We are in Kansas City, Missouri and your announcers are John ‘Chief’ Layfield and Michael ‘Royal’ Cole.
Bray Wyatt tells the people of Kansas City that they’re here.
Match Number One: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Sheamus versus Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan
Jey and Harper start things off and Harper with a kick and uppercut followed by a punch. Jey with an uppercut and punches to Harper. Harper with an Irish whip but Jey gets a boot up and he gets a near fall with a rollup. Jey with a kick and uppercut to Harper. Jey with a flying shoulder tackle for a near fall.
Jey with a wrist lock and Sheamus tags in and he punches Harper. Sheamus with more punches but Harper with punches. Sheamus with punches and kicks. Harper backs Sheamus into the corner and Erick Rowan tags in. Rowan tags in and he connects with head butts and punches. Rowan runs Sheamus into the turnbuckles.
Harper tags back in and he connects with a double thrust to the chest and punch. Sheamus with punches. Harper with an Irish whip but Sheamus gets Harper up for the Finlay Slam. Sheamus with a knee drop and he gets a near fall. Sheamus tries for a neck breaker but Harper escapes and he punches Sheamus. Rowan tags in and he Irish whips Sheamus but he misses a charge into the corner. Sheamus with a shoulder tackle and knee lift. Sheamus charges into an elbow from Rowan.
Sheamus with a cross body to Rowan and both men go over the top rope to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Harper with a forearm and Sheamus with a punch. Wyatt tags in and he kicks Sheamus. Wyatt chokes Sheamus with his boot and the referee warns him. Wyatt puts Sheamus in the turnbuckles and he hits a splash into the corner and he sends Sheamus to the mat. Wyatt crawls to Sheamus and he kicks Sheamus in the back to prevent the tag. He pulls Sheamus into the corner and Rowan tags in and connects with a knee drop. Rowan with a slam.
Rowan with punches in the corner and Harper tags in and Harper Irish whips Rowan into the corner and he splashes Sheamus. Harper with a super kick to Sheamus for a near fall. Harper knocks Jey off the apron and Sheamus hits a uranage back breaker. Jimmy tags in and he clotheslines Harper followed by a super kick and uppercut.
Jimmy with a Samoan drop followed by two savate kicks to Harper. Harper blocks a third attempt and Jimmy with an enzuigiri. Rowan goes over the top rope when he charges at Jimmy. Jimmy with a butt splash into the corner and then he knocks Wyatt off the apron. Harper moves when Jimmy goes for a corkscrew senton. Harper with a Michinoku Driver for a near fall.
Jey takes Harper down before Luke can give Jey a curb stomp. Rowan sends Jey over the top rope to the floor. Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Rowan. Wyatt with a clothesline that sends Sheamus to the floor. Jimmy sends Wyatt over the top rope. Wyatt tags in and Jimmy with a super kick to Harper, but he is not the legal man in the match. Wyatt with Sister Abigail for the three count.
Winners: Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and Bray Wyatt
After the match, Jey with a plancha onto Rowan and Harper but Wyatt attacks Jey. Sheamus attacks Wyatt and then he goes after Rowan and Harper as the fight continues on the floor. They send Sheamus into the ring steps. Harper stands in the ring over Jimmy and then he gives Jimmy a discus lariat.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the contract signing at the official contract signing table. Vickie Guerrero is the host of the signing for the weeLC Match between Hornswoggle and El Torito.
Heath Slater says that Hornswoggle has a few demands before he will sign the contract. Drew gives Slater the demands. Slater says that Hornswoggle wants all green mini M&Ms, 200 copies of 3MB’s greatest hits playing while he is training, 10 copies of Rudy on Blu-Ray.
El Torito interrupts and he tells 3MB to listen to him. Diego translates and he says that if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Slater asks if that is what is going to happen.
Vickie tries to get things back under control. She says that this is a WWE Sanctioned contract signing so she wants this nice and short. Vickie laughs at her own joke.
Hornswoggle signs the contract and then Torito throws the pen away and Fernando gets an inkpad and Torito puts his hoof print on the contract.
Hornswoggle tells Torito that after Sunday, he will prove that he is the bigger man. They elevate each other’s chairs to see who is taller. Mahal gets something for Hornswoggle to sit on. Torito stands on his chair. They both get on the table and they go face to horns. Hornswoggle pushes Torito and Torito pushes Hornswoggle.
Hornswoggle with air guitar while Torito gyrates. They fight on the contract table until they are separated. Torito gores Hornswoggle and then Fernando and Diego clothesline Slater and Drew over the top rope to the floor. Torito with a springboard senton onto 3MB and Hornswoggle.
Match Number Two: Rob Van Dam versus Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
Before the match starts, the warning sirens go off and Cesaro makes his way to the ring with Paul Heyman.
Swagger runs Van Dam into the corner and Swagger with knees. Swagger with another knee and a hip toss. Swagger hits the double jump Swagger Bomb for a near fall. Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam for a near fall. Swagger has a kick blocked and Van Dam with a step over heel kick and Swagger goes to the floor.
Swagger with a forearm to Cesaro, who was not looking and Van Dam with a baseball slide. Swagger moves when Van Dam tries for a moonsault. Swagger with a clothesline and Swagger is stopped briefly by Cesaro and that allows Van Dam to hit a spinning heel kick. Van Dam goes up and hits the Five Star Frog Splash for the three count.
Winner: Rob Van Dam
After the match, Cesaro attacks Van Dam and he gives Rob a Gotch Style Neutralizer.
Paul tells Cole that he can say that Cesaro is extreme.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a BOLIEVE video for Bo Dallas.
Before our next match, Lana makes her way onto the stage to tell everyone that you revolt against his desires and it shall end in severe consequences. She calls everyone silly Americans, just like their leaders invoking sanctions against Mother Russia. Now derailing the will of the Bulgarian Brute will initiate a result that is brutal and permanent.
Match Number Three: Alexander Rusev (with Lana) versus R Truth (with Xavier Woods)
They lock up and Rusev runs Truth into the corner and he connects with knees. Truth with a punch but Rusev with punches and kicks to Truth. Truth with a kick and punches but Rusev with a knee. Truth sends Rusev into the corner and Truth with a split and leg lariat. Truth with a leg lariat that sends Rusev to the floor. Woods says something to Rusev and Rusev punches Woods.
Truth with a plancha but Rusev catches him and runs Truth into the apron. Rusev moves towards Truth but Woods attacks Truth from behind and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Alexander Rusev (by disqualification)
After the match Truth with a drop kick. Woods and Truth with a double drop kick that sends Rusev to the floor. Woods with a flip dive onto Rusev. Truth drop kicks Rusev off the apron.
We go to commercial.
Daniel Bryan comes to the ring to address the people of Kansas City.
Daniel says that we are all the same. He is no different than anybody in the world and no different than anybody in Kansas City. We stand up for what we believe in. We fight for what we have. We overcome insurmountable odds every day. We take care of our families.
Ask anyone. Our number one priority is to protect our families. This Sunday, with faith, hope, and a whole lot of determination and heart, Daniel says that he will walk into the match at Extreme Rules as champion and he will walk out as WWE World Chamipon.
This is about more than the title. He has been beaten up, he has been beaten up, he has been attacked, and he has been put in a neck brace. Daniel does not care because Kane put his hands on his wife. This is more than a match. This is more than a fight. This is a war.
This Sunday at Extreme Rules, by any means necessary, the Devil’s Favorite Demon is going home. Even if he has to go with him, he will be sending Kane straight to hell.
Kane appears on the TitanTron and he tells Daniel that he says that like it is a bad thing. Kane says that he likes it. When they arrive together, he will give Daniel a tour. He says that it is something like this . . . and we see a video package.
Kane says that if putting his hands on Brie is bad, he has not even shown Daniel the depths of his depravity. Kane laughs maniacally while Daniel takes off his neck brace.
Match Number Four: Dolph Ziggler versus Damien ‘Magneto’ Sandow
Ziggler does not know what to think about Sandow. Ziggler with a hip toss into an arm bar. Ziggler with an arm bar but Sandow backs Ziggler into the corner and he connects with a head butt. Ziggler with an Irish whip and splash into the corner and a neck breaker. Ziggler with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Sandow sends Ziggler into the ropes and then Sandow with a leaping swinging neck breaker for a near fall. Sandow punches and kicks Ziggler in the corner. Sandow tries for a suplex but Ziggler with an inside cradle for a near fall. Sandow with a clothesline for a near fall. Sandow with a chin lock with the arm trapped. Ziggler with a jawbreaker but Sandow with a knee.
Sandow with a side Russian leg sweep followed by the Elbow of Disdain. Ziggler with punches and Sandow stops Ziggler using his ‘powers’ and Ziggler realizes that Sandow has no powers. Ziggler with a drop kick and Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Big E versus Titus O’Neil in a Non Title Match
Big E with a waist lock and take down. Big E with a shoulder tackle and he tries for a slam but Titus gets to his feet. Big E with a shoulder tackle and he sends Titus to the floor. Titus throws Big E over the announce table. Titus punches and kicks Big E. Titus throws Big E onto the announce table and then throws him to the floor. Titus sends Big E back into the ring and he punches Big E.
Titus with a kick and he taunts Big E. Titus with forearms to the head. Titus with punches to Big E and the referee warns Big E. Titus with a back breaker on his shoulders and he drops down to add more impact on the back. Titus kicks Big E and the referee calls for the bell because Titus did not listen to his warnings.
Winner: Big E (by disqualification)
After the match, Titus barks, but Big E goes after Titus and he sends Titus into the ringside barrier. Big E tries to send Titus into the ring steps but Titus trips on the cable. Big E sends Titus into the ring steps and then the announce table. Big E sends Titus into the ringside barrier again. Big E sends Titus over the announce table and then he sends Titus into the ring and he stands on Titus’ chest.
We go to commercial.
We are back and members of the Kansas City Chiefs are in the front row.
We take a look back at what happened on Raw between John Cena and Bray Wyatt.
We see a record player and Bray plays the record and it is the choir from Raw singing. Bray stops the record player. He says what beautiful music children. Oh John, if you could only have seen your face on Monday night, it was priceless. Those children reached inside your bleeding heart and pulled your soul out, and handed it to him. They trust him John. Bray says that he believes the children are his future. He offered them hope and a way out. He offered them love and understanding. His word is the word they shall follow and his light is what shall lead them.
At Extreme Rules, it has become so much more than a steel cage match. It will be the reckoning of the entire Cenation. When he climbs out of the cage, he will be taking them all. They will be his and what will that leave John with? Nothing. Just a withered old man, rotting alone with a decrepit old heart.
Bray says to Follow the Buzzards.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Six: Dean Ambrose versus Curtis Axel versus Ryback versus Alberto Del Rio in a Fatal Four Way Match for the United States Championship
All three challengers surround Ambrose and Dean goes after Ryback and then Axel. Ambrose punches Axel but Del Rio kicks Ambrose and all three men work over Ambrose. Axel with a kick and Ryback with a punch. Del Rio chokes Dean in the ropes. Dean punches and chops Ryback but Axel and Del Rio work over Dean.
Ryback with kicks and then Del Rio sends Ambrose to the floor. Axel with a rollup on Del Rio for a near fall and Ryback wants to know why he did that. Del Rio with a rollup on Ryback for a near fall. Axel sends Del Rio to the floor and they go face to face until Ambrose attacks Ryback from behind. Dean kicks Axel in the back of the leg and Axel flips.
Ryback with a spinebuster and he sends Ambrose to the floor with some help from Axel. Axel and Ryback corner Del Rio and we go to commercial.
We are back and Ryback punches Del Rio in the corner and Axel with a punch as well followed by a chop. Ryback with a chop to Del Rio. Axel runs into an elbow from Del Rio and Del Rio avoids Ryback and Del Rio with a lungblower for a near fall. Axel kicks Del Rio. Axel with a knee to the head and he gets a near fall.
Ambrose punches Axel and Ryback punches Ambrose. Ambrose is sent to the floor and Ryback and Axel send Ambrose back first into the ringside barrier. Del Rio with a baseball slide to Ryback on the floor. Axel with a drop kick to Del Rio for a near fall. Del Rio with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker to Axel. Del Rio with a German suplex and bridge on Ryback for a near fall. Ambrose breaks up the cover. Ambrose punches Del Rio.
Ambrose with a Thesz Press and he punches Del Rio. Ryback picks up Ambrose but Ambrose slaps Ryback. Ryback goes over the top rope to the floor. Del Rio with a kick and punch. Ambrose with a kick and drop kick against the ropes. Axel with a forearm to the back of Ambrose’s head. Axel sets for the fisherman’s suplex but Ambrose escapes. Ambrose uses the ropes to rebound and he hits a lariat for a near fall.
Ryback pulls Ambrose to the floor and then he sends Ambrose into the Garcia Cubicle. Del Rio with a step up enzuigiri to Ryback. Axel with a fisherman’s suplex but Del Rio kicks out at two. Axel puts Del Rio on the turnbuckles and Axel with a chop before he tries for the superplex. Del Rio pushes Axel off and Axel is caught in the turnbuckles. Del Rio with a double stomp but Axel gets to the ropes to stop the count.
Del Rio pulls down the knee pad for the super kick but Axel moves. Ryback tries to clothesline Del Rio but Alberto moves and Ryback clotheslines Axel. Del Rio floats over into the cross arm breaker but Ryback picks up Del Rio and sets for the marching muscle buster and he hits it but Axel pulls Ryback off Del Rio.
Axel rolls into the ring and he crawls across the ring but Ambrose with a La Magistral on Axel for the three count.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
After the match, Ryback attacks Ambrose and so does Axel. Rollins and Reigns make their way to the ring and Rollins sends Axel to the floor while Reigns hits a spear on Ryback. Rollins with a suicide dive onto Axel. Reigns sets for the Superman Punch and Axel is rolled into the ring and Reigns hits the Superman Punch on Axel.
Ambrose and Rollins pick up Axel for the Cerberus Bomb.
We go to credits.