OVW TV REPORT
By Trent Van Drisse on 2012-03-02 07:35:33
Here's the Ohio Valley Wrestling Television report for episode #654,
which was taped on February 29th, with an air date of March 3rd in Louisville.
But this episode is already available online at www.ovwrestling.com. This was
the "go home" show for the March 3rd Saturday Night Special. Dean Hill, Gilbert
Corsey and Kenny Bolin were the TV announcers for this episode. Ron Hed and
Brittany DeVore were the ring announcers.
I'm going to be scaling back
on the length and detail of these reports because my real life schedule has been
rough for awhile now, and it's just too time consuming for me to keep doing more
detailed reports. I enjoy doing them though, and hope people continue to enjoy
reading them. If you want all the details, go watch the episode!
This
show opened with Bolin Services 2.0 all in the locker room. Manager Prince Bolin
was in a complete panic, because if his team loses to Los Locos in a four on two
match tonight, he gets his head shaved.
Treiler Park Trash, the babyface
director of wrestling operations of OVW came to the ring. TPT said Jason Wayne
was injured last week, and would be out of action indefinitely. TPT said "Family
member" Rob Terry was suspended for today for purposely injuring Wayne last
week. Out to the ring came the heelish Talent Arbitrator of OVW, Josette Bynum,
accompanied by the rest of "The Family". Bynum wanted Johnny Spade to come out
and give them his tag team belt that his team lost last week, even though Spade
wasn't there. Bynum said it was "Family rules" even though Rob Terry is
suspended. Out came "Smooth" Johnny Spade, who reluctantly handed his tag belt
over. Bynum then called one legged Iraq war hero Michael Hayes, though nothing
of note happened after that. This Saturday "Family member", and OVW Heavyweight
champion, Rudy Switchblade defends against Spade. Michael Hayes faces "Family
member" Mohamad Ali Vaez with "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero as the special ref, but
don't ask me why. Tons of missed easy and logical storyline opportunities blew
right by OVW during this weak segment.
Brandon Espinosa was backstage
with his friend Chris talking to Sean Casey and Raphael Constantine, who had two
ladies with them. Casey and Constantine were trying to figure out the gender of
Chris. It's like the old "Pat" bit on Saturday Night Live many years ago.
1. Chris Silvio w/Mo Green, Mary, and The Midget beat Tony Gunn to retain
the OVW TV title
Tony Gunn, as always, had his beloved stuffed bear
Ralphie with him. Silvio's midget had a stick horse with him this week. The
Midget ended up grabbing Ralphie, which was more than enough of a distraction to
allow Silvio to hit Gunn with his "Rocket Punch" finisher and retain the TV
title
A commercial aired for Chris Silvio to defend the OVW TV title
against Shiloh Jonze was the March 10th house show in Clarksville, Indiana. This
commercial included promos and house show footage from the last meeting these
two had there.
A "Loomisvision" video aired for the Sean Casey and
Raphael Constantine tag team.
Next was supposed to be Dylan Bostic vs
Chase King, but instead Adam Revolver came out and was again openly hitting on
ring announcer Brittany DeVore, who was again rebuking his lewd advances.
Revolver forced himself on DeVore with a kiss, but DeVore's real life boyfriend,
Ted McNaler, ran out and attacked Revolver, which ended up in a pull apart.
McNaler took the mic and said it would be him vs Revolver this Saturday in a
"Brother vs Brother" match.
Paredyse was shown skipping happily
backstage.
Prince Bolin was backstage, more confident now, giving his
troops a pep talk to be on top of their game tonight. Bolin though again gave
Mickey the personal assistant some verbal abuse. BS 2.0 Member James "Moose"
Thomas again defended Mickey. Hummm...
2. Brandon Espinosa w/Chris beat
Elvis Pridemore
Espinosa beat Pridemore with his Cobra Clutch into a
face plant finisher. After the match Espinosa tried to smear lipstick on
Pridemore's face, but Paredyse made the save. Paredyse then produced the dress
that Espinisa has been putting on his beaten opponents lately, and put it on
Espinisa. Paredyse said he will face Espinosa in a "Dress on a pole" match this
Saturday.
Johnny Spade and Michael Hayes were backstage giving each
other pep talks for the big matches this Saturday.
3. Los Locos(Anarquia
& Raul Lamotta) beat James "Moose" Thomas, Rocco Bellagio, Joe Coleman, and Jack
Black w/Prince Bolin & Mickey in a four on two handicap match
TV main
event time. The stips for this was were set up last week. BS 2.0 vs Los Locos
four on two, but if BS 2.0 loses, manager Prince Bolin gets his head shaved.
This match went on awhile with both Lamotta and Anarquia taking the heat. In the
end though Joe Coleman got caught in a Moose Thomas and Jack Black "Here's the
beef" sandwich after a BS 2.0 miscue. Lamotta then pinned Coleman with a jumping
DDT to win it. The finish got a big pop.
Trailer Park Trash ordered
everyone in BS 2.0 except Prince Bolin to leave. Kenny Bolin was begging for the
head shaving of his son not to happen. But happen it did, in mid ring, and the
clippers they used were sharp and effective. Prince Bolin had a big and thick
head of black hair, but it came off quickly. Lamotta gave The Prince a jumping
DDT for good measure after the head shaving was over.
Well, I didn't
expect Prince Bolin to actually get his head shaved going into this episode, but
OVW really delivered big on that stip this show. Overall though, just an "OK"
show again, which is a trend OVW has been in for too long now it seems. It's
like they have some decent storylines going on, but then drop the ball in
certain key areas with them, when it's such as easy ball not to drop. In other
areas, their attention to detail is very good. Sort of odd. Send any feedback to
tvd65@hotmail.com
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