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We are live from Omaha, Nebraska and your announcers are Michael ‘High-Low’ Cole and Jerry ‘The Decision’ Lawler.
R Truth is at the merchandise stand and he is throwing John Cena merchandise all over the place and it forces us into some technical difficulties.
Truth looks at the other merchandise and he is probably wondering where he is on the merchandise because we can’t hear what he is saying. Truth eventually destroys a merchandise stand. He goes to a concession stand and he destroys that too.
Truth can’t avoid photos of John Cena and he storms off.
Truth makes his way into the seating area.
Cole calls Truth delusional and Lawler blames Truth for the technical problems.
Truth sees some more John Cena t-shirts and he is going into a rage. Truth yells at a child in a John Cena t-shirt and then he tells a fan wearing a Cena hat and t-shirt to get out of his face.
Truth points out that we have a row of fans in Cena gear. Truth finds a Little Jimmy who came to the show with his dad. Truth asks Jimmy’s dad what his son’s name is and wonders if it is Little Jimmy. Cena says that his eyes have deceived him. Big Jimmy has on a John Cena t-shirt too. Truth asks Big Jimmy if he thinks that Cena is better than him. He wants Big Jimmy to says something and Big Jimmy says ‘What’s Up’.
Truth says that it isn’t about ‘What’s Up’ no more. It ain’t about none of you people either. Truth tells everyone to stop booing him and they should be booing themselves. Truth says that everyone is against him and conspiring against him. The adults, the kids, the grandmamas, and the Little Jimmys. Truth says that he can’t stand the Little Jimmys and they make him sick.
John Cena’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring.
Cena says that after a few weeks, we finally get it. The man is trying to keep Truth down and everyone hates R Truth and everyone is named Jimmy. Cena says that is a fantasy world. He says that Truth is off the deep end. Cena wants to know what is wrong with Truth.
Truth says that it is everyone whose fault it is. It is also Cena’s fault. The people, Cena, and Little Jimmy have been conspiring to keep him down. Ever since he stopped rapping and dancing, nobody likes him any more.
The fans chant for Cena and then John says that the people are not Jimmys. They are the greatest fans in the world. They agree with Cena that Truth should be in a freaking straitjacket. Cena does not know why Truth feels the way that he does. If Truth wants a match, he says that he has no problem knocking some sense into him.
Truth says that is what he wants. Now the Little Jimmys gets to see him beat John Cena down.
The General Messenger makes his presence known. Michael Cole reads the e-mail. Make the match official. The main event is R Truth versus John Cena. There are no Little Jimmys allowed at ringside. Truth tells Cena that he is gonna get got.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see the WWE staff out back at the arena playing around the plastic pool.
Match Number One: Kofi Kingston versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero in a Non-Title Match
They lock up and Kofi goes for the leg and he takes Kofi to the mat. Dolph with a waist lock on Kofi but Kofi with a standing switch and take down. Ziggler with a near fall and then he punches Kofi. Ziggler with a side head lock but Kofi with a top wrist lock into a side head lock and take down.
Kofi gets a near fall followed by a front face lock. Ziggler with a kick to the midsection and a forearm to the back of the neck. Ziggler with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Ziggler with a kick to Kofi followed by a punch.
Kofi kicks Dolph but Kofi lands on his feet when Dolph tries to get him out of the corner. Kofi with an Irish whip and a monkey flip. Kofi leaps into the corner but Ziggler knocks Kofi to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Ziggler with an arm bar and chin lock on Kofi. Ziggler with a punch to Kofi followed by the vintage leaping elbow drops and he gets a near fall. Ziggler with a side head lock. Kofi with punches and a kick but Ziggler with an Irish whip and he misses a splash into the corner. Kofi with chops to Ziggler followed by a drop kick. Ziggler avoids the Superman punch. Kofi with a kick and he hits the Superman punch and it is time for the Boom drop and he hits it.
Kofi sets for Trouble in Paradise and he misses it. Ziggler puts Kofi in the sleeper but Kofi escapes. Ziggler runs into the corner and he is met with the pendulum kick. Kofi goes up top but he misses the cross body. Ziggler with a Fameasser for a near fall.
Ziggler tries for a gutbuster but Kofi with an inside cradle for a near fall. Kofi tries for the SOS but Ziggler holds on to the ropes. Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Will we see Alex Riley apologize to the Miz tonight? If Michael Cole has his way, he will.
We are back and it is time to hear from Ricardo Rodriguez and he introduces Alberto Del Rio, who is not dressed to wrestle. Apparently Brodus Clay could not get the lackey waiver that Alex Riley had and he is not in the back of Del Rio’s car.
Del Rio tells us who he is . . . but we already knew that. He says that we already know what happened last week with the Big Show. We go to the same video package that was shown on every WWE show last week, but we got a spot shadow on Ricardo Rodriguez running from the car.
Alberto says that it was an accident. Alberto wants Ricardo to tell them what happened. Ricardo tells everyone what happened, but he says it in Spanish. Alberto says that a lot of people make the same mistake, just like the Big Show. He blames Big Show for everything.
He says that bad things happen to bad people. Alberto says that he is a nice guy, but business is business. That is why Big Show owes him money for damaging his car, and Ricardo will send him the bill. Alberto tells Big Show to get well soon and then he does the Del Rio wink.
We see Eve and Kelly Kelly in the back and we go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Brie Bella and Nikki Bella versus Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres
Eve and Brie start things off and they lock up. Eve with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Eve flips over Brie and then takes her down with an arm drag. Eve with a sunset flip for a near fall. Eve with a modified Anaconda Vice and Kelly distracted the referee to allow Nikki to interfere. They make a series of quick tags as they work on Eve. They double team Eve and get a near fall. Nikki chokes Eve and then Brie kicks her in the head.
Brie tags back in and she puts Eve in a front face lock. Eve with a release Northern Lights suplex and then Kelly tags in and she hits her vintage Thesz Press and then she spanks Brie. Kelly with a head scissors as she loses her belt and Kelly with a Stinkface and bulldog. Nikki breaks up the cover and Eve with a drop kick to Nikki. Kelly hits the K2 on Brie for the three count.
Winners: Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres
We go to commercial.
We are back and Michael Cole is in the ring and he says that the most must see WWE Champion of all time was justified in firing his protégé. Cole does not know why the Raw General Manager rehired Alex Riley. We go back to last week and see the footage.
Alex Riley comes to the ring. Cole says never before in the history of the WWE has there been an act of treachery or backstabbing. Cole wants to know how Riley could have done that.
Cole tells Riley that Miz was like a father to him. Miz protected Riley. The Miz nurtured him and took him under his wing. Miz would eventually let Riley fly. Then Riley unmercifully attacked his mentor. Cole tells Riley that there are impressionable young men and women watching all over the world. How were those people emotionally affected by what he did to the Miz?
How was the Miz emotionally affected by what Riley did? Cole points out that Miz is a friend of his. Miz was hurt by this. Miz was emotionally scarred by what Alex did. Cole tells Riley that Miz thought of Riley as a brother and a confidant.
Cole says that he has one question for Alex Riley: How can he justify his actions from last week.
Alex says that he never felt better than he did last week.
Cole tells Riley that he should get down on his knees and beg Miz for forgiveness. He says that Riley has no idea what the Miz is capable of.
Riley tells Cole to shut up and he tells Cole that he has a big mouth, just like the Miz. He says that Cole is arrogant, just like the Miz. He says that Cole is getting annoying, just like the Miz.
Cole tells Riley that he is none of those things, and neither is the Miz. Cole tells Riley that he is a bastard.
Riley grabs Cole and then he sends Cole to the mat. Riley reminds Cole what he said about Riley.
Miz comes to the ring and he attacks Riley from behind. Miz with a boot to the head and then he kicks Riley. Miz punches Riley and then he kicks Riley in the head. Riley with a spear and he punches Miz. Riley chases Miz up the ramp and he catches up to him. Riley sends Miz into the ringside barrier and into the ring bell pit. Riley throws Miz across the announce table but Miz is able to escape into the crowd.
We go to commercial.
We are back with footage from last week’s main event when Bret Hart helped Rey and Cena beat CM Punk and R Truth.
Match Number Three: CM Punk with Mason ‘Not-tista’ Ryan versus Rey Mysterio
Punk has something to say to Rey before they lock up. Punk with kicks and forearms followed by kicks and knees in the corner. Punk chokes Rey before the referee warns him. Rey with a kick to Punk followed by a head scissors. Rey punches Punk in the corner but Punk sends him to the mat. Punk with a knee and he throws Rey under the bottom rope. Rey with a shoulder and punches to Punk from the apron. Mason Ryan sends Rey into the ring post and Rey goes to the mat.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Punk has Rey on his back but Rey with an arm drag. Rey with a kick to the leg. Rey tries for a float over but Punk catches him and Punk hits a back breaker for a near fall. Punk with a figure four head scissors on Rey. Punk with elbows to Rey’s head and he gets a near fall. Punk returns to the head scissors and he blows a kiss to a fan in the crowd.
Punk gets a near fall and then Rey kicks Punk in the head and leg. Punk with a kick of his own and he tries to suplex Rey but Rey lands on his feet. Rey kicks Punk into the ropes and Punk falls into the ropes. Punk goes to the floor and Rey with a suicide dive that sends Punk over the announce table, but Rey has trouble getting up.
Rey sends Punk back into the ring and Rey looks over his shoulder at Ryan. Rey goes up top for the seated splash followed by the springboard cross body for a near fall. Punk sends Rey into the corner but Rey with a kick. Rey with a victory roll and bridge for a near fall. Punk with a back breaker for a near fall.
Punk gets Rey up for the Go To Sleep but Rey counters with a rana and Rey sets for the 619. Rey takes care of Ryan instead with a drop kick. Punk gets Rey on his shoulders again but Rey escapes. Punk with a kick to the head and he gets the three count.
Winner: CM Punk
It is time to talk about the season finale of Tough Enough and Steve Austin was on the Jimmy Fallon show last week.
We are back with the Slam of the Week: Kharma’s reign of terror on the Divas and then her emotional breakdown last week.
Kharma is in the ring and she says that ever since she was a kid, she had two dreams. The first was to become a WWE Superstar. Everyone said that her standing in the ring in front of everyone was impossible. She says that she tried out for Season Two of Tough Enough. Jim Ross told her that she was too fat to ever be a WWE Diva. Kharma took those words and went to Japan where she rubbed the floors of wrestling dojos in exchange for training to become a wrestler. She then went to every promotion until her dream came true. Then WWE made her feel welcome.
Kharma says that her other dream is to be a mother. Kharma says that she is with child. Because it is a high risk pregnancy, she cannot do anything physical to harm her child. She thanks everyone for letting her share her dream.
The Bellas come out and Nikki wants to know if she was hearing things right that she was pregnant. Brie says that she thought Kharma was just fat. Nikki says that Kharma should be proud that she hooked up with someone. Brie asks Kharma if she is worried that she can’t beat them up.
Kharma moves at the Bellas and they scatter. She says that when she comes back next year, she hopes that they are still here because she has a new dream.
It is time for another Barack Obama dream sequence. At least it is a new one.
We go to commercial.
We are back with more barbecue festivities from Omaha for the WWE road crew.
We see highlights from last week’s match between Jack Swagger and Evan Bourne and what Bourne did after the match.
Match Number Four: Jack Swagger versus Evan Bourne
Swagger with a boot to the chest and then he sends Bourne to the mat with more boots to the chest. Swagger chokes Bourne. Bourne blocks a belly-to-back suplex but Swagger with forearms. Swagger tries for a belly-to-back suplex but they are too close to the ropes and they go to the floor. Swagger sends Bourne into the ring apron.
They return to the ring and Swagger with a clothesline for a near fall. Swagger does push ups on Bourne’s back and then he puts Bourne in a chin lock and he twists Bourne like a pretzel. Swagger with more boots to Bourne and he chokes him some more. Swagger slaps Bourne in the head a few times. Bourne with kicks to Swagger but Swagger blocks Bourne and hits a side slam.
Swagger slaps Bourne in the head. Bourne with a rollup for a three count when he blocks a German suplex attempt.
Winner: Evan Bourne
R Truth is walking in the back and he says that people call him nuts. He happens to be walking past a truck with his photo on the side.
John Cena is walking through another part of the building and he stops next to Zack Ryder with a replica belt. They fist bump and Cena walks away.
Match Number Five: R Truth versus John Cena in a Non Title Match
They lock up and Truth with a side head lock but Cena with a snap mare and Truth goes to the floor. Truth takes his time to get back into the ring and Truth kicks Cena and he connects with an elbow to the head. Truth with kicks in the corner and the referee warns Truth. Cena with an Irish whip and bulldog. Truth goes to the floor again and a fan points out that Zack Ryder has a t-shirt and Truth doesn’t.
Truth gets back into the ring and Cena blocks a kick and he hits a clothesline. Cena with a Blue Thunder Bomb and it is time for the five knuckle shuffle and Truth goes to the floor again.
Truth argues with some more fans at ringside. Cena gets Truth up for the Attitude Adjustment but the momentum sends Truth over the top rope to the floor. Truth goes into the crowd to talk to Little Jimmy and Big Jimmy from earlier in the show.
Cena goes after Truth in the crowd and Cena punches Truth. Truth punches Cena as he climbs over the ringside barrier and R Truth returns to the ring before the referee makes his ten count, but Cena is unable to return to the ring.
Winner: R Truth by count out
After the match, Truth goes over to Little Jimmy and Big Jimmy. Truth takes Little Jimmy’s drink and after taking a sip, he throws it in Big Jimmy’s face.
Cena goes over to Big Jimmy and wipes the soda off of Big Jimmy. Cena checks on Little Jimmy as we go to credits.
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