We begin with a match and your announcers are Josh Mathews and Booker T.
Darren joins Josh and Booker at the announce table for the match.
Match Number One: Titus O’Neil (with Darren Young) versus Sheamus
They lock up and they go around the ring until they have a stalemate. They lock up again and Titus with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Titus barks his approval. Sheamus with a side head lock and shoulder tackle and then he lets out a vocal ‘Fella’. Sheamus with a side head lock take down.
Titus with a knee and forearm to the back. Titus with a back elbow that sends Sheamus to the floor. Titus follows after Sheamus and sends him back into the ring. Titus with a pump handle gut buster for a near fall. Titus with an abdominal stretch but Sheamus escapes. Sheamus with boots to Titus followed by two double sledges, a shoulder in the corner, and a running knee lift.
Sheamus with forearms across the chest from the apron and then Sheamus gets Titus up for White Noise and he hits it. Sheamus looks around and he signals for the Brogue Kick and he connects and gets the three count.
Matt Striker and his crazy mustache are in the back with John Cena. John reminds us that he will be facing Heath Slater today. John says that his hand will be held high after the match.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Booker T is in the ring. He says that the holidays are upon us and the proper way to celebrate is to party it up. He is going to teach everyone how to do the Spinaroonie. The first step is ‘The Hand’. You need to become one with the hand. Then you drop down to the knee. That is followed by the actual spinaroonie. He says that will make you a hit at your holiday party. Then he wants you to dig for suckas.
John Cena is the subject of the Saturday Morning Spotlight. We see a video package focusing on hustle, loyalty, and respect.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) versus John Cena
Slater talks to McIntyre and Mahal as the bell rings and it slows down Cena. Slater goes into the ropes to get under Cena’s skin. They finally lock up and Slater with an arm drag and Slater celebrates. Cena with a wrist lock and Irish whip followed by a monkey flip and arm drag into an arm bar. Slater gets to the ropes and Cena releases the hold.
They lock up and Cena returns to the arm and he applies a side head lock. Slater with a reversal. Cena with a hip toss and Slater rolls to the floor. Mahal and McIntyre try to give him a pep talk. Slater has an idea but Jinder does not think it will work. Drew tells Jinder to have faith in the plan.
They surround the ring and get on the apron. All three men enter the ring and Cena goes after Mahal but it was a trap. Slater with a slam and then it is time for some air guitar. Josh wonders why there has not been a disqualification, but the referee sends Mahal and McIntyre to the back.
Slater begs the referee to allow Mahal and McIntyre to remain in the ring. Cena with a drop toe hold and he tries for the STF but Slater sends Cena through the ropes and to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Slater with a splash for a near fall. Slater with a body scissors and Cena tries to escape the hold and he succeeds. Cena with a back body drop and then he hits the two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb and it is time for the five knuckle shuffle. Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment for the three count.
Winner: John Cena