We take a look at last week when Dolph Ziggler commented on Miz at the announce table. Dolph says that he is the best thing in the WWE. Ziggler said that he would bask in the afterglow of their win at Survivor Series.
Miz responds to Dolph and then he challenges Dolph to a match.
This weekâ€™s episode of Main Event comes from Grand Rapids, Michigan and your announcers are Michael â€˜Going the way of the Twinkieâ€™ Cole and John â€˜You will hear what I say a few times tonightâ€™ Layfield.
The Miz is in the ring and he says that normally when he is on the show, he is the most must hear commentator.
Dolph Ziggler interrupts Miz and he makes his way to the stage. Dolph tells Miz that this show is called â€˜Main Eventâ€™. He wants to know why Miz is in the ring and not Mister Main Event. Dolph says that he is the show stealer, the show off, Mr. Money in the Bank, and the sole survivor from Survivor Series. He is way too big of a star to be in the back talking to Matt Striker and his mustache.
Dolph asks Miz if he remembered seeing what happened on Sunday, but he was 2012 Miz, and he was a loser.
Dolph tells Miz that he will be outclassed in every way, and that he is Dolph Ziggler and Miz is not.
Miz tells a fan who yelled out â€˜And You Suckâ€™ during Zigglerâ€™s last statement said what everyone was thinking and Miz thanks him. Miz says that Dolph is feeling pretty good. Dolph is getting his spotlight. Miz says that everything about Dolph is a lie. Miz says that Dolph survived because he stood behind his teammates just like he stands behind Vickie Guerrero. Miz says that he main evented Wrestlemania.
Dolph interjects and he says that Miz has been saying that he main evented Wrestlemania and he beat John Cena, but what has Miz done lately? Dolph points out that he has been stealing the show.
Miz says that what he has said is true and that is why he is saying it. He has done everything on his own. Miz points out that when he won Money in the Bank, he cashed it in like a man and won the WWE Title. Miz tells Linus that he can back up what he says.
Dolph tells Miz that he is the past and he had his shot. Dolph says that he is the future. When they look back on this week and they see that Dolph Ziggler was the Sole Survivor. They will see that Dolph knocked John Cena out of competition and he shut up Miz.
Miz says that Dolph could choke like he has so often. Dolph has been given opportunities time after time but it will end up as a Dolph Ziggler failure. It will be a monumental disasterous Dolph Ziggler failure. Dolph is a pit of failure and insecurity buried under a mountain of false bravado. Miz may have been a former WWE Champion, but Dolph is a current and future nothing. Dolph is scared to cash in the briefcase and fails, all he will have is an old broad, an ugly teal t-shirt, and bad hair dye.
Miz tells Dolph that will be his legacy and he congratulates him on that.
Ziggler slaps Miz and Miz drops the mic and he is ready for action.
Match Number One: Miz versus Dolph Ziggler
Miz punches Ziggler but Ziggler with a kick. Miz with a flap jack and then he clotheslines Ziggler over the top rope to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Miz punches Ziggler in the corner and then he punches Ziggler once he returns to the mat and Miz gets a near fall. Miz with a kick to the midsection. Miz with another kick to the midsection. Miz calls out for one more and he waits for Ziggler to roll over. Miz with a kick to the midsection for a third time and he gets a near fall.
Miz with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with an elbow to the head followed by a kick to the chest. Ziggler with an elbow to Miz. Ziggler with a kick to the head. Ziggler with a punch to Miz and then he hits a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Ziggler with a reverse chin lock.
Miz with elbows but Ziggler with a punch and he returns to the side head lock. Ziggler with a shoulder tackle. Miz misses a short arm clothesline. Miz blocks a drop kick attempt and Miz catapults Ziggler into the ring post and Miz gets a near fall with a rollup.
Ziggler with a kick and Miz tries for the reality check but Ziggler escapes and hits a drop kick and gets a near fall. Ziggler chokes Miz in the ropes. Ziggler with a neck breaker and he gets a near fall with a Jericho cover. Ziggler with a rear chin lock.
Miz with elbows and Ziggler with a forearm and kick. Miz with a back body drop and Ziggler goes over the top rope to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Ziggler with a body scissors. We see footage from the commercial break when Ziggler sent Miz into the ringside barrier. Ziggler with a reverse chin lock but Miz escapes and he punches Ziggler. Dolph with a clothesline for a near fall. Ziggler with rapid fire elbow drops until he decides to hit the delayed leaping elbow drop.
Ziggler with a front face lock and Miz with punches to get free. Miz with a drop kick to Ziggler and both men are down. Miz misses a charge into the corner and Ziggler sends Miz into the ring post. Ziggler starts to expose the turnbuckle but the referee stops Ziggler. Miz with a rollup and he gets a near fall. Ziggler with a drop kick for a near fall. Ziggler with a reverse chin lock and he does a head stand and bridge.
Miz tries to get to his feet and Miz succeeds. Miz with elbows but Ziggler with a punch. They both exchange punches and Miz gets the advantage. Each man goes for a cross body and both men are down.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Miz with a near fall. Ziggler with a kick and he lines up for a punch but Miz avoids it and he gets a near fall. Ziggler with the Fameasser for a near fall. Ziggler with the reverse chin lock and body scissors. Miz gets back to his feet but Miz with elbows. Ziggler with a European uppercut. Miz with a back body drop to Ziggler and both men are down.
Miz with a few clotheslines followed by Reality Check and he gets a near fall. Miz runs into a boot from Ziggler and Ziggler uses the ropes for leverage on the cover. Miz with a Side Effect for a near fall. Ziggler with kicks to Miz and then he applies a sleeper. Miz thinks of ways to escape but Miz falls to a knee. Miz gets back to his feet and Miz backs into the corner but Dolph holds on.
Miz punches Ziggler and Ziggler punches Miz at the same time. Miz punches Ziggler in the corner. The referee pulls Miz out of the corner. Miz sets up for and hits the Awesome Clothesline. Miz goes up top and hits the double sledge from the turnbuckles. Miz sets for the Skull Crushing Finale but Ziggler rolls Miz through. Miz with a rollup for a near fall. Miz charges into the exposed turnbuckle and Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
After the match, Matt Striker and his mustache try to get comments from Ziggler but Dolph tells Matt to beat it. He says that every night he backs it up and tonight he proved it again. He beat the Miz and he is better than the Miz. He is better than Matt Striker, the Miz, and anyone in the back.
Dolph says that he is just getting started. He is not done with John Cena. He will make history when he finishes John. Dolph tells Miz, Cena, and anyone else who steps up to face him, they are history.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two:Wade Barrett versus Justin Gabriel
Barrett with a kick and forearms followed by punches and kicks in the corner. Gabriel with a chop but Barrett with a back heel kick. Barrett with more kicks in the corner. Barrett with a slingshot back breaker and he gets a near fall. Barrett punches Gabriel in the ribs and then he connects with a forearm to the lower back.
Barrett with a suplex and he gets a near fall. Barrett with a reverse chin lock. Gabriel with an arm drag and then he avoids an elbow drop. Gabriel with a series of kicks followed by a spinning heel kick. Gabriel with a forearm off the turnbuckles followed by a cross body into the corner and then he hits a springboard cross body.
Gabriel goes for the quebrada but Barrett moves. Gabriel lands on his feet and he lands awkwardly. Barrett with the Blackpool slam for a near fall. Gabriel escapes a pump handle slam attempt and hits an inverted DDT and then he hits a quebrada for a near fall. Gabriel hits an STO and then he goes up top for the 450 splash but Barrett crotches him and then he hits the Bullhammer for the three count.
We are told that next week John Cena will appear on Main Event. We go to commercial.
We are back and go to footage from Raw when John Cena kissed AJ and AJ KISSED John back.
John Cena will be on MizTV on Smackdown on Friday night.
Damien Sandow makes his way into the arena and he has something to say. Damien begs everyoneâ€™s indulgence for a moment. He says that he is here to help all of us. As our intellectual savior he can no longer stand idly by and watch as the unwashed masses plunge further into the bowels of their inadequacies and short comings.
Next week on this very serial, he will get to rid the WWE of its most offensive delinquent. . . John Cena. Johnâ€™s hypocrisies know no bounds. From his silly hand gestures to his sophomoric prose to that lewd public display of affection we saw on Raw. This is a disease that must be purged from the WWE at his hand.
Therefore, he declares this, the 21st day of the 11th month in the year 2012 anno domini that John Cena is the WWEâ€™s ultimate false idol.
We go to credits.