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Kofi says it is a very special time of year. This is the official one year anniversary of the New Day. Xavier says they are turning one. Big E says Yippee Kay Yay . . . and he is stopped before he goes full McClane.
Kofi says the New Day is being forced to spend its one year anniversary in the capital of . . . .
Big E cannot even say it.
Woods says they are being forced to celebrate their anniversary in the capital of . . . COUNTRY MUSIC?
Kofi says that is terrible and awful. They are all about the power of positivity, but when it comes to country music, Country music sucks. They agree it is the worst. Kofi says they all talk about losing their girlfriend (Xavier with a trombone noise). Big E sings about a pick up truck dying (and Xavier with the musical accompaniment). Kofi sings about losing his dog (and Xavier plays along). Big E goes on a rant about songs about tractors.
Kofi says if there is one thing you have learned about the New Day over the last year, the power of positivity is your friend. They say that is a message.
Xavier says that is why the New Day wants to show everyone what country music should sound like.
Woods sings Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be . . . BOOTY.
Big E says that is enough country music to last a lifetime. Kofi says this is him saying this, not his character, country music suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Xavier says it is time to get down to business. They are so impressed with the Authority’s Power of Opportunity, they should provide an opportunity of their own. They are going to provide an opportunity for their WWE Tag Team Championships.
That is because . . . NEW DAY ROCKS
The Lucha Dragons come to the stage.
Kalisto comes out and he says he does not think The New Day Rocks. It is more like New Day Runs. If you are serious about the Open Tag Team Challenge, they are serious in taking that challenge.
Sin Cara wishes them a Happy Anniversary.
They stand off in the ring and they have some words but the New Day back up and before they can leave the ring, the Usos’ music plays.
Big E, Kofi, and Xavier tell Jimmy and Jey to sit and back off. They have no business accepting the challenge. That was a metaphor challenge. Kofi says you are not ready.
Jimmy says they are ready.
Sin Cara says they were out here first and the more the better. How about making this a Triple Threat Match.
Kofi says this will not be a Triple Threat Match.
Big E says that you have ruined their Jamboree. Xavier says this was supposed to be a celebration. Big E says this was supposed to be about them and you made it about you. Kofi tells them Shame.
Xavier says guess who gets the opportunity at their tag team titles now . . . NOBODY. That is because this open challenge has officially been cancelled.
Jimmy punches Woods while the Usos go after Woods and the Lucha Dragons take care of Big E with an alley oop drop kick. The Usos with a double super kick. Woods is sent into a double super kick.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Renee Young is in the interview area with Charlotte. Renee brings up what Paige said about Charlotte being a cheater. Charlotte says that she always has and always will respect Paige as a competitor. She knows that it is not over with her and Paige. She can moan and cry and politick all she wants but she will be facing her tonight.
Match Number Three: Mark Henry versus Neville
Neville with a kick to the leg as Henry tries to corner Neville. Neville avoids Henry and kicks him again. Neville is backed into the corner and Henry sends Neville into the corner and Henry with head butts. Henry shakes his head and he picks up Neville. Neville with forearms and Henry puts Neville back into the corner.
Henry biels Neville across the ring and Neville goes to the floor. Henry appears to be distraught over something while Neville goes up top and Henry catches Neville and Neville escapes the World’s Strongest Slam attempt. Neville moves when Henry goes for a splash into the corner. Neville with a round kick to the head and Henry goes down as we see Miz staring towards a monitor in the back.
Neville with the Red Arrow for the three count.
Winner: Neville
After the match, Neville celebrates his win and Henry stands at the bottom of the ramp. He offers his hand to Neville and they shake hands. Mark says he respects Neville and he will be good.
Stardust mentions Cesaro and then he talks about Goldust. He is like atoms whizzing by. Titus walks into the promo area and he says that Stardust has a nice place. Titus talks about all of the stars and how he liked science. Titus points out Aries and Titanium. Titus says it is the big gator head and then he barks at Stardust and he walks away.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Four: Stardust, Konnor, and Viktor versus Goldust, Titus O’Neil, and Darren Young
Stardust and Goldust start things off and Konnor is tagged in before anything physical happens. Viktor wants to start off so we have had all three men in before doing anything. They lock up and Viktor with a punch and chop. Stardust with a kick and an uppercut. Stardust with an arm drag into a wrist lock and Young tags in and hits a double sledge from the turnbuckles. Young with a seated splash for a near fall.
Titus tags in and Titus with a gourdbuster of Young onto Viktor and then Titus looks at Stardust. Titus with a chop to Viktor. Titus with a chop and Darren tags in. Titus with an elbow and Darren with an Irish whip but Viktor with an elbow and Stardust tags in.
Young with an overhead belly-to-belly throw but Stardust with a knee and forearm. Young with a discus elbow and Viktor makes the tag but Young knocks Viktor off the apron. Viktor with a boot and he gets a near fall. Konnor tags in and Viktor catapults Young into Konnor for a spinebuster and Viktor with a fist drop and Konnor gets a near fall.
Konnor with an elbow drop to Young for a near fall. Konnor with a rear chin lock. Konnor runs Young into the corner and Stardust tags in. Stardust punches Young and chokes him in the ropes. Young goes to the floor and Stardust follows. Stardust punches Young and they go back into the ring. Stardust with a kick and boot to the head. Stardust stomps on Young’s hand. Stardust chokes Young in the corner.
Young fights out of the corner but Stardust sends him back into the corner. Young with a boot to Stardust when he charges into the corner. Titus and Konnor tag in and Titus with shoulder tackles and he knocks Viktor off the apron. Titus with a shoulder tackle to Konnor followed by a boot. Goldust takes care of Stardust and then Young with a belly-to-back suplex to Viktor on the apron. Titus catches Konnor off the turnbuckles and hits Clash of the Titus for the three count.
Winners: Goldust, Titus O’Neil, and Darren Young
We are back and Alberto Del Rio makes his way to the ring with Zeb Colter.
Zeb says before he gets started he wants to make one thing perfectly clear. Just because Alberto was unsuccessful in his attempt to be MexAmerican Champion, MexAmerica is not a failure. Many countries suffer ups and downs. They are called growing pains.
Zeb says America is in trouble. When they came up with MexAmerica, they gave everyone the chance to leave a titanic of a nation and go to a country worth fighting for. What did you do? You went to the social media and you complained. You became a bunch of haters.
Alberto speaks in Spanish and Zeb says they tried to teach you the basic human values. Humility, tolerance and many things you don’t have. You were not listening then and you are not listening now. The charity of helping is done.
Alberto says the hell with all of you people. Alberto says the borders of MexAmerica are closed forever.
Zeb talks about the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. Zeb says he does not see a lot of brave faces.
Jack Swagger’s music plays and he makes his way to the stage.
Jack says he cannot believe what he is hearing. You used to stand with your hand across your heart and it meant something. He looked up to that. These people looked up to that. Now you turn your back on this country. You turned your back on these people and Jack calls Zeb old and bitter.
Alberto tells Jack you don’t speak to him like that and he calls Jack stupid.
Jack says that he vowed to protect this country from enemies foreign and domestic. If you don’t like what he has to say, do something about this.
Swagger goes to the ring and Del Rio enters as well.
Del Rio holds the title belt and backs away from Swagger.
As Zeb and Alberto go to the back, Jack has everyone get up and say “We the Peopleâ€.
We go to commercial.
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