Ziggler with a leaping DDT for a near fall. Ziggler tries for a sleeper but Jericho pushes him off. Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho but Ziggler kicks him away. Ziggler has a drop kick blocked and Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho and Ziggler taps out.

Winner: Chris Jericho

After the match, Langston attacks Jericho and then he gives Jericho the Big Ending. Langston tells Jericho that it is over for him.

From out of nowhere, Fandango makes his way to the ring with his Dancing with the Superstars partner. Fandango dances in front of Jericho. Fandango kicks and punches Jericho. He tells Jericho to say his name. Jericho chops Fandango but Fandango with a boot to the head.

Fandango goes up top for the leg drop.

Fandango kneels over Jericho and tells Jericho his name.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Sheamus is in the interview area and we see footage from the Smackdown main event involving Sheamus, Big Show, and Randy Orton against 3MB. Then we see the issues between Sheamus and Show only to have Randy Orton play peacemaker while The Shield observed the problems between two of their opponents at Wrestlemania and Big Show.

Matt asks Sheamus if they have buried the hatchet with Show. Sheamus says that when the Shield tucked their tails between their legs . . .

The Shield attack Sheamus and Randy Orton hits Roman Reigns in the back with a chair. Rollins and Ambrose attack Orton. Big Show goes after the Shield and they leave.

Show helps Orton up and they breathe heavily.

Match Number Two: Mark Henry versus Jimmy and Jey Uso

Jey starts off the match and they lock up. Henry sends Jey to the mat and then he biels Jey across the ring. Jimmy tags in and Henry with a kick and punch. Jey makes the blind tag. Jimmy with a drop kick and Jey with a super kick. Jimmy with a super kick and Jey with a superfly splash but Henry kicks out at two.

Jey with punches and Jimmy with a shot from the apron. Mark punches Jey and then he sends Jimmy into the ring post. Mark with a lariat to Jey followed by the World’s Strongest Slam for the three count.

Winner: Mark Henry

After the match, Mark sees Jimmy on the floor and he doesn’t think that Jimmy has done enough to qualify for the Hall of Pain. Henry with a World’s Strongest Slam to Jimmy and he tells us that is what he do.

Mark picks up Jey and gives him another World’s Strongest Slam. Henry kicks Jimmy to see if he is still moving and then he hits a splash and he tells Jimmy that nobody splashes him.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Three: Antonio Cesaro versus Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) in a Champion versus Champion Non Title Match

They lock up and Cesaro works on the wrist. Del Rio with a reversal into an arm bar. Cesaro gets to the ropes and then he punches Del Rio. Cesaro with a European uppercut to Del Rio followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Cesaro with a cravate but Del Rio with punches. Cesaro with knees. Del Rio with two clotheslines. Cesaro misses a clothesline and Del Rio with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker followed by a super kick set up, but Zeb Colter comes out to the stage.

Cesaro attacks Del Rio from behind and he punches and kicks Del Rio. Del Rio sends Cesaro to the apron and Cesaro with a head butt. Del Rio crotches Cesaro and Del Rio sets for a superplex and he hits it.

Jack Swagger grabs Ricardo and he pushes him into the ring steps. Swagger pulls Ricardo into the ring bell quadrant and he slams the leg into the ringside barrier. Del Rio attacks Swagger and they fight into the crowd.

Del Rio kicks Swagger in the head while the referee continues his count and he gets to ten.

Winner: Antonio Cesaro by count out

Alberto Del Rio grabs Cesaro from the turnbuckles and then he kicks Cesaro in the corner. Del Rio floats over into the cross arm breaker and Cesaro taps because it doesn’t matter.

We have an earlier tonight moment of CM Punk’s comments about the Undertaker and the urn.

Daniel Bryan and Kane walk in the back and we go to commercial.

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