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WRESTLICIOUS TELEVISION REPORT: BATTLE ROYAL AND MORE

By Richard Trionfo on 2010-04-07 23:27:00
We start off with the official announcement of the name of the Battle Royal and it will be the Hoedown Throwdown.

Jimmy Hart is joined by Brooke Lynn and they talk about the Battle Royal. Brooke says that she is going to win and she says that she can win in a New York Minute. Brooke tells Jimmy to put her crown on ice. Jimmy says that if it is on ice, it would shrink her swelled head.

The final entrants in the battle royal are White Magic, Hope, Alexandra the Great, Maria Toro, and Amber Lively.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a Country Quickie from Cassie and Tyler. They have a few ‘You Might Be a Downhome Rassler.

Time now for Are you Smarter than a Male Wrestler. Your host is Jimmy Hart, and Greg Valentine and Lil’ Slamm are the contestants. The question was the name of the rapper who performed ‘Can’t Touch This’. Greg missed the answer while Slamm got it right.

We look back at Kandi Kisses’ in ring performance when it was discovered that she was lip synching.

Match Number One Kandi Kisses with the Gum Drops versus Lil’ Slamm

Kandi slips on the turnbuckles and then Slamm goes to get the crowd to cheer for her but Kandi attacks her from behind. Slamm with a shoulder tackle and clothesline followed by a cross body for a near fall. Kandi with forearms to the back and then chokes her in the ropes. Kandi with a splash into the back and then sends Slamm into the turnbuckles. Kandi with a chop followed by kicks to the midsection. Kandi misses a charge into the corner and Slamm with a near fall after a sunset flip. Kandi with a snap mare and kick to the back followed by another snap mare and kick. Kandi with a third snap mare followed by a drop kick to the back for a near fall. Kandi with a back breaker followed by a surfboard. Kandi with a rear chin lock but Slamm with a stunner and clotheslines. Slamm with a bulldog for a near fall. Kandi with a spear but she can only get a two count. Kandi argues with the referee and that allows Slamm to recover. Kandi misses an enzuigiri and then Slamm with a kick and X Factor for the three count.
Winner: Lil’ Slamm

It is time for Wrestlicious Heroines featuring Lil’ Slamm and Kandi Kisses and the Gum Drops.

Now we go to the Takedown Spotlight and it is Amber Lively. Time for some posing in the surf.

We go to commercial.

We are back with The Young and the Wrestlers. We how the trainees were chosen and then we see their adventures with Bootcamp Bailey. We get to see the rations that they are given and it is bread and water.

We see a Wrestlicious Wrewind of last week’s match.

Shauna Na and the Be Bops are in the malt shop.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Hoedown Throwdown featuring Faith, Hope, Marley, Maria Toro, Paige Webb, Toni the Top, Charlotte the Southern Belle, Brooke Lynn, Lacey Von Erich, Felony, Alexandra the Great, Autumn Frost, Glory, Draculetta, Tyler Texas, Sierra Sheraton, Amber Lively, Kickstart Katie, Maui, and White Magic

Tyler gets eliminated as the bell rings because she is distracted by Maria Toro. There is a lot of punching, kicking, and choking. Charlotte is eliminated by Brook Lynn. White Magic is eliminated by Marley but Marley is eliminated by Hope and Faith. Draculetta and Amber Lively are thrown over the top rope to the floor. Hope and Faith are targeted and eliminated by everyone left in the match. Lacey Von Erich leaps over the top rope after being barely pushed. Sheraton and Autumn are eliminated. Webb is sent to the floor by Toni when she tries for a monkey flip. Maui is sent to the apron and is eliminated. Katie is eliminated and then Alexandra and Brook are eliminated. Glory is Irish whipped but she kicks Toni away. Glory eliminates Toni with a head scissors. We have our final two and it will be Glory and Felony who will meet some time in the future.

Winners: Felony and Glory

After the match, the referees have to separate Felony and Glory as we go to credits.