Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make their way to the ring to start off the pay per view.
Stephanie welcomes everyone to the 27th Annual Survivor Series. Stephanie says that they guaranteed that there would be no interference in the WWE Title Match. Hunter says that there will be no physical interference in any match tonight.
We will start off with the traditional Survivor Series Match. Hunter wants to know if we are ready.
Zeb Colter has something to say. He says that Boston is the home of the Boston Tea Party, where a group of patriots joined together to spark a revolution. Zeb says that he does not see any revolutionaries among him. Zeb says that no one would know if the Boston Tea Party happened today. You wouldn’t know about Nathan Hale or Paul Revere. You are too busy twerking or rooting for a foreign guy like David Ortiz.
Cody tells Zeb to shut up because no one paid to hear him talk. None of the people want to see Zeb twerk.
Match Number One: Traditional Survivor Series Match: Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Rey Mysterio versus Antonio Cesaro, Jack Swagger, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns
Cody and Ambrose start things off and they lock up. Ambrose with a hammer lock and side head lock. Ambrose with a shoulder tackle. Cody with a waist lock but Ambrose with a standing switch. Cody with an elbow and he blocks a hip toss. Ambrose blocks one too but Cody with a punch and Ambrose retreats to the corner.
Ambrose with a kick and punches in the corner. Ambrose with a chop and he rubs his forearm across Cody’s face. Cody with punches followed by a clothesline. Cody with a kick but Ambrose with a knee to the midsection. Ambrose kicks Cody in the corner. The referee warns Ambrose and they yell at each other. Cody with a rollup for the three count.
Dean Ambrose Eliminated (5 on 4)
Ambrose pie faces Goldust and Goldust punches Ambrose. The Usos take care of Rollins and Reigns and then they take care of Cesaro and Swagger. The Usos with planchas onto The Shield and The Real Americans.
Cody and Rollins are in the ring and Cody with a gourdbuster for a near fall. Goldust tags in and he punches Rollins and sends him into the turnbuckles and punches Rollins. Goldust with an Irish whip and back body drop to Rollins for a near fall. Goldust with a side head lock and Cesaro makes the tag. Goldust with a shoulder tackle to Rollins. Swagger with a blind tag and shoulder tackle to Goldust.
Swagger runs Goldust into the turnbuckles and he follows with knees in the corner. Cesaro drops Goldust on the top rope and Swagger tags in Cesaro. They hit a double back elbow and Cesaro gets a near fall. Cesaro punches Goldust and connects with a European uppercut.
Swagger tags in and Ceasro with a catapult that sends Goldust into Swagger and Swagger with a belly-to-belly slam for a near fall. Swagger with a clothesline. Swagger with a Double Jump Swagger Bomb followed by a leap frog double stomp by Cesaro for a near fall.
Cesaro with a reverse chin lock. Goldust with elbows and a backslide for a near fall. Cesaro with a spear to Goldust and both men are down. Cesaro with a dead lift side salto on Goldust. Cesaro runs into an elbow and Goldust takes care of the rest of Cesaro’s team. Goldust with a modified Code Red and both men are down.
Swagger tags in and he hits Goldust’s boots on a Swagger Bomb. Rey tags in and he hits a springbard seated senton. Rey with a bulldog out of a wheelbarrow. Rey with kicks to Swagger and then Swagger stops Rey from going between his legs. Swagger tries for the Doctor Bomb but Rey counters and sends Swagger into the ropes. Rey with a 619 and Jimmy with a super kick followed by a superfly splash by Jey to eliminate Swagger.
Jack Swagger Eliminated (5 on 3)
Cesaro with Swiss Death to Jey for a near fall. Cesaro sets for the giant swing. Cesaro does the same thing to Jimmy. Cody tags in and Cesaro tries for Swiss Death but Cody with a sunset flip for the three count.
Antonio Cesaro Eliminated (5 on 2)
Rollins tells Reigns it is his time to shine. Cody with punches to Reigns and Jimmy tags in and punches Reigns. Jey tags in and he hits a forearm in the corner. Reigns with a back elbow to Jey and Rollins tags in. Rollins with kicks to Jey. Rollins with punches to Jey and Rollins gets a near fall. Reigns tags in and he punches Jey while Rollins holds him. Reigns gets a near fall.
Jey with punches but Reigns tags in Rollins. Seth goes up top and he punches Jey. Seth with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Rollins with a rear chin lock. Jey with punches and Rollins with forearms. Reigns tags in but Jey lands on his feet. Jey sends Seth to the floor but Reigns stops Jey.
Jey kicks Reigns away and Jimmy tags in and he connects with clotheslines and a savate kick. Reigns with a kick but Jimmy with a Samoan drop. Jimmy with a running butt splash into the corner. Jimmy gets a near fall. Jimmy goes up top but Reigns with a punch. Reigns tries for a superplex but Jimmy stops him with a head butt. Jimmy lands on Reigns’ knees on the superfly splash.
Reigns with a spear to eliminate Jimmy.
Jimmy Uso Eliminated (4 on 2)
Cody Rhodes with a missile drop kick to Reigns followed by clotheslines to Rollins. Cody with a sunset flip for a near fall followed by the drop down uppercut. Cody goes up top and he hits the moonsault for a near fall.
Cody has Beautiful Disaster blocked. Cody hits CrossRhodes but Reigns made the blind tag and he spears Cody to eliminate him.
Cody Rhodes Eliminated (3 on 2)
Jey attacks Reigns on the floor and connects with a clothesline and then he sends Reigns into the ringside barrier. Jey rolls Reigns back in. Rollins with Black Out to Jey Uso to eliminate him.
Jey Uso Eliminated (2 on 2)
Rollins with kicks to Rey. Rollins with a sunset flip but Rey rolls through and he kicks Rollins in the head and Rey with a near fall. Rey goes to the apron and up top but Rollins hits Rey from behind and Rey falls into the tree of woe. Rollins with a hesitation drop kick and Reigns is tagged in.
Reigns throws Rey under the bottom rope to the floor. The referee starts his count but Rey gets the power and strength to return to the ring just in time. Reigns misses a charge into the corner and Reigns hits the ring post with his shoulder.
Rollins tags in and he kicks Goldust off the apron. Rollins with an Irish whip to Rey and then he gets Rey on his shoulders but Rey with a sunset flip for the three count.
Seth Rollins Eliminated (2 on 1)
Rollins attacks Rey before going to the back. Reigns puts Rey in the corner and chokes him. Reigns with a kick but Rey with a kick and he tries to go between Reigns’ legs to tag in Goldust. Rey with an enzuigiri. Rey with a drop toe hold that sends Reigns into the turnbuckles.
Goldust tags in and he connects with a series of clotheslines followed by a drop down uppercut. Goldust with a spinebuster for a near fall. Goldust with punches in the corner. Reigns with an Irish whip but Goldust with a power slam for a near fall. Reigns runs Goldust into the turnbuckles. Goldust with an elbow and he goes up top for the cross boyd and he gets a near fall.
Goldust with a clothesline into the corner but Reigns avoids the bulldog. Reigns with a spear to eliminate Goldust.
Goldust eliminated (1 on 1)
Reigns tries for a power bomb but Rey counters and sends Reigns into the ropes. Rey sets for the 619 but Reigns escapes the ropes and hits a spear to pin Rey.
Rey Mysterio eliminated
Winners: The Shield and Real Americans (Survivors: Roman Reigns)
We are in the office and Kane, Triple H, and Stephanie are discussing something and Randy Orton enters and wants to know if they are on the same page. Randy wants to know if they will show him respect.
Stephanie says hello and says that she didn’t hear him come in. Hunter wants to know if Orton is asking for interference or not. He tells Orton that he is the Viper, the Apex Predator, the WWE Champion and the face of the WWE.
Stephanie tells Randy to prove it.
Match Number Two: Intercontinental Title Match: Big E Langston versus Curtis Axel
They lock up and Axel with a side head lock. Langston picks up Axel but Axel holds on to the side head lock. Axel with a waist lock but Langston with a standing switch and waist lock take down. Langston rolls Axel up for a near fall. They lock up again and Axel with an arm bar and punches to the shoulder.
Axel with a waist lock and Langston uses his strength to escape and he sends Axel to the mat with a back drop. They lock up and Langston backs Axel into the corner but Axel with punches when the referee was not looking on the break. Axel with forearms to the back. Axel with a hurdle leap frog but Langston with a leap frog of his own followed by a shoulder tackle.
Langston with a shoulder in the corner. Langston sends Axel into the air and then down to the mat. Langston with a shoulder tackle for a near fall. Axel goes to the floor. Langston send Axel back into the ring and Axel with a forearm. Axel with a shoulder that knocks Langston off the apron. Axel with a flying axe off the apron.
Axel gets a near fall and he kicks and punches Langston in the corner. Axel with knees to the head followed by a snap mare and leap frog neck snap for a near fall. Axel with a reverse chin lock. Langston sends Axel away and he avoids the snap neck breaker. Langston with shoulder tackles followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. Langston with the Ultimate Warrior splash to the back and the straps are down. Axel gets to the ropes to stop Langston.
Axel with a kick to the knee and he hits the Perfectplex but Langston kicks out. Axel misses a splash into the corner and Langston runs into an elbow. Axel goes to the turnbuckles but Langston catches him. Axel with elbows and he tries for the neck breaker driver but Langston escapes and hits the Big Ending for the three count.
Winner: Big E Langston
After the match, Renee Young congratulates Langston on his win. Langston says that he does not need to pander to the fans in . . . Boston. When he won this title and became Intercontinental Champion, it was like when the Boston Red Sox became the World Series Champions.
AJ Lee says that she has been called many things. Psychotic and Champion. She has not come this far to be brought down. Everyone else might be inferior to her but it is time to take back the Divas Division.
They want to know who she is calling inferior.
AJ wants to know if she is being rhetorical.
Kaitlyn wants to know why any of them should trust her. AJ has made enemies with everyone besides her hired help.
AJ says that this is not about them. It is about how Total Divas does not want any of them. Maybe it is because they don’t think Kaitlyn is pretty enough, or Aksana has a funny accent, or Summer can only dance.
There are new episodes of Total Divas. They can make their own show by stealing this one.