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THE DEBUT WRESTLICIOUS: TAKEDOWN TV REPORT: IT'S WRESTLICIOUS BABY!

By Jon Hewett on 2010-03-02 01:52:01
Wrestlicious: Takedown Debut Episode Report

Wrestlicious: Takedown begins on MavTV by airing the promotional video that made its way through YouTube last year which gave a brief bio of each of the talents. You might remember seeing the video here on PWInsider.com. Plus a coordinated dance routine from the referees of Takedown.

After the opening video and commercial break, we're reminded that Wrestlicious: Takedown is sponsored by the Horny Goat Brewing Company. Ta-a-a-a-p That. Wow. Opening segment involves the producer Johnny C. dropping into the ladies' locker room to which they scatter but he is bumped into Kandi Kisses. She lets him listen to her pop song track which sounds like "We dropkick you right from the start." He tells her she'll sell millions. She says millions of CDs? No... earplugs. And get get a canned laugh track. Later in the show, there will be hot 3 on 3 action as Tyler Texas, Cousin Cassie and Charlotte take on Felony, Maria Toro and Bandita.

Johnny C. is in the ring to introduce Kandi Kisses and her back up dancers. Kandi performs her single "Dropkicked You Right From the Start." Dear God, keep Les Thatcher and Jim Cornette away from this. The crowd turns on her as it's clear she's lip-syncing. Back to commercial!

A 20 Girl Over The Top Challenge with the final two girls remaining to face off for the Takedown Title is announced. Brooke Lynn, Sierra Sheraton and Lacey Von Erich are the first three girls advertised.

This week in the Takedown Spotlight... Autumn Frost. In quotes they have "Stone Cold Stunner." I'm sure Jeremy McDivitt loves some Powerball money! Basically a video of Autumn on the beach in a bikini.

Match Number One - Toni the Top"The Goddaughter" Allegro vs. Maui "The Island Princess"

Toni the Top works heel with an Italian gangster gimmick while Maui is the naive babyface from the Pacific. Maui hulas with the referee before the opening bell. Toni the Top plays up the crowd. On the first lockup, Toni takes Maui to the corner for a beat down. Toni brings Maui out to the center of the ring and hits a Michinoku-like Driver and gets the pinfall.

Your Winner via Pinfall - Toni the Top!

We're back with Cousin Cassie in the doctor's office worried that she may need glasses. But the doctor doesn't believe in them. You don't believe in glasses? No, I drink straight out of the bottle! This is theater at its finest!

Following that segment is Bandita's Cantina. A surly customer calls for a waitress and Bandita answers. He asks her if they have a roach problem. She says no... the rats ate them all! And exits singing La Cucaracha.

The announcer informs us that a catfight has broken down over the name of the Battle Royal to crown the Takedown Champion. Felony demands Hard Justice! TNA might have something to say to that. Cousin Cassie wants a Hoedown Throwdown. And Bandita would like Viente Chica Eliminacion! So she just wants to name it... 20 Girl Elimination! Vote at Wreslicious.com!

Match Number Two - Maria Toro "The Bullfighter," Bandita "Tijuana's Finest," and Felony "On Work Release" vs. Tyler Texas "The Rowdy Cowgirl," Cousin Cassie "Downhome Honey," and Charlotte "The Southern Belle"

Cousin Cassie and Bandita start off with a lockup. Bandita takes over with a knee to the gut. Cassie with a couple snapmares. Bandita rolls outside to regroup with her teammates. Another lockup followed by axehandles by Bandita. Cassie ducks a clothesline then hits one of her own to take back over. Corner to corner they go, Bandita with a hip toss only to follow with a double clothesline that takes out both girls. After such a barnstormer of activity, both girls are down in desperate need of a tag.

Bandita tags in Felony while Cassie tags in Tyler Texas. Felony cuts off Tyler with a kick to the gut. A quick beatdown by Felony but Tyler fires back with a couple of arm drags followed by front dropkick. Tyler gets a two count. Tyler's whipped into the ropes where Maria yanks her hair for the upper hand. This allows a 3 on 1 assault on Tyler. Felony applies a side neck vice on Tyler. Felony with a two count after some punches. Maria Toro tags in and hits a nasty clothesline. Maria plays innocent to the ref while choking Tyler with her knee. Felony tags back in and some double team offense with Maria in a double drop toe hold and elbows. Felony grinds Tyler down with a necktie choke into a surfboard then floats into a camel clutch.

Toro's back in with punches to Tyler but Cassie and Charlotte try to help Tyler which distracts the ref yet again to allow Bandita and Felony to attack Tyler. Tyler snaps Toro to the mat and looks for a tag. Felony is tagged in first and Charlotte gets the hot tag. Charlotte sets up for her signature move but Maria Toro grabs her in a brainbuster while Bandita distracts the referee with a motorboat. Yes. I said it. Felony gets the three count... like two feet away from the face corner.

Your Winners via Pinfall - Felony, Maria Toro and Bandita!

So ends the first episode of Wrestlicious: Takedown.

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