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WWE NXT REPORT: A FULL YEAR OF SEASON FIVE ENDS WITH AN INTERVENTION; SOMEONE SAYING FLIBBITY GIBBITS; AND THE LOVE TRIANGLE TURNS INTO A LOVE RHOMBUS?; ALSO TYSON KIDD AND MICHAEL MCGILLICUTTY IN ACTION AS WELL AS OTHERS

By Richard Trionfo on 2012-02-29 23:15:14
We are wild, young, and on the internet and your announcers are Josh ‘Happy Leap Year’ Mathews and William ‘If this season goes any longer, the rookies will be able to get Social Security benefits’ Regal. Your host and handyman is Matt ‘Schneider’ Striker.

Match Number One: Alex Riley and Percy Watson versus Darren Young and Titus O’Neil

Titus and Alex start things off and Titus with a kick and forearm. Riley with a flapjack to Titus and he retreats to his corner and he tags in Young. Riley with an arm drag into an arm bar. Young backs Riley into the corner and he connects with forearms and kicks. Young with an Irish whip but he misses a charge into the corner. Riley with a clothesline for a near fall. Riley goes after Titus on the apron and then he goes up top but Young with a kick to Riley.

Young with a kick and a neck breaker before he tags Titus back in. Titus with a kick and he hits a short arm clothesline. Darren tags back in and he kicks Riley. Young hot shots Riley on the top rope and he gets a near fall as he tries to exploit the issues with his breathing. Young goes after Watson and the referee is forced to deal with Percy.

Titus tags back in and he connects with a series of forearms across the chest. Riley punches Titus and Young but he cannot get away from Titus to make the tag. Riley with a sunset flip but Young had made the tag so the referee does not make the count. Young with a back breaker and he gets a near fall. Young with a body scissors and reverse chin lock.

Young with forearms across the upper chest as he continues to restrict Riley’s air intake. Riley gets out of the body scissors and to his feet and he punches Young. Riley with a kick and Watson makes the blind tag and he comes off the turnbuckles and connects with a double sledge. Watson with punches and a flying clothesline followed by an overhead suplex. Watson with the Showtime Splash and he gets a near fall.

Watson takes care of Titus on the apron but his distraction allows Young to get Watson up for the Alley Oop Gutbuster for the three count.

Winners: Titus O’Neil and Darren Young

After the match, Titus gets on the mic and he says that what we have with Percy is a failure to communicate. He tells Percy that he has been going around telling people that he deserves a rematch. Titus tells Percy that he gets his rematch next week and he tells Percy to be more aggressive and have a better attitude than he ever had. If not, he will be just like everyone else in the building and he will be a loser.

Titus leaves and barks while William Regal wonders how he is getting a rematch next week.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Alicia Fox, Kaitlyn, and Justin Gabriel are in the ring. Derrick Bateman makes his way to the ring for his match and he wonders what is going on. It looks like we are going to have an INTERVENTION. Kaitlyn says that this is a safe place. It is the trust tree. Derrick points out that he has a match with the red headed gingerman.

Justin tells Derrick that he does not have a match and Kaitlyn tells him that this is an intervention.

Derrick wants to know what the intervention is for. Alicia says they are here to talk about five feet and five inches of pure evil. Derrick wants to know if they are talking about Trent Barreta because Maxine is a peach. Justin tells Derrick that she is a piranha. He tells Derrick to lose her. He wants Derrick to remember when he was single and happy. Alicia calls Maxine crazy. Justin tells Derrick that Maxine beats up random people backstage. Alicia tells Derrick that she makes everyone’s life miserable.

Derrick says that Kaitlyn had to have set this up. Kaitlyn says that they care about him and they want him to watch a video package. We see some of Maxine’s greatest hits.

Kaitlyn asks Derrick if those are signs of a healthy relationship.

Derrick says that she is okay and he thinks they are in love.

Kaitlyn tells Derrick that Maxine is using her until the next person can help her. He says that what they have is weird.

Derrick wants Kaitlyn to tell him what is love. Kaitlyn kisses Derrick and Derrick falls to the mat.

Maxine runs to the ring and Alicia tries to interfere but without her dead animal pelt on her head, she does not have the same powers so Maxine is able to get past her and to Kaitlyn and we have a good old NXT catfight.

They separate Maxine and Kaitlyn but that does not work and Maxine goes after Derrick now.

Maxine leaves the ring and she goes to the back.

Tyson Kidd is walking in the back and Natalya stops him to wish him luck in his match. She tells Tyson not to get down because he is a Hart.

Michael stops by and he says that something smells rotten and this time it isn’t Natalya.

Michael says that the only reason a Hart talks to Tyson is because they feel sorry for him. Michael calls Tyson a loser before we go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Michael McGillicutty versus Tyson Kidd

Kidd with a waist lock and Michael with a standing switch into a side head lock takedown and head scissors but Michael escapes and applies a side head lock. Kidd escapes and gets to his feet. They lock up again and Kidd works on the arm and turns it into an arm bar and hammer lock.

Michael with a reversal and Kidd gets to the apron and then he ties up Michael’s arm in the ropes and he kicks the ropes. Tyson asks Michael how his arm is as he stands across the ring from Michael. They lock up and Michael with a knee and punch. Michael with a knuckle lock but Kidd uses the ropes to escapes with an arm drag. Kidd with a wheelbarrow into a victory roll for a near fall. Michael sends Kidd onto the top rope in a very uncomfortable manner and Kidd goes to the floor.

Michael sends Kidd’s head into the apron. They return to the ring and Michael gets a near fall. Michael with a kick and he taunts Tyson. Michael with kicks in the corner until the referee pulls him out of the corner followed by a near fall. Michael with a reverse chin lock but Tyson with punches.

Michael with an Irish whip and he runs into boots from Kidd. Kidd and Michael each try for a clothesline and both men go to the mat. Both men get to their feet at the same time. Kidd with a forearm and a back elbow followed by a series of kicks and a jumping back kick for a near fall.

Kidd with a back heel kick and a rollup for a near fall. Michael charges at Kidd and Kidd with a kick and he goes to the apron. Kidd goes up top but Michael crotches him with a punch. Michael tries for a superplex in the shadow of the Wrestlemania sign but Kidd fights him off and then Kidd hits a double jump moonsault for a near fall.

Kidd sets fro the Sharpshooter but Michael is able to get to the apron and Michael grabs the ring skirt. Michael with a kick to the head followed by the running snap neck breaker to Kidd for the three count.

Winner: Michael McGillicutty

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to see what happened when Dwayne and John were together on Raw on Monday night.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Matt Striker is in the ring and he tells us that we have gone through a year of NXT Redemption. In five seasons, we have gone through six ring announcers, about twelve different announce teams, and the show has introduced about thirty new superstars to the world, but through the personnel changes, ridiculous challenges, and the neverending seasons. There has only been one host. Matt says that he might be a glutton for punishment and he says that he has this job because he loves this stuff.

Matt says that he has a passion for WWE, just like the fans. NXT was supposed to be a show where the unseen can be shown to the world. Matt says that there is a crop of superstars who will carry this company to the future. NXT was supposed to be about change and it has not been the case for the last few weeks. The inmates have started to run the asylum and it will stop tonight.

Matt is interrupted by Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins. Curt says that tonight, they bring change. Tyler says that this could be one of the greatest nights of their lives. They tell Matt to hang on a minute. They come out with chairs, drinks, and popcorn.

Curt says that tonight is a historic night because he is going to hand his job over to someone younger and better looking.

Matt tells Curt to shut up and he has a few bullets left in the gun so if Curt wants to challenge him, he is ready for him. Matt says that this show needs some veteran leadership and someone the wrestlers can respect. John Laurinaitis and Teddy Long have been doing this for twenty years. Matt says that he does not have that experience. He is bringing in someone who has the respect of the WWE Universe, the wrestlers, and the fans.

Matt says that he has found someone who will make the matches and if you have a complaint you take it to that person. The new sheriff in town is William Regal.

William goes to the ring and he thanks Matt. William says that he looks forward to pushing everyone to their limits. He is looking forward to exciting matches against people you don’t expect. He wants to know why the two flibbity-gibbits wear sunglasses inside. He has something special lined up for them next week.

The last fifty-two weeks of NXT are over, but the new NXT has begun.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Johnny Curtis and Derrick Bateman are at the announce table.

Match Number Three: Kaitlyn versus Maxine

Maxine with a take down to Kaitlyn. Maxine with kicks in the corner but Kaitlyn moves out of the way when Maxine charges. Kaitlyn with a slam after sending Maxine’s head into the turnbuckles. Kaitlyn with a leg drop and a body scissors. Kaitlyn with a near fall on a rollup using the legs. Maxine leans back and gets a near fall. Maxine with a kick for a near fall. Maxine gets a series of near falls.

Kaitlyn with a back breaker for a near fall and then Kaitlyn runs into boots from Maxine in the corner. Maxine with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Maxine tries for another cover and gets a near fall. Maxine with an arm bar and chin lock and then she may get ready for the Dragon Sleeper. Kaitlyn wih a full nelson into a modified Bubba Bomb and then she gets the three count with a rollup.

Winner: Kaitlyn

After the match, Maxine walks past Derrick and then Johnny gets up from the announce table and then Maxine walks away from her.

Maxine congratulates William Regal on his new position and she looks forward to working closely with him.

We go to credits.