Ring of Honor – Frontier Fieldhouse -
Attendance was around 900. Prior to the show, there was a meet and greet with “Nature Boy” Ric Flair.
Pre-show:
(A) Tony Kozina and Dirty Ernie Osiris (with Prince Nana) defeated Aaron Scott and Grizzly Redwood.
It might have been 90 degrees outside today, but the
jacked-up crowd, right of the bat, made it feel like about 150 in the building.
As soon as the bell rang ring announcer Joey Eastman alerted us five minutes
have elapsed in the match. For a homeless man, Ernie has some nice shoes (as
well as plaid Abercrombie pants and a homemade t-shirt) compared to the
non-homeless, barefoot’d man – who’s beard is that of a mighty Redwood. Some
nice back and forth with Scott and Kozina (with his barrel chest, he’d make a
great roaring 20’s strongman gimmick). Aaron Scott went for a slam on the bald
Kozina, which caused Osiris to note “he's pulling his hair.” Advantage went to
Team Nana after he pulled the top rope down so Scott would fall out of the ring.
Finally, a hot tag was made to the Griz – who hit some axe-handles on Kozina,
and followed with a flapjack on Scott. A short time later, while Scott was
arguing with the ref (who had taped fists), Ernie drilled Redwood with his shoe,
allowing Kozina to roll him up for the win.
(B) “Big, Bad” Bobby Dempsey and Sawada defeated Andy “Right Leg” Ridge and
Sampson.
Ridge is a heel now, as he looked surly, and kicked the
guard rail twice on the way to the ring, just to let everyone know hoe surly he
was. Sawada was wearing a gi. Sampson, a large, muscular, African-American fella
was worried about the non-Milton Bradley Karate Fighter and a chop battle
ensued, until Sampson used a poke to the eyes. Heat on Sawada, as Dempsey tried
to get the crowd into the match. Sampson choked him on the ground, and then
squatted in an attempt to blow gas, which allowed Dempsey to get the hot tag.
The match would end with Dempsey using a Death Valley Driver on Ridge, as Sawada
used a judo throw, and a keylock on Sampson for the victory.
(C) Josh Raymond defeated Mickey Nichols.
The pre-show main event, with the pre-show time remaining,
saw a good paced wrestling match with plenty of Raymond (who's improved over the
last two years since toning down the sleaze – and the mustache) and Mikey
trading arm-bars and wrestling holds. Josh was over with his “Yeah!!!”
catchphrase. Nichols attempted a rollup, but only got a two. Nichols hit a
neck-breaker for two, and a second rope dropkick for another near fall. After a
high cross-body by the Aussie for another near fall, Raymond came back with a
super kick followed by a 360 corkscrew head kick off the ropes for the win.
There was a ten-bell salute with all the wrestlers around the ring. KENTA stood
inside the ring and held a picture of Mitsuharu Misawa along with Cary Silkin
wearing a NOAH Hawaiian shirt. It was a very classy thing to do, as they played
his theme, and Misawa chants rung out over the building. The main card started
at approximately 7:45pm.
1. Six-Man Mayhem: Delirious defeated Silas Young with Shadows over Hell, in a match that also included “Sugarfoot” Alex Payne, Sami Callahan, Egotistical Fantastico, and “Addicted to Love” Rhett Titus.
To begin, Payne went straight for Silas, which was good
continuity after Silas turned on him the last time ROH was here. Rhett went for
a kiss from a girl in the front row, but a dude kissed him instead which got a
great pop and lots of chants from the crowd. The foam Sugar-foot held by some
dudes in the front row was taken by Rhett, violated by Silas, and actually put
on Callahan’s foot. Payne and Delirious started, with Delirious talking
gibberish and, at one point, saying “white meat babyface.” Good comedy with
Rhett giving Delirious a show, Deli running after him, both going under the
ring, and Titus coming out with his pants semi-down and his thong exposed. Then
Rhett came from behind ref Todd Sinclair, who thought Titus was feeling him up
and shoved him down. Great moves all over the place during the match, including
a
2. Erick Stevens defeated “HD Ready” Skullkrusher Rasche Brown after a Doctor
Bomb.
HD is looking leaner, not so bulky, and continued to
capitalize on the great charisma he showed the last time he was in
Ric Flair promo telling the crowd that
3. Kenny King defeated “Maple Leaf Muscle” Petey Williams with a torture rack
DDT.
To start, some fans chanted “Tough Enough” to Kenny, who responded by saying “come on that was eight years ago.” King looked good as he went toe-to-toe with the former X-Division champion. As they exchanged holds, I noticed Petey’s tights said “wwad.” (Semp’s note: I hope it stands for What Would Al Davis do, because the answer would be make some poor personnel decisions, and follow it up by pooping in your Depends, and settling in for a nap.) Kenny did a Michael Jackson impression, but as he was doing the splits, Petey hit him with a dropkick, and a Jackson-esqe “Heee-heee.” A top rope headscissors over the top put King on the outside, which was followed by Williams jumping over the top and hitting a beautiful rana. King came back with a beautiful Hot Shot and lariat for a two count. King said “make believe mustard, my ass” which may make a great catchphrase and look snazzy on a shirt. He then hit a spinebuster for a two. Petey attempted the Canadian Destroyer, which got a huge pop, only to have King throw him into the corner. King tried a springboard clothesline but got hit with a dropkick. Petey hit a backbreaker and a dropkick to the back of King’s head. Russian leg-sweep by Williams, and he called for the Destroyer but King evaded. Spinning backbreaker for two on Williams, and then King hit a DVD into a side-slam for two. Lots of great nearfalls in this match. King was tapping in the sharpshooter as the ref was being distracted by King’s partner Rhett Titus. After many Canadian Destroyer attempts, King hit a torture rack DDT for the win. Afterwards, Titus and King beat on Williams – who fought back and hit the destroyer for a HYOOOGE pop. Lots of “please come back” chants. Petey, with a bloody mouth, cut a promo and called the guys in ROH “bad ass mofos.” He talked about ROH being where stars are born, and reborn, which caused a “fuck TNA” and “fire Russo” chant. Petey showed more charisma here than he did in however many years he was in TNA, and called himself “the wizard of the washboard” abdominals. Very good match.
4. NOAH World Junior Heavyweight champion KENTA defeated Tyler Black after the Go to Sleep.
With the fans using dueling chants to get behind both guys,
KENTA killed Black early. 2009 has been a tremendous year so far for the NOAH
junior heavyweight champion. (Semp’s note: Literally, he kicked the shit out of
A springboard drop kick, followed by two huge boots into
the corner, and a dropkick were used by KENTA (who was super-over, as usual). An
awesome double-foot stomp spot. KENTA then hits a kick, runs off the ropes, and
gets caught with a
A KENTA Tiger suplex got a 2.5 count. A Go To Sleep attempt
was blocked, Black tried a God’s Last Gift, but took a GTS for 2.9999999 (I
could keep going).
Age of the Fall then came down to the ring, all 13 or so of
them, in masks and bandanas. Zach Gowen was one of them, turning down a
lucrative apartment wrestling gig tonight to be at the show. Misty Blue Simms
would be very unhappy. Jimmy Jacobs had his white, blood stained jacket from the
group’s beginning, and a chain came down on the hook they use to hold up the
title belts during ladder matches. They attempted to hang former member Black
upside down, Jay Briscoe-style, but El Generico and Kevin Steen came down to
help wreck shop. Black got back up and hit the GLG on Jacobs, and hung him
upside down by the hook. Delirious was working the controls and raised Jacobs
up. Black got on the mic and said “The Age of the Fall is dead.” The faces left,
and Jacobs was lowered down. He began to berate his members, who all walked out
on him. He then exited through the crowd, quite dejected, and left out the front
door, throwing down garbage cans in the process.
Intermission: September 19 will be the next
By the way, all Michael Jackson music during intermission
causing Dr. Keith to reflect back to his own past experiences with a “Dirty
Diana.”
Sadly, Claudio and Ryan were not in their street gear. Dueling boom-elbows from the babyfaces. Albright shaved, and as a result looks much younger. Cabana and Albright brought a table into the ring and sandwiched it on top of Ryan and Claudio. The fight went to the outside with Albright and Ryan tangled on one end, as Cabana and Claudio were on the other. For the third straight show, whenever Claudio did anything people said “Heeeeeeeey!” which is always entertaining. Cabana got on the guardrail and did a back dive onto the heels. Somewhere during the melee, an old man got accidentally hit but ROH was quick to aid him (and his tucked in Colt 45 shirt) with some ice. Both babyfaces did their submissions (Albright’s Crowbar on Claudio, and the Billy Goat’s Curse on Ryan). Prince Nana and Dirty Ernie came in, as Cabana and Albright gave chase. Back in the ring, Ryan hit his Super 70’s superkick on Colt, and Claudio used a bicycle kick on Albright. Later, Cabana hit a big backdrop on Ryan to the outside and Albright hit a dive on Claudio.
Albright and Cabana then did the old
6. D’Lo Brown defeated Roderick Strong with a roll-up.
Brown, who was looking huge (NOD days, but with more muscle), got huge “Welcome home” chants. Strong went to work with trademark chops, with D’Lo rallying with chops of his own. Brown missed on one, looked at his hand and said, “I fucked up.” Brown ended up chopping Strong’s chest open. Strong went to pick D’Lo up, as he yelled “are you kidding me?” Totally great old school heel. He used the Sliding D for a near fall, and a vertical suplex for another. Strong kicked him in the gut, and D’Lo spit into the third row, possibly near his family. Brown hit a powerful clothesline, and a side slam attempt, but Roddy blocked it with a crucifix for a near fall. Strong went to work with some vicious chops. D’Lo went up top, and some fan yelled “Come on Roddy, win it for Droz.” Ugh. Brown shot him a look, and then was met up top by Strong who superplexed him down to the mat. Gibson driver, but Brown held on for another near fall. Story of the match was D’Lo being too big, but Strong hit a backbreaker and a yakuza kick for a two count, but Brown got his foot to the ropes. D’Lo then tied up Strong, and with his hand on the bottom rope, pinned him for the victory. Very good performance by Brown playing the old-time, cheat to win, better than you, heel.
7. Kevin Steen and El Generico defeated the ROH World tag team champions, the American Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) in a non-title match.
The stipulation here is that if the Wolves win, Steenerico doesn’t get anymore title matches. If the good guys prevail, they get to pick what the stipulations for the next match between the teams will be. Shane Haggadorn, wearing a sparkling jacket and an arm sling, was announced as the Wolves “manager.”
Great back and forth match, with the heat being put on
Steen, who ended up getting a hot tag to Generico, with the knee brace. Edwards
hit a jumping codebreaker on Generico for a two count, as Davey used a
8. Austin Aries defeated Nigel McGuinness to retain the Ring of Honor World Heavyweight championship.
“Welcome back” chants for the shaved head, and streamlined,
Nigel. Aries’ tights have musical notes on them, for some reason. Aries got on
the mic and called
Nigel took off after Aries, who hit a baseball slide, and
did a plancha over the top rope that missed. Nigel whipped him into the
guardrails, and went to work on Aries’ shoulder. McGuinness used his headstand
kick, and a nice arm submission on, to further inflict damage. Nigel hit a
double thrust like Haku. When Nigel was coming back into the ring, Aries hit him
with a beautiful running dropkick to McGuinness’ bad arm. From there, Aries went
to work and used a Macho Man-like axe-handle to the outside, and threw Nigel
into the guardrail. Aries signaled for his power-elbows, but just did an eye
rake. What a heel! More work on Nigel’s arm. They exchanged elbows and Aries
got caught into the corner. Nigel kicked the back, and hit a small clothesline
out of the corner. Aries dangled out of the ring, and Nigel attempted a
Nigel put Aries on top rope, but his lariat attempt was
ducked. Aries responded with a lariat of his own, and a neck-breaker for a two
count. Nigel used some high-knees for a near fall. Nigel lifted up Aries up for
another