The show starts off with Triple H making his way to the ring to make a major announcement.
Hunter says that he was walking around backstage and no one wants to look at him in the eye. They are scattering around on eggshells as if he is going to blow a gasket over what happened last night. Over the fact that the WWE Title did not come back to the Authority and stayed on John Cena.
Hunter says that he is mad. He is very mad. He is madder than he has been in a long time. However, he has options. Hunter says that he is going to . . .
Tweet his displeasure. He is going to go on social media to complain about it. He might even send an Instagram or a Vine. Hunter says that he is going to threaten if he doesn’t get what he wants, he is going to riot. If that doesn’t work, him and his friend Mark are going to stop watching.
Hunter says that he could fire everyone in the back. He will fire the crowd too and throw them out in the weather. That will solve his problems.
Or, he can just relax, knowing that sooner or later, he always wins. If he has to wait four more weeks until SummerSlam to win, then so be it. Like a true genius once said, at SummerSlam he can Guarandamntee that John Cena will not be the WWE Champion.
The question is WHO?
Who number one, Randy Orton makes his way to the ring and he wants to know if we are really talking about this. He wants his one on one rematch. The rematches is what he is owed. He guarantees if he is in a one-on-one match at SummerSlam, he will beat John Cena.
Hunter says that he appreciates that confidence and while Randy makes a compelling argument about why he should get the match, he is the front runner.
Hunter says that everyone will get a chance to convince him. Hunter says that he wants someone to impress him. He wants someone to go the extra mile to show him. He wants someone to show him that they want it more than anything in life. They want to be WWE Champion.
Orton says that if Kane had done his duty and done his job, Randy says that he would be standing here with these titles around his waist.
Kane’s name is mentioned so ‘Who Number Two’ makes his way to the ring. Kane says that he hopes that he is being considered to face John Cena. Kane says that he knows that he can beat John Cena. He knows that he can be the one to bring the title back to the Authority. So long as he is not acting as Randy Orton’s protector. He is tired of babysitting.
Hunter has to separate Kane and Orton while ‘Who Number Three’ makes his way through the crowd.
Roman says that if you are going to have a conversation about the WWE Championship, he thinks his name should be in it. Last time he checked, no one wants to see John Cena versus Kane. Nobody want to see Randy Orton versus John Cena again. It sounds like everybody wants to see John Cena versus Roman Reigns. BELIEVE THAT.
Orton takes care of Kane with a Superman Punch and Orton slides out of the ring.
Hunter says that he believes that Roman Reigns is going to have a match. He believes that Roman Reigns is going to face Kane . . . and Randy Orton. He believes that this match is going to take place right now.
Match Number One: Kane and Randy Orton versus Roman Reigns
Orton starts off and they lock up. Orton with a kick and head butt. Reigns with a head butt of his own followed by punches in the corner. Reigns with an uppercut to Orton but Orton sends Kane to the mat. Kane tags in and Reigns gets away from Orton to prevent a double team attack.
They lock up and Kane tries to back Reigns into the corner. Kane with a knee and forearm. Reigns with a Samoan drop for a near fall. Orton tags in and Reigns with punches but Orton with a knee to the midsection followed by the Garvin Stomp. Kane tags in and he hits a drop kick on Reigns and he gets a near fall.
Kane with an uppercut and double sledge to the back. Kane with head butts to Reigns followed by a snap mare and nerve hold. Reigns with punches but Kane with a knee and he tries for a suplex but Reigns blocks it and Reigns with a suplex for a near fall. Reigns with head butts but Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline into the corner. Kane with another Irish whip but he runs into a boot.
Reigns with a flying clothesline out of the corner and he gets a near fall. Reigns with an uppercut but Kane sends Reigns through the ropes to the floor. Kane follows but Reigns Irish whips Kane into the ring steps.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Orton with a side head lock but Reigns with punches. Orton with a back elbow and then he stomps on Reigns’ midsection as he does a modified Garvin Stomp and he gets a near fall. Kane tags in and he kicks Reigns. Kane with a back elbow and he gets a near fall. Orton tags back in and he stomps on Reigns’ leg. Orton with a drop kick for a near fall.
Orton with a reverse chin lock. Reigns with punches and a head butt. Reigns with a Samoan drop and both men are down. Kane tags in and Reigns with a flying clothesline and splash into the corner. Reigns with an uppercut and clothesline in the corner. Reigns with another uppercut and he hits the Juggernaut drop kick. Reigns sets for the Superman Punch and he punches Orton and knocks him off the apron. Reigns with a punch and Kane with a boot to Reigns.
Kane wants Orton to tag in, but Orton refuses and he tells Kane that he should have been there yesterday. Kane grabs Orton by the throat and Reigns with a Superman punch and spear for the three count as Orton leaves the ring and walks towards the back.
Winner: Roman Reigns
After the match, Orton gets on the apron but he thinks that it is better to fight another day.
Stephanie gives her team of Divas superstars a pep talk for them to annihilate Nikki Bella and send Brie a message.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Brie is sitting in the front row.
Stephanie McMahon comes out and she says that the quitter Brie Bella is here. Stephanie says that Nikki did a good job feigning surprise. Brie has gone from being a world famous diva to just another face in the crowd. It is fitting. Why is Brie in this position? Because she abandoned her sister for her husband, Daniel Bryan, the B+ Player. Daniel Bryan was stripped of the WWE Championship and has been on the shelf ever since. Stephanie says that was a smart move. Now she gets to see her sister get demolished by four people. It is all because of her.
Brie calls Stephanie a bitch.
Stephanie gets security to eject Brie. Brie shows her ticket, but Stephanie says that she is blocking the view of the people so she can take her seat.
Brie takes the mic and she says that Stephanie is doing this out of spite for the slap. Brie calls Stephanie a vindictive bitch. Stephanie slaps Brie and then she tries to hit Stephanie but security takes her away.
Match Number Two: Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Cameron, and Eva Marie versus Nikki Bella
All four attack Nikki and Alicia with a scissors kick for the three count.
Winners: Alicia Fox, Cameron, Eva Marie, and Rosa Mendes
After the match, Stephanie says that looked really painful and it was Brie’s fault. Stephanie says that Nikki will do what Brie did and she will quit.
We go to commercial with a look at what you can see on the WWE Network . . . Saturday Night’s Main Event, but they play the original music (which you cannot hear if you have the Network).
We are back with a look at the return of Brie Bella to the world of spectator and the editing of Brie’s harsh language.
Bo Dallas is in the ring.
Match Number Three: Bo Dallas versus Damien Sandow (dressed as LeBron James)
Damien asks if the people were expecting Michael Jordan. He took his talents from South Beach back to Cleveland. He tells Bo to BOLIEVE that he should leave so people do not have to see his goofy smile. He tells Bo to LEAVE.
Sandow with a kick and forearm but Bo with a kick and clothesline. Bo with a back body drop and he clotheslines Sandow over the top rope to the floor. Bo celebrates in the ring and Sandow returns. Bo with punches but Sandow with a back elbow and forearms. Sandow with punches to Bo.
Sandow with a suplex for a near fall. Bo with an inside cradle but Sandow with a clothesline. Bo with a forearm and he gets a near fall. Sandow with a knee and then Sandow takes a shot. Sandow with a slam and then he tells Cleveland he is coming home and he misses the Elbow of Disdain. Bo with the BoDog for the three count.
Winner: Bo Dallas
After the match, Bo does his victory lap as Cole and JBL argue over how many wins Bo has.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for the Highlight Reel, but Chris Jericho is not in the ring.
Michael and Jerry talk about an incident that happened during the commercial break that you can see on the WWE App.
The Wyatts say that they are here.
Cole mentions that the Wyatts attacked Chris Jericho while he was being interviewed during the commercial break.
Bray welcomes everyone to the Highlight Reel. Unfortunately your scheduled host is unable to make it. He is a bit indisposed. Where oh where could Chris Jericho be? Bray says that he wonders.
We go to the WWE app footage of Bray, Luke, and Erick attacking Chris Jericho in his locker room. Bray tells Chris that sooner or later, they all fall down. Bray hums as he leaves.
Bray asks where is Chris Jericho? Where is your savior? Surprise surprise, he ain’t here for you. You know who is here? Bray is. He is here just like he has every day since he has been around. He says that he can read your thoughts. He knows that you are thinking because Chris had his arm raised last night that he is the better man. Do you believe that Bray would burden himself with these petty things? A loss in a battle does not matter because the war is what counts. Bray says that he created war.
It was not so long ago that the Wyatt Family entered a WWE ring for the first time. In their reign of terror, they have dismantled giants and destroyed monsters. They have brought so called heroes to their knees. Who does Chris Jericho think he is dealing with? Bray says that he is the Eater of Worlds. He is every bit the monster that they think he is.
Bray says that you cannot measure him like you can measure a normal man. You cannot measure him by how many dollar bills you have because society is his play thing. Time is irrelevant to him. He lives 100 years in a day. Since last night, it has been recurring in his head. Abigail told him to be careful chasing vengeance because you will need to dig two graves. One for your enemy and one for yourself. Bray says that he is forever.
We see Chris Jericho being checked in the back while R Truth wants to know what happened (since he probably doesn’t watch the WWE App). Zack Ryder is there as well.
Flo Rida is walking in the back and he stops to talk to Big E, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Naomi, and Emma.
Miz makes his way to the ring as we go to commercial.
Match Number Four: Miz versus Dolph Ziggler in a Non Title Match
Ziggler goes after Miz and Miz goes to the floor to take off his sunglasses. Miz almost gets into the ring but he stays on the floor. Miz goes back to the floor after actually getting into the ring. Ziggler chases Miz around the ring and Ziggler with a Thesz Press and Miz goes back to the floor and he is sent into the ringside barrier. Ziggler with a chop to the chest.
Ziggler tries to send Miz into the steps but Miz blocks it. Miz kicks Ziggler as he comes back into the ring and Miz with more kicks. Miz tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Ziggler lands on his feet and he gets a rollup for a near fall. Miz with a near fall. Ziggler with a hip toss followed by rapid fire elbow drops while Miz covers his face.
Miz with an elbow and kick followed by a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with punches and a side head lock. Ziggler with a shoulder tackle. Miz tries for a hip toss but Ziggler blocks it. Miz blocks a drop kick and he catapults Ziggler over the top rope but Ziggler holds on and Ziggler sends Miz to the apron. Miz covers up and Ziggler punches him but Miz with a kick and a hot shot into the ring post as we go to commercial.
We are back and Miz is in control. Ziggler with punches. Ziggler blocks punches from Miz but Miz with a knee and kicks. Miz gets a near fall. Miz with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with punches followed by a rollup for a near fall. Miz with a clothesline and kicks. Miz goes for the Awesome Clothesline but Ziggler moves and Miz hits the turnbuckles.
Ziggler with a few clotheslines and then he hits a splash in the corner. Ziggler with a neck breaker. Ziggler misses a Fameasser and Miz with a rollup for a near fall. Miz goes for the Reality Check but on the second neck breaker Ziggler counters with a backslide for a near fall. Miz with a Side Effect for a near fall.
Miz runs into a boot and Ziggler goes for the hesitation DDT but Miz blocks it. Miz tries for a power bomb but Ziggler rolls through for a sunset flip. Miz tries for a figure four leg lock but Ziggler kicks Miz away and Ziggler gets a near fall with a hesitation DDT. Miz with a DDT for a near fall. Miz with knees to the hamstring to set up for the figure four leg lock. Miz tries for the figure four but Ziggler with an inside cradle for a near fall.
Ziggler with an elbow and Miz with a single leg sweep and he applies the figure four leg lock. Ziggler tries to get to the ropes or reverse the hold and he gets to the ropes and Miz has to release the hold. Miz gets kicked away and Ziggler hits the Fameasser for a near fall. Ziggler goes for the sleeper but Miz is at the ropes. Miz tries for the Skull Crushing Finale but Ziggler with a snap mare and then he hits the Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Justin Roberts makes sure to announce that Miz is still the Intercontinental Champion.
Triple H says that there is no reason for Seth Rollins to wrestle John Cena at SummerSlam because he has the briefcase. You put the cards out when you want to play them. Seth says that whenever he has a hand to play, Dean Ambrose is there to screw it up. Seth says that they need to stop Dean Ambrose permanently.
Cesaro enters and he says that if anyone should face him at SummerSlam it is him. He is a walking Money in the Bank Contract. He will get the job done. Cesaro says that he is what is best for business. He is no longer a Heyman guy. He wants to be Hunter’s guy.
Seth says that he already has a ‘guy’.
Hunter has an idea. There is some unfinished business with Dean Ambrose. If Cesaro will finish that business, it would be something that would impress Hunter.
Cesaro says to consider it done.
AJ skips in the back and she stops by Paige and they walk into commercial together.
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