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COMPLETE OLD SCHOOL WWE RAW REPORT: WHO GETS TO TRY TO END THE STREAK?; DOES BROCK LESNAR PLAY THE GAME?; ROCK AND CENA GET IN THEIR FIRST SHOTS; A LOT OF LEGENDS; AND EVEN SOME WRESTLING

By Richard Trionfo on 2013-03-04 23:01:49
We are back and Josh Mathews wants to know how Jack can be so disrespectful. Jack says that this is his America. Standing up for the honor of the Americans who were taken down in the ring, it is Mexican Alberto Del Rio who attacks Jack.

Ted DiBiase is at ringside for the next match.

Match Number Five: Daniel Bryan and Kane versus Darren Young and Titus O’Neil (with No Stupid Stipulations)

Young and Kane start things off and Darren with a side head lock. Kane with a shoulder tackle followed by an uppercut. Bryan tags in and he goes up top for a double sledge to the arm. Bryan with kicks of No to Young followed by a hammer lock. Young with an elbow. Bryan with a drop kick and he gets a near fall.

Titus tags in and Bryan with elbows and forearms but Titus with a clothesline and he barks. Titus with boots to Bryan and he tags Young back in. Titus sends Young onto Bryan with a gourdbuster. Young with a fist drop or two for a near fall as they try to impress Ted DiBiase. Titus tags in and he applies a reverse chin lock.

Titus with a forearm and then he misses a charge into the corner and hits the turnbuckles hard with the shoulder. Kane and Young tag in and Kane with a punch to the midsection followed by a boot to the head and a drop kick. Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline into the corner. Kane with a second one and he hits the side slam and gets a near fall. Titus breaks up the cover and he tries to sent Bryan to the floor but Bryan lands on the apron. Titus goes to the floor and Bryan with a running knee off the apron.

Young comes off the turnbuckles and Kane with a choke slam for the three count.

Winners: Kane and Daniel Bryan

After the match, Ted DiBiase takes a hundred dollar bill and he stuffs it in Darren’s mouth.

Bryan goes back to take the money from Darren’s mouth.

The Honky Tonk Man is in the back . . . at least it is his back and we go to commercial.

We are back and Heath Slater says that nobody came to see Honky Tonk Man or hear him sing. 3MB is the future of music. He tells Honky that he has to go back to Las Vegas to be with the Elvis

Match Number Six: Tensai and Brodus Clay (with Cameron, Naomi, and th Honky Tonk Man) versus Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre (with Jinder Mahal)

McIntyre and Tensai start things off and Drew with punches and kicks. Drew misses a splash into the corner and Tensai with a rollup for the three count.

Winners: Tensai and Brodus Clay

After the match, we have some dancing and then Honky Tonk Man has his music play. Slater interrupts and he gets hit in the head by the guitar.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to take a look at Wade Barrett at the World Premiere of Dead Man Down.

Fandango says that is inappropriate. He says that he will not make his debut until you learn how to pronounce his name. Justin tries again but Fandango tells him that he needs to feel it. He needs to let the ‘A’s breathe. He says that he will not stand here and watch Justin Roberts butcher his name. Tonight is a night that everyone will remember. Tonight was the night that you almost got to see the debut of Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to remember what happened last week on Raw between Triple H and Brock Lesnar.

It is Game Time and Triple H makes his way to the ring with his leather jacket and water bottle. After a week off, the Game Fountain has returned.

He says that the last time he was in the ring with a mic, it was eight days after he lost to Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam. Hunter says that he thought he was done that time. Hunter says that he doesn’t know if he was trying to convince the fans or himself. The second that cast was off, he was back in the gym. He says that he had no real purpose. Hunter was the COO and he cut his hair.

Hunter says that he was training every day and he was in the best shape in years. He was waiting for a reason. Hunter says that he was sitting next to a man who had just had hip surgery. That old man is the guy who created all of this. Put aside that it was his wife and kids who were crying at bedside. Hunter says that he had a smile inside and he found his reason.

When that crazy ass old man got out of that bed to challenge Paul Heyman to a fight. When Paul turned to Brock Lesnar, Hunter was ready. He tells Brock to feel those staples on the top of his head if he thought they were done at SummerSlam. They are just getting started.

Hunter says that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know why he is in the ring. They are five weeks from the Big Dance and he is calling Brock out. Brock is usually the guy who does the destruction, but last week, he split Brock wide open. He wants to finish what they started. Hunter says that the asskicker is back. The King of Kings is back. The Game is back and he is calling Brock out for Wrestlemania. Will Brock show up at Wrestlemania to fight or is he going to sit there and bleed?

Hunter drops the mic and he leaves the ring.

We go to commercial.

We are back with the WWE Rewind: The Shield facing off with Sheamus and Randy Orton on Friday.

We have a response that was pre-recorded by the Shield. They pick up the Camcorder and they introduce themselves. Dean says that everyone wants to make history. They are all going to throw their hat in the ring to face the Undertaker. Good for Randy and Sheamus. Maybe they are forgetting something.

Seth points out that Undertaker at 20-0 is impressive. Taker is not the only person riding an impressive undefeated streak. The Shield is undefeated.

Dean says that the eye of justice is always watching. Even the Big Show.

Reigns says that he got in a cheap shot, but that is the only one.

Dean says that no one can beat them.

Match Number Seven Wade Barrett versus Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Barrett with a kick and punches. Del Rio with an Irish whip and Del Rio puts Wade in the ropes and he connects with forearms and hits a lungblower. Barrett rolls to the floor while Swagger and Colter make their way into the arena.

Del Rio rolls Barrett back into the ring and Barrett with the Black Pool Slam and he gets a near fall. Barrett with elbow drops to Del Rio and he gets a near fall. Barrett with a side head lock and Del Rio with a knee. Del Rio with an Irish whip but Barrett sends Del Rio to the apron. Barrett with a punch and he chokes Del Rio in the ropes.

Del Rio with a cross arm breaker in the ropes and he releases at four. Barrett with a boot to Del Rio to knock him off the apron. Barrett puts Del Rio over the apron and Barrett with knees to the head and then he connects with a boot to the head and Del Rio falls to the floor. Barrett with a near fall.

Barrett misses an elbow drop from the turnbuckles when Del Rio moves. Del Rio with two clotheslines and he avoids a clothesline and hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Del Rio sets for the super kick and he connects for a near fall.

Del Rio charges into the corner but Barrett moves. Barrett with a super kick and then he tries for a pump handle slam. Del Rio escapes and Barrett tries for another Black Pool Slam but Del Rio counters with the float over into the cross arm breaker and Barrett taps out.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

We go to commercial.

We are back with the latest Zeb Colter video. This week’s topic is about Political Correctness.

The New Age Outlaws make their way to the ring and it is time for someone to suck it.

Match Number Eight:New Age Outlaws versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)

Epico and Road Dogg start things off and Epico with punches. James with punches and then he drops a knee to Epico and gets a near fall. James punches Primo on the apron but Epico with a drop kick for a near fall. Primo tags in and he kicks James. Epico tags back in and he kicks James. Primo tags back in and hits a slingshot senton and kicks James some more. Epico tags back in and hits a slingshot elbow drop.

Epico with a reverse chin lock. Epico and James bump heads and they are down. Gunn tags in and he punches Epico and Primo and then he hits a tilt-a-whirl slam on Primo. Epico and James go to the floor. Gunn with a kick and Fameasser for the three count.

Winners: New Age Outlaws

We take a look back at the comments from John Cena and Rock earlier tonight.

We go to commercial.

We are back with some Touts (which is very Old School) about Undertaker’s return.

We are in the back and the wrestlers are on the stage to celebrate Mae Young’s 90th birthday. Mean Gene Okerlund comes out to introduce Mae. The Divas bring her out to see her cake.

CM Punk interrupts the celebration and he makes his way to the ring for the main event.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Nine: Big Show versus Randy Orton versus Sheamus versus CM Punk in a Who Gets to Face Undertaker at Wrestlemania Match

Punk leaves the ring and then Orton and Sheamus join Punk on the floor. Punk returns to the ring and he backs into Show. Show with a head butt. Show sends Sheamus to the floor. Orton drops Show on the top rope and he kicks and punches Show. Show with a head butt to Orton and he tries to sent Orton into the ring post but Orton counters and he sends Show into the ring post.

Sheamus and Orton are in the ring while Punk and Show stay on the floor. Orton and Sheamus exchange punches. Sheamus with a forearm. Orton with a back breaker and Punk covers Sheamus and gets a near fall before going back to the floor. Orton with European uppercuts to Orton but Orton with a kick. Sheamus with the uranage back breaker and he tries to get the cover on Orton. Sheamus pulls Punk back into the ring and Orton and Sheamus throw Punk over the top rope. Show with a punch to Orton and a chop to Sheamus.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Punk with punches to Orton followed by a snap mare and knee drop for a near fall. We see Big Show and Sheamus laid out on the floor. We see Orton hit the Super IEDDT on Big Show during the commercial.

Orton with a clothesline as he comes out of the corner on an Irish whip. Orton with another clothesline and then he avoids a clothesline and hits a power slam. Orton with an exploder suplex for a near fall. Orton tries for the IEDDT but Punk gets into the ring and he back body drops Orton to the floor. Sheamus with a slingshot shoulder tackle and he gets a near fall.

Sheamus with the ‘JBL wishes Sheamus would do this to Josh Mathews’ series of forearms across the chest. Show with the Final Cut for a near fall and Punk breaks up the cover. Punk with knees and forearms to Show but Show knocks out Punk, but Sheamus punches Show. Show with punches and an Irish whip. Sheamus with shoulders in the corner followed by a knee lift.

Sheamus with a flying forearm and Show is down. Sheamus tries for White Noise but Show with a forearm to the back. Show misses the elbow drop from the turnbuckles. Sheamus gets Show up for White Noise and he hits it but only gets a near fall.

Sheamus looks around and he lets out a FELLA and then he gets ready for the Brogue Kick by punching his chest. Orton with a power slam to Sheamus for a near fall. Show grabs Orton by the throat and then he does the same to Sheamus and punches him away. Show with a choke slam to Orton. Show blocks the Brogue Kick and he hits a choke slam on Sheamus for a near fall.

Show gets ready for the knockout punch on Sheamus and Sheamus avoids it and Sheamus hits the Brogue Kick but Show goes to the floor. Orton with the RKO to Sheamus. Punk with the Go To Sleep to Orton and he gets the three count.

Winner: CM Punk

After the match, we hear the GONG and the lights go blue. We have a stare down as we go to credits.


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