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Match Number One: Miz versus Tensai
They lock up and Tensai sends Miz to the mat. Miz punches Tensai and then he kicks him as Tensai approaches him. Miz with a side head lock and wrist lock. Miz starts to work on the arm and he makes it an arm bar. Tensai with a slam but he misses an elbow drop when Miz moves.
Tensai with a kick and head but followed by an elbow drop. Tensai with another head butt and elbow drop combination for a near fall. Miz goes to the floor and Tensai follows. Miz returns to the ring first and he connects with a few baseball slides and then he connects with a double sledge from the apron.
Tensai wit ha knee and he tries to send Miz into the apron but Miz blocks it and he sends Tensai into the ringside barrier. Tensai with a shoulder tackle and then he head butts Miz in the corner. Miz with kicks and punches followed by a running knee lift but Tensai stays on his feet. Tensai with an elbow but he misses a splash and Miz gets a near fall.
Miz with kicks and punches but Tensai pushes Miz into the ropes and connects with a knee. Tesnai throws Miz over the top rope but Miz lands on the apron and he drops Tensai on the top rope. Miz goes up top and he is met with an uppercut. Tensai gets a near fall and we go to commercial.
We are back and Tensai works on the neck. Tensai with a knee and then he catches Miz when Miz tries to float over. Miz gets to his feet. Tensai hits the Baldo Bomb but Miz kicks out. Tensai with a nerve hold on Miz. Miz gets back to his feet and he elbows Tensai to escape.
Tensai with a shoulder tackle and he connects with a running elbow into the corner. Tensai sends Miz into the corner but Miz with a boot. Mizz with another kick to Tesnai but Tensai with a forearm. Tensai misses a splash into the corner. Tensai grabs Miz by the throat but Miz with punches.
Miz with a drop kick to the knee followed by two boots to the head. Tensai with a clothesline when Miz tries a third time and Tensai gets a near fall. Miz with Eat Defeat and then he hits the Awesome Clothesline. Miz goes up top and hits the double sledge and Miz gets a near fall. Tensai with a head butt but Miz with a boot followed by the Skull Crushing Finale for the three count.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Ziggler versus Cena match from Raw.
Now we take a look at the TLC match between CM Punk and Ryback from Raw.
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Match Number Two: Brodus Clay (with the Funkettes) and Zack Ryder versus Darren Young and Titus O’Neil
Young and Ryder start things off and they lock up. Young misses a chop instead of giving a clean break. They lock up again and Young sends Ryder to the mat and has Ryder in a wrist lock. Ryder with an arm wringer followed by an arm drag and arm bar. Clay tags in and Young tags in Titus.
Titus with a kick and forearm but Clay with a shoulder tackle. Clay uses his rear end to take Titus down. Ryder tags in and Brodus Irish whips Ryder into Titus for a forearm. Brodus with the Broski Boot but Titus sends Ryder over him when Ryder tries for the Rough Ryder. Young with a clothesline from the apron.
Titus kicks Ryder and slams him. Titus follows with an elbow drop and kicks. Titus with a forearm to the back and then he picks up Ryder and slams him to the mat. Young tags in and Titus with a gourdbuster of Young onto Ryder.
Young with a kick and side head lock. Young keeps Zack from making the tag and Titus tags back in. Ryder with punches but Young with a back breaker and then he tosses Ryder away. Titus with a kick and he tags Young back in. Young tries for a suplex but Ryder lands on his feet and he hits a neck breaker.
Clay tags in and he connects with clotheslines and he knocks Titus off the apron. Clay with a splash into the corner and then Clay with a flying forearm and he gets a near fall. Ryder with a Rough Ryder to Titus to stop the interference.
Clay says that it is time to call his momma and Clay with the splash for the three count.
Winners: Zack Ryder and Brodus Clay
After the match, Brodus and the Funkettes get Ryder to join them and the children.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Rock’s promo from Raw.
We go to credits.