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WWE SATURDAY MORNING SLAM REPORT: IF YOU LIKE THE USOS AND THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS, THIS IS THE SHOW TO SEE

By Richard Trionfo on 2013-05-04 10:56:22
We step into the Vortexx for another week of Saturday Morning Slam . . . right here on the CW. What does Mick Foley have in store for everyone this morning?

The opening match will feature Jey Uso and Darren Young. We have a scouting report for the match and they talk about the influence of Jimmy Uso and Titus O’Neil at ringside.

Your announcers this week are Josh Mathews and Brad Maddox.

We see how this match got set up. Mick was busy doing the Siva Tau with the Usos when Darren and Titus interrupted. Titus says that Mick is trying to learn how to dance but he is learning from the wrong team. They let Mick join the Millions of Dollars Dance and then Mick takes Darren pick to work on his hair.

Jey challenges Darren to a match and Titus accepts for Darren because Titus has a fish fry today so the match will take place next week.

Mick says that if he had to pick, he would make the match today.

Match Number One: Darren Young (with Titus O’Neil) versus Jey Uso (with Jimmy Uso)

Titus fixes Darren’s hair before locking up because you need to have your hair perfect for your match. Young with a double leg take down and shoulder tackle. Darren celebrates with Titus. They lock up and Jey backs Darren into the corner and Jey messes with Darren’s hair. Darren goes to the apron and he sulks, forcing Titus to call a time out and Titus fixes Darren’s hair.

Darren charges at Jey and Jey with a few arm drags and Darren goes to the floor to regroup and we go to commercial.

We are back and Jey with an arm bar and he touches Darren’s hair. Young with a knee to the midsection and then he sends Jey into the turnbuckles but Jey is not feeling any effect. Darren with another shot into the turnbuckles but Jey is okay and he gives Darren a head butt and he gets a near fall.

Jey with a chop but Darren with a side head lock take down. Young with a shoulder tackle but Jey with a hip toss and a diving head butt for a near fall. Jey with a chop to Young. Young with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Jey. Jey goes to the turnbuckles and Darren pulls Jey off the apron and the referee checks on Jey.

Young with a knee to the head and then he runs Jey into the turnbuckles. Young puts Jey on the turnbuckles for a superplex but Jey blocks it. Jey knocks Darren to the mat and Jey sets for the Superfly Splash but Titus interferes and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Jey Uso (by disqualification)

After the match, the Usos argue with Titus and Darren.

Mick Foley’s music plays and he has an announcement to make. He has some good news and bad news. The bad news is that Jimmy and Titus have failed in their roles as bystanders and they have some personal issues to deal with it. Mick has a way to fix that. Mick says that we will have a tag team match . . . and that match is next.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Darren Young and Titus O’Neil

Titus and Jimmy start things off and they lock up and Titus sends Jimmy to the mat. Jimmy with a chop and sunset flip attempt but Titus stays on his feet. Titus misses an elbow drop and Jimmy with a chop. Darren tags in and he connects with a European uppercut. Darren with an Irish whip but Jimmy slides into the corner and he chops Darren.

Jey tags in and he connects with an uppercut after Jimmy Irish whips him towards Jey. Jey with chops and Jimmy tags back in. Jimmy with a snap mare and an arm bar. Jimmy slams the arm into the mat. Jimmy with a flying head butt and he gets a near fall. Jey tags back in and he goes up top for a double sledge to the arm. Jey with a leg drop and he tags Jimmy back in.

They hit a double head butt on Young but he misses a savate kick and Young rolls to the floor and Young wants a time out. Young trips over the ring steps as he tries to get away from Jimmy and Jimmy laughs at Darren. Titus makes the blind tag and he attacks Jimmy from behind and Titus barks.

Titus with a series of elbow drops and he gets a near fall. We go to commercial.

We are back and Titus is in control of the match. Young tags in and Titus uses Darren for a gourdbuster on Jimmy and Darren gets a near fall. Young works on Jimmy’s back and then he gives Jimmy a hard Irish whip. Darren with another hard Irish whip and Darren has time to dance and sing with Titus.

Titus tags in and Jimmy with a punch and head butt. Titus with a shoulder that flips Jimmy and Titus with a near fall. Titus does the Gator Chomp for the fans and then Titus with a chin lock using Jimmy’s arm. Jimmy with punches and he tries for a cross body but Titus catches Jimmy and tosses him over his head. Titus with a splash into the corner and he goes to the three point stance but Jimmy moves out of the corner and he hits the turnbuckle with his shoulder and both men are down.

Young and Jey tag in and Jey with a series of running forearms followed by a head butt to the midsection and an uppercut. Jey with a Samoan drop and then he sets for the running butt splash into the corner but Jey can only get a two count. Jey with a slam and Titus breaks up the cover. Jimmy with a super kick to Titus. Jey with a super kick to Darren and then Jimmy tags in for the Superfly Splash and the three count.

Winners: Jimmy and Jey Uso