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WWE NXT REPORT: WILLIAM REGAL IS IN CHARGE; KIDD/MCGILLICUTTY 2 COMING SOON?; REKS AND HAWKINS ARE NO SHEEN AND ESTEVEZ

By Richard Trionfo on 2012-03-07 23:51:39
We are wild, young, and online from Uncasville, Connecticut and your announcers are William ‘All in . . . Sunshine’ Regal and Josh ‘If you have 21, I have twenty-two’ Mathews. Your host is Matt ‘Pit Boss’ Striker.

Matt Striker is in the ring and he welcomes everyone to the show. He says that every match comes from the twisted mind of William Regal. William makes his way into the ring and he thanks Matt.

William says that it is his honor to serve everyone on NXT and give everyone the best matches possible. He will try to shake things up while giving us the best match. The main event will be a one on one match between Titus O’Neil and Percy Watson.

Maxine interrupts William’s announcement of the other matches on the show.

Maxine takes the mic and she tells Mr. Regal that she is looking forward to working underneath him. William gets close to Maxine and he says that he is looking forward to seeing Maxine . . . in action tonight against the daughter of the Superfly, Tamina Snuka.

Match Number One: Maxine versus Tamina Snuka

Maxine pushes Tamina and Tamina pushes back and Maxine goes to the mat. Maxine tries for a crucifix but Tamina stays on her feet. Maxine with a rollup for a near fall. Maxine with a back heel kick but Maxine pulls Tamina to the mat. Maxine holds on to the ropes and she seems impressed with that, but she turns around into a chop from Tamina.

Maxine goes to the floor and walks away from Tamina. Maxine with a kick and then she slams Tamina’s head into the mat. Maxine sends Tamina into the turnbuckles and chokes her but Tamina kicks Maxine away. Maxine with a snap mare and reverse chin lock.

Maxine sends Tamina to the mat and then she goes to the turnbuckles but misses a splash when Tamina gets out of the way. Tamina with a Samoan drop and then she goes up top for the Daughter of Superfly Splash and the three count.

Winner: Tamina Snuka

We go to commercial.

We are back and Tyler and Curt have something to say. Curt says that Matt Striker was supposed to announce that he was the new guy in charge, but we got Sir William Regal instead. Tyler talks about what William does every week. He walks his geezerly butt to the ring and flaps his gums all night. Now he has sequed into Matt’s role as match coordinator.

They talk a lot because him and Matt are a couple of has beens.

William gets up and he says that he will choose to ignore Tyler’s speech at this moment. If they want to get into the ring next week, he has another job for them. William takes a few mops and buckets. After the way that they have treated Matt Striker and the entire roster, they will do whatever he wants. William says that the only thing that they are good enough to do tonight is clean the toilets at the Mohegan Sun. They can do it or they can risk appearing next week. William says that he does not have to book them again so it is entirely up to them.

Curt and Tyler take the mops and leave while William calls them sunshine.

Match Number Two: Yoshi Tatsu versus Johnny Curtis

Curtis with a kick and forearm to the back followed by a punch and Irish whip. Curtis runs into the corner and Yoshi with a kick and a chop from the turnbuckles. Curtis goes to the floor and Yoshi with a pescado onto Curtis.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Yoshi with a forearm and kick. Yoshi with a Japanese arm drag and hip toss followed by a drop kick and he gets a near fall. Curtis goes to the apron and Curtis drops the arm across the top rope. Curtis sends Yoshi shoulder first into the turnbuckles and then he slams the arm to the mat and then he applies a key lock.

Curtis with a head scissors as he continues with the key lock. Curtis sends Yoshi to the mat and then he drops a knee on the injured arm. Curtis with chips to Yoshi followed by a butterfly hammer lock suplex. Curtis drops a knee to the arm on the mat and he continues to wear down the shoulder.

Curtis with an arm bar. Yoshi with punches and kicks to Curtis. Curtis with kicks and a European uppercut followed by Irish whip but Curtis misses a charge into the corner. Yoshi with chops to Curtis followed by kicks.

Yoshi with a running knee into the corner followed by a rolling mare and a kick to the chest for a near fall. Yoshi sets for a round kick but Curtis ducks and he sends Yoshi into the turnbuckles and returns to the arm. Curtis with a chop and head butts. Curtis puts Yosh on top and chops him across the chest. Curtis sets for a superplex but Yoshi pushes Curtis to the mat. Yoshi goes for the spinning heel kick but Curtis moves out of the way.

Curtis with a kick and Falcon Arrow for the three count.

Winner: Johnny Curtis

Josh asks William about last week’s match between Tyson Kidd and Michael McGillicutty.

Michael is in the back with Matt Striker and Michael says that is why Tyson is a loser. Tyson wonders why Michael is still watching it. Tyson says that he wants a rematch. Michael says that there will not be a rematch. Tyson says that Michael did not finish him and he says that he will be waiting. Tyson attacks Michael and reminds him about the rematch. Tyson walks away and we go to commercial.

We are back and Johnny Curtis is rubbing himself with lotion. Maxine reminds Johnny that she hates him but she wants him to play along because Derrick Bateman is about to come into the locker room.

Maxine looks like she is kissing Johnny and Derrick enters wondering where Kaitlyn is and what Maxine did to keep Kaitlyn away. Johnny says that Maxine had nothing to do with Kaitlyn not being here tonight. He says that Kaitlyn came down with a case of gingivitis.

Maxine says that there is a mixed tag match next week. Derrick and Kaitlyn will face Maxine and Johnny.

Maxine and Johnny leave and Derrick figures that they are broken up again.

Tyler and Curt enter the room and they tell Derrick to leave because they are taking out the trash. Derrick tells Reks that they stink.

Percy Watson enters and calls them Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez. Watson says that he doesn’t want to make fun of them because everyone has a job to do. Percy tells them that they missed a spot and Hawkins tells Percy that he loved him on Family Matters.

Tyler says that he is done with this.

We go to the Raw Rebound.

Match Number Three: Jey Uso with Jimmy Uso versus Darren Young

Young goes for the legs before locking up. Young with a knee and forearm to the back instead of a clean break. Jey with chops and a knee to the chest. Jey with a spinning heel kick for a near fall. Jey with a slam and he gets a near fall. Young with a knee and side head lock followed by a shoulder tackle and a power slam.

Young with a back breaker for a near fall. Young with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Young with kicks to Jey followed by a forearm across the chest. Young has something to say to Jimmy before connecting with another forearm. Young slingshots Jey’s throat into the bottom rope and he gets a near fall. Young with a body scissors. Jey with punches but Young with a clothesline and he gets a near fall.

Young slaps Jey in the back of the head and he applies a chin lock. Jey with punches but Young with a knee and Irish whip but Jey with a European uppercut and running forearms followed by a savate kick and thrust to the throat. Jey with a spinning forearm and Young backs into the corner. Jey misses the running butt splash into the corner and Young gets the three count with a rollup.

Winner: Darren Young

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Titus O’Neil versus Percy Watson

Titus with a kick and punch but Watson with a leg lariat ad he kicks Titus in the corner followed by a punch. Watson with a forearm to the head but Titus with an Irish whip. Percy tries to float over but Titus with a kick to the midsection and then he barks. Titus with another kick.

Titus with shoulders in the corner and he tells the referee he has until five. Titus with a knee to the midsection and he gets a near fall. Titus with a back breaker after yelling at the fans and Titus gets a near fall. Titus with a kick and he chokes Percy in the ropes. Titus with an abdominal stretch.

Titus kicks Percy while taunting him. Titus with another kick and he gets a near fall. Titus with more near falls and he yells at the referee. Titus with a reverse chin lock. Percy with a jawbreaker to escape. Percy blocks a punch and then he hits a drop kick and flying clothesline. Percy with a butterfly slam and then he does the Showtime Splash and gets a near fall.

Percy misses a splash into the corner and Titus tries for Clash of the Titus and Watson with a drop kick. Watson hits Percycution for the three count.

Winner: Percy Watson

After the match, the clean up crew make their way to the ring and Tyler Reks attacks Watson while Hawkins sweeps the ring. Hawkins throws Watson out of the ring.

Hawkins tells Regal to continue their mess cleaned up. They are just getting started.

We go to credits.

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